My parents just asked me, when I will get a girlfriend

[Deleted member 24444]

So recently my mom met up with her friends and when she came back she said:
“Mrriceguy, all of my friends kids have girls and you didn’t have a relationship for a while, when you will get one?”

How do I explain them that it’s impossible to get a relationships if you are not 6+ PSL/Multi Millionaire/Celebrity?

@User49

 

[NFA PB]

Your real name mrriceguy?

 

[Deleted member 24444]

Your real name mrriceguy?

My real name sounds like a Muslim deathnik name, @TRUE_CEL can confirm

 

[User49]

show her some maherfish es

 

[Deleted member 24444]

@Blackgymmax any advice?

 

[NFA PB]

My real name sounds like a Muslim deathnik name, @TRUE_CEL can confirm

 

[slayer69]

tell them "chico said, 'why have a gf when u can slay forever'"

 

[Enfant terrible]

tell them no grandson for your genes

 

[Deleted member 24444]

Yes, very inconvenient when you cold e-mail western clients and they have proper names like John/Chris while they have to write my unga-bunga tier name

 

[NFA PB]

Yes, very inconvenient when you cold e-mail western clients and they have proper names like John/Chris while they have to write my unga-bunga tier name

Is it Ching Chong?

 

[Deleted member 24444]

Is it Ching Chong?

As I said, Muslim Deathnik. Some Arab philosopher had almost the same one

 

[NFA PB]

As I said, Muslim Deathnik. Some Arab philosopher had almost the same one

Nigga is you Muhammad?

 

[St.TikTokcel]

So recently my mom met up with her friends and when she came back she said:
“Mrriceguy, all of my friends kids have girls and you didn’t have a relationship for a while, when you will get one?”

How do I explain them that it’s impossible to get a relationships if you are not 6+ PSL/Multi Millionaire/Celebrity?

@User49

You're only 19. Idk why are they asking such questions, considering your age.

 

[Deleted member 24444]

Nigga is you Muhammad?

He is a prophet, not a philosopher

 

[Jigen]

Parents be bluepilled.

 

[Deleted member 24444]

You're only 19. Idk why are they asking such questions, considering your age.

I think they suspect me to be gay since they see me styling hair and applying make up for hours, gymcelling and they caught me watching PSL gods videos multiple times

 

[NFA PB]

He is a prophet, not a philosopher

 

[St.TikTokcel]

I think they suspect me to be gay since they see me styling hair and applying make up for hours, gymcelling and they caught me looking PSL gods videos multiple times

My mum calls me an inkwell so I can't relate.

 

[Deleted member 24444]

My mum calls me an inkwell so I can't relate.

Do they just straight up tell you smth like this?

 

[St.TikTokcel]

Do they just straight up tell you smth like this?

Nah, she knows everything about me. Just recently, she showed me a picture of Gandy from her tabloid and said that this is how real man is supposed to look like.

 

[Deleted member 22924]

tell your mom that you are on your grind right now

 

[slayer69]

tell your mom that you are on your grind right now

jfl bro u r back already

welcome back though

 

[Deleted member 24444]

tell your mom that you are on your grind right now

I actually say this but they say I need muh experience

 

[Deleted member 23017]

My boomer parents are so oblivious too JFL they literally told me to betabuxx. Fuck that

 

[Deleted member 24444]

My boomer parents are so oblivious too JFL they literally told me to betabuxx. Fuck that

Brutal

 

[Deleted member 22924]

jfl bro u r back already

welcome back though

thank you g my autistic black pill brain was getting insane without org ( only left for 3 DAYS JFL )

 

[Deleted member 17578]

You're only 19. Idk why are they asking such questions, considering your age.

It's one of his last years where he could have a JB girlfriend. His time is soon ending.

Smart parents for them to be worried.

 

[St.TikTokcel]

It's one of his last years where he could have a JB girlfriend. His time is soon ending.

Smart parents for them to be worried.

Smart parents know that it was over before it began for their offspring.

 

[Deleted member 22918]

You're only 19. Idk why are they asking such questions, considering your age.

They know it's over if u don't have a gf by the time u're 19

 

[Deleted member 24444]

It's one of his last years where he could have a JB girlfriend. His time is soon ending.

Smart parents for them to be worried.

I had 3 girlfriends before lol, stopped dating after discovered redpill/blackpill

 

[Deleted member 17578]

Smart parents know that it was over before it began for their offspring.

smart parents abort their children before it never began for their offspring

 

[Enfant terrible]

tell them no grandson for your genes

just a joke btw
Everybody can reproduce.
but humans shifted apart from each because of social media

 

[St.TikTokcel]

smart parents abort their children before it never began for their offspring

Some of them want to have an inkwell as a pet.

 

[Deleted member 17578]

Some of them want to have an inkwell as a pet.

True. Disgusting subhuman parents with 0 morals

 

[St.TikTokcel]

True. Disgusting subhuman parents with 0 morals

Most of them are helicopter parents too. They keep you sheltered for 25 years and then they expect you to be the CEO of some massive company.

 

[Deleted member 17578]

Most of them are helicopter parents too. They keep you sheltered for 25 years and then they expect you to be the CEO of some massive company.

describes my parents perfectly

 

[BoneDensity]

Just recently, she showed me a picture of Gandy from her tabloid and said that this is how real man is supposed to look like.

 

[Deleted member 23218]

My real name sounds like a Muslim deathnik name, @TRUE_CEL can confirm

Tell me ur name in pms Bhai

 

[Suimaxxer]

Shes too bluepilled to understand

 

[Deleted member 24167]

My real name sounds like a Muslim deathnik name, @TRUE_CEL can confirm

Are u muslim and circumcised ?

 

[Deleted member 24444]

Are u muslim and circumised ?

Yes

 

[andy9432]

Get a girlfriend from the philipines, they love central asian conquerors like u

 

[Deleted member 24444]

Get a girlfriend from the philipines, they love central asian conquerors like u

I can just reply to one of my Tinder matches

 

[Deleted member 24167]

Yes

Fuck that is so bad.At least my name is turkic

 

[Deleted member 24444]

Fuck that is so bad.At least my name is turkic

Mine 4 letters are Persian and the ending is Turkic

 

[Deleted member 25938]

Mine 4 letters are Persian and the ending is Turkic

brb getting random name generator to doxx your name

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

My real name sounds like a Muslim deathnik name, @TRUE_CEL can confirm

I can confirm, Ahmed ibn Dawood.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Mine 4 letters are Persian and the ending is Turkic

Mirin bhai. My name is apparently Persian as well.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Yes

I thought you were atheist.

 

[Deleted member 21796]

how tall are you bro?