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At this moment in time, I am MTN and 6'1 at 16 years of age. My penis is 6.3 inches and my bideltoid width is 18 inches untrained.
This blueprint will guide me to high htn/low chadlite by September of 2026, when I will be starting my first year of university.
THIS CURRENT MOMENT IN TIME:
WAGESLAVING:
To fund my various softmaxxes and hardmaxxes, I have of course got to maintain a steady stream of income.
I plan on getting two part-time jobs. One at a bakery, of which I know the owner, and another at a pub. Working at pubs in rural towns like mine is such a halo.
WATER:
Of course my diet is on point.
So is my sleep.
SUPPLEMENTATION:
40 milligrams of accutane daily
Melatonin (dosage varies)
PENIS ENLARGEMENT:
I have used an extender, and jelqed in the past, but my favourite methods of penis enlargement are by far both edging and clamping. These work by increasing erection strength and intensity which in my opinion is a more healthy and positive mechanism of penis enlargement.
I might start pumping soon when I can afford it. If I'm going to purchase one, I want to purchase a good quality one that fits my cock.
NEAR FUTURE:
ACNE SCARRING:
I am going to undergo numerous glycolic acid peels. It should take 6-8 over the space of about a year to clear my skin somewhat, and then I will get them periodically from that point onwards to ward off breakouts and improve collagen.
My scarring is severe. I will never have God tier skin. My genetics simply just don't allow for it and four years of skinceldom has wreaked havoc on my skin. All I hope for, is normie tier skin. That is enough for me.
PALATAL EXPANSION:
When I have accumulated sufficient funds, I am going to consult an orthodontist about acquiring a palate expander. I am a narrow palate cel, and it affects my smile hugely. Not to mention that I wish to increase my bizygomatic width and maybe, just maybe, my interpupillary distance.
Many have reported forward growth, and this would be a bonus, but I'm only really taking it for a Willem Dafoe or Tom Welling tier palate.
GYMCELLING:
I am a recovered gymcel coper. The experience almost ended me. So, when I start lifting again, I won't be roiding this time, and I will be focusing primarily on my bideltoid width. I hope to improve it to 20 inches.
My other efforts in the gym will just be maintaining proportions, burning calories, and testmaxxing (even though my test feels higher when I don't lift, probably due to cortisol and shit)
THE FUTURE (SURGERY):
After completing my A-Level exams, I will have a time frame of a few months before I start university. In this time, I shall enact this plan:
I am Turkish on my father's side, so I will tell my parents that I'm going to Turkey to find myself and discover more about my heritage to really forge my identity before I begin university.
I will then travel to Turkey and receive both a rhinoplasty and commisuroplasty.
( There are no turks performing commisuroplasty currently but I'm banking on the possibility that there will be in two years time.)
I will inject some peptides in order to heal in time for uni. If that fails, I will say I was in a car accident to explain the scars.
For my lips, I will tell my parents that I used a lip widening appliance, as they have seen me coping with one before.
As for my nose, I am going to gain a significant amount of bodyfat before the trip, then leanmaxx and say that I was storing a lot of fat in my midface and that I just grew into my nose.
DEGREEMAXXING:
I am going to do a pretty nerdy course. I have not decided which one yet, but I need to avoid ethnic minorities and have good career prospects after.
My A-Levels are Maths, Further Maths, Physics and Chemistry, so if I get good grades I can do almost any degree.
But I cannot stress enough. I WANT TO BE SURROUNDED BY WHITE PEOPLE DURING UNI. THERE IS NO WAY IM SURGERYMAXXING JUST TO SIT NEXT TO SOME CHINKS WHO DONT SPEAK A WORD OF ENGLISH.
THANKS FOR READING NIGGAAAAS. ADVICE AND DEGREE SUGGGESTIONS FROM UKCELS WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED.
This blueprint will guide me to high htn/low chadlite by September of 2026, when I will be starting my first year of university.
THIS CURRENT MOMENT IN TIME:
WAGESLAVING:
To fund my various softmaxxes and hardmaxxes, I have of course got to maintain a steady stream of income.
I plan on getting two part-time jobs. One at a bakery, of which I know the owner, and another at a pub. Working at pubs in rural towns like mine is such a halo.
WATER:
Of course my diet is on point.
So is my sleep.
SUPPLEMENTATION:
40 milligrams of accutane daily
Melatonin (dosage varies)
PENIS ENLARGEMENT:
I have used an extender, and jelqed in the past, but my favourite methods of penis enlargement are by far both edging and clamping. These work by increasing erection strength and intensity which in my opinion is a more healthy and positive mechanism of penis enlargement.
I might start pumping soon when I can afford it. If I'm going to purchase one, I want to purchase a good quality one that fits my cock.
NEAR FUTURE:
ACNE SCARRING:
I am going to undergo numerous glycolic acid peels. It should take 6-8 over the space of about a year to clear my skin somewhat, and then I will get them periodically from that point onwards to ward off breakouts and improve collagen.
My scarring is severe. I will never have God tier skin. My genetics simply just don't allow for it and four years of skinceldom has wreaked havoc on my skin. All I hope for, is normie tier skin. That is enough for me.
PALATAL EXPANSION:
When I have accumulated sufficient funds, I am going to consult an orthodontist about acquiring a palate expander. I am a narrow palate cel, and it affects my smile hugely. Not to mention that I wish to increase my bizygomatic width and maybe, just maybe, my interpupillary distance.
Many have reported forward growth, and this would be a bonus, but I'm only really taking it for a Willem Dafoe or Tom Welling tier palate.
GYMCELLING:
I am a recovered gymcel coper. The experience almost ended me. So, when I start lifting again, I won't be roiding this time, and I will be focusing primarily on my bideltoid width. I hope to improve it to 20 inches.
My other efforts in the gym will just be maintaining proportions, burning calories, and testmaxxing (even though my test feels higher when I don't lift, probably due to cortisol and shit)
THE FUTURE (SURGERY):
After completing my A-Level exams, I will have a time frame of a few months before I start university. In this time, I shall enact this plan:
I am Turkish on my father's side, so I will tell my parents that I'm going to Turkey to find myself and discover more about my heritage to really forge my identity before I begin university.
I will then travel to Turkey and receive both a rhinoplasty and commisuroplasty.
( There are no turks performing commisuroplasty currently but I'm banking on the possibility that there will be in two years time.)
I will inject some peptides in order to heal in time for uni. If that fails, I will say I was in a car accident to explain the scars.
For my lips, I will tell my parents that I used a lip widening appliance, as they have seen me coping with one before.
As for my nose, I am going to gain a significant amount of bodyfat before the trip, then leanmaxx and say that I was storing a lot of fat in my midface and that I just grew into my nose.
DEGREEMAXXING:
I am going to do a pretty nerdy course. I have not decided which one yet, but I need to avoid ethnic minorities and have good career prospects after.
My A-Levels are Maths, Further Maths, Physics and Chemistry, so if I get good grades I can do almost any degree.
But I cannot stress enough. I WANT TO BE SURROUNDED BY WHITE PEOPLE DURING UNI. THERE IS NO WAY IM SURGERYMAXXING JUST TO SIT NEXT TO SOME CHINKS WHO DONT SPEAK A WORD OF ENGLISH.
THANKS FOR READING NIGGAAAAS. ADVICE AND DEGREE SUGGGESTIONS FROM UKCELS WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED.
