My penis just fell off

optimisticzoomer

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Recently it's grown extremely large and, thus, heavy

Well anyway, it finally detached from the rest of my body and fell off

I'm thinking I should freeze it and send it to @cromagnon as a Christmas present...?
 
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I'm thinking I should freeze it and send it to @
cromagnon
@cromagnon as a Christmas present...?
Do it
 
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Are you a gecko
 
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Just wear a calithe watch and mew
 
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Recently it's grown extremely large and, thus, heavy

Well anyway, it finally detached from the rest of my body and fell off

I'm thinking I should freeze it and send it to @cromagnon as a Christmas present...?
yees
 
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Can you still feel it wirelessly?

U could poke few girls in the club with it tbh.
 
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Recently it's grown extremely large and, thus, heavy

Well anyway, it finally detached from the rest of my body and fell off

I'm thinking I should freeze it and send it to @cromagnon as a Christmas present...?
Penis giftERmaxcing:lul::Comfy:
 
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happened to me too. Just stitch it back on nb
 

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