My penis just fell off

[optimisticzoomer]

Recently it's grown extremely large and, thus, heavy

Well anyway, it finally detached from the rest of my body and fell off

I'm thinking I should freeze it and send it to @cromagnon as a Christmas present...?

 

[Deleted member 80562]

I'm thinking I should freeze it and send it to @

@cromagnon as a Christmas present...?

Do it

 

[Deleted member 76351]

Are you a gecko

 

[moreplatesmoreweigh]

Just wear a calithe watch and mew

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Are you a gecko

Yes

 

[AustrianMogger]

Recently it's grown extremely large and, thus, heavy

Well anyway, it finally detached from the rest of my body and fell off

I'm thinking I should freeze it and send it to @cromagnon as a Christmas present...?

yees

 

[Deleted member 76351]

Can you still feel it wirelessly?

U could poke few girls in the club with it tbh.

 

[cobicado901]

Just wear a calithe watch and mew

“Everywhere i go, i see his face”

 

[Stuttercel]

Recently it's grown extremely large and, thus, heavy

Well anyway, it finally detached from the rest of my body and fell off

I'm thinking I should freeze it and send it to @cromagnon as a Christmas present...?

Penis giftERmaxcing

 

[silently_said]

your penis is evolving

 

[Deleted member 99995]

happened to me too. Just stitch it back on nb