MY PLAN TO BE CHADLITE BY UNI

[deepfuckingvalue]

Unironically a very good thread. 6.3” is plenty to slay though, don’t destroy your dick with p.e, girth is more important at that length too.

Hop on tretinoin too, might also shrink your nose slightly, has done for me

 

[hilley]

90mg is when it starts to close growth plates in studies so if less than that doesn't do shit then that's not great.

I'm talking about considerable effects in growth plates

 

[Deleted member 81536]

Unironically a very good thread. 6.3” is plenty to slay though, don’t destroy your dick with p.e, girth is more important at that length too.

I agree PE can be dangerous. I felt that extenders and jelqing was weakening my erection strength so I switched to more healthy forms. Edging and clamping is good for girthmaxxing I find as they increase erection strength

 

[Deleted member 90503]

It only has an effect with really high doses, like 90mg a day, which isn’t used for acne treatment but for neuroblastoma

So it will not effect potentiel height and any type of potential bone growth? if its realy doesnt have side effects in terms of bone growth i will use it too

 

[Deleted member 81536]

I'm talking about considerable effects in growth plates

This might be a retarded question, so correct me if it is. If isotretinoin doesn't have a substantial effect, why did it work for me? And for countless others?

 

[deepfuckingvalue]

I agree PE can be dangerous. I felt that extenders and jelqing was weakening my erection strength so I switched to more healthy forms. Edging and clamping is good for girthmaxxing I find as they increase erection strength

Erection quality and ability to delay orgasm are the key things. Pelvic floor exercises are excellent for this.

 

[Deleted member 81536]

Erection quality and ability to delay orgasm are the key things. Pelvic floor exercises are excellent for this.

Edging mogs hard as it familiarises you with the sensation you feel prior to Cumming so you know exactly when to stop and start.

 

[hilley]

So it will not effect potentiel height and any type of potential bone growth? if its realy doesnt have side effects in terms of bone growth i will use it too

If you're already 17, you're only going to grow maybe 3 more centimeters at most. So why are you even worried? Just get your skin clear already, because acne is a disease, ur gonna need to take it anyway, don't delay your treatment.

 

[Deleted member 90503]

If you're already 17, you're only going to grow maybe 3 more centimeters at most. So why are you even worried? Just get your skin clear already, because acne is a disease, ur gonna need to take it anyway, don't delay your treatment.

im 15 nigga

 

[Deleted member 81536]

0

 

[Boyoshutup]

At this moment in time, I am MTN and 6'1 at 16 years of age. My penis is 6.3 inches and my bideltoid width is 18 inches untrained.

View attachment 3219871

This blueprint will guide me to high htn/low chadlite by September of 2026, when I will be starting my first year of university.

THIS CURRENT MOMENT IN TIME:

WAGESLAVING:
To fund my various softmaxxes and hardmaxxes, I have of course got to maintain a steady stream of income.

I plan on getting two part-time jobs. One at a bakery, of which I know the owner, and another at a pub. Working at pubs in rural towns like mine is such a halo.

WATER:
Of course my diet is on point.
So is my sleep.

SUPPLEMENTATION:
40 milligrams of accutane daily
Melatonin (dosage varies)

PENIS ENLARGEMENT:
I have used an extender, and jelqed in the past, but my favourite methods of penis enlargement are by far both edging and clamping. These work by increasing erection strength and intensity which in my opinion is a more healthy and positive mechanism of penis enlargement.

I might start pumping soon when I can afford it. If I'm going to purchase one, I want to purchase a good quality one that fits my cock.


NEAR FUTURE:

ACNE SCARRING:
I am going to undergo numerous glycolic acid peels. It should take 6-8 over the space of about a year to clear my skin somewhat, and then I will get them periodically from that point onwards to ward off breakouts and improve collagen.

My scarring is severe. I will never have God tier skin. My genetics simply just don't allow for it and four years of skinceldom has wreaked havoc on my skin. All I hope for, is normie tier skin. That is enough for me.

PALATAL EXPANSION:
When I have accumulated sufficient funds, I am going to consult an orthodontist about acquiring a palate expander. I am a narrow palate cel, and it affects my smile hugely. Not to mention that I wish to increase my bizygomatic width and maybe, just maybe, my interpupillary distance.

Many have reported forward growth, and this would be a bonus, but I'm only really taking it for a Willem Dafoe or Tom Welling tier palate.

View attachment 3219892View attachment 3219894

GYMCELLING:
I am a recovered gymcel coper. The experience almost ended me. So, when I start lifting again, I won't be roiding this time, and I will be focusing primarily on my bideltoid width. I hope to improve it to 20 inches.

My other efforts in the gym will just be maintaining proportions, burning calories, and testmaxxing (even though my test feels higher when I don't lift, probably due to cortisol and shit)



THE FUTURE (SURGERY):

After completing my A-Level exams, I will have a time frame of a few months before I start university. In this time, I shall enact this plan:

I am Turkish on my father's side, so I will tell my parents that I'm going to Turkey to find myself and discover more about my heritage to really forge my identity before I begin university.

I will then travel to Turkey and receive both a rhinoplasty and commisuroplasty.
( There are no turks performing commisuroplasty currently but I'm banking on the possibility that there will be in two years time.)

I will inject some peptides in order to heal in time for uni. If that fails, I will say I was in a car accident to explain the scars.

For my lips, I will tell my parents that I used a lip widening appliance, as they have seen me coping with one before.

As for my nose, I am going to gain a significant amount of bodyfat before the trip, then leanmaxx and say that I was storing a lot of fat in my midface and that I just grew into my nose.

DEGREEMAXXING:
I am going to do a pretty nerdy course. I have not decided which one yet, but I need to avoid ethnic minorities and have good career prospects after.

My A-Levels are Maths, Further Maths, Physics and Chemistry, so if I get good grades I can do almost any degree.

But I cannot stress enough. I WANT TO BE SURROUNDED BY WHITE PEOPLE DURING UNI. THERE IS NO WAY IM SURGERYMAXXING JUST TO SIT NEXT TO SOME CHINKS WHO DONT SPEAK A WORD OF ENGLISH.

THANKS FOR READING NIGGAAAAS. ADVICE AND DEGREE SUGGGESTIONS FROM UKCELS WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED.

Bro we both have wide eyes

 

[enriquecel]

At this moment in time, I am MTN and 6'1 at 16 years of age. My penis is 6.3 inches and my bideltoid width is 18 inches untrained.

View attachment 3219871

This blueprint will guide me to high htn/low chadlite by September of 2026, when I will be starting my first year of university.

THIS CURRENT MOMENT IN TIME:

WAGESLAVING:
To fund my various softmaxxes and hardmaxxes, I have of course got to maintain a steady stream of income.

I plan on getting two part-time jobs. One at a bakery, of which I know the owner, and another at a pub. Working at pubs in rural towns like mine is such a halo.

WATER:
Of course my diet is on point.
So is my sleep.

SUPPLEMENTATION:
40 milligrams of accutane daily
Melatonin (dosage varies)

PENIS ENLARGEMENT:
I have used an extender, and jelqed in the past, but my favourite methods of penis enlargement are by far both edging and clamping. These work by increasing erection strength and intensity which in my opinion is a more healthy and positive mechanism of penis enlargement.

I might start pumping soon when I can afford it. If I'm going to purchase one, I want to purchase a good quality one that fits my cock.


NEAR FUTURE:

ACNE SCARRING:
I am going to undergo numerous glycolic acid peels. It should take 6-8 over the space of about a year to clear my skin somewhat, and then I will get them periodically from that point onwards to ward off breakouts and improve collagen.

My scarring is severe. I will never have God tier skin. My genetics simply just don't allow for it and four years of skinceldom has wreaked havoc on my skin. All I hope for, is normie tier skin. That is enough for me.

PALATAL EXPANSION:
When I have accumulated sufficient funds, I am going to consult an orthodontist about acquiring a palate expander. I am a narrow palate cel, and it affects my smile hugely. Not to mention that I wish to increase my bizygomatic width and maybe, just maybe, my interpupillary distance.

Many have reported forward growth, and this would be a bonus, but I'm only really taking it for a Willem Dafoe or Tom Welling tier palate.

View attachment 3219892View attachment 3219894

GYMCELLING:
I am a recovered gymcel coper. The experience almost ended me. So, when I start lifting again, I won't be roiding this time, and I will be focusing primarily on my bideltoid width. I hope to improve it to 20 inches.

My other efforts in the gym will just be maintaining proportions, burning calories, and testmaxxing (even though my test feels higher when I don't lift, probably due to cortisol and shit)



THE FUTURE (SURGERY):

After completing my A-Level exams, I will have a time frame of a few months before I start university. In this time, I shall enact this plan:

I am Turkish on my father's side, so I will tell my parents that I'm going to Turkey to find myself and discover more about my heritage to really forge my identity before I begin university.

I will then travel to Turkey and receive both a rhinoplasty and commisuroplasty.
( There are no turks performing commisuroplasty currently but I'm banking on the possibility that there will be in two years time.)

I will inject some peptides in order to heal in time for uni. If that fails, I will say I was in a car accident to explain the scars.

For my lips, I will tell my parents that I used a lip widening appliance, as they have seen me coping with one before.

As for my nose, I am going to gain a significant amount of bodyfat before the trip, then leanmaxx and say that I was storing a lot of fat in my midface and that I just grew into my nose.

DEGREEMAXXING:
I am going to do a pretty nerdy course. I have not decided which one yet, but I need to avoid ethnic minorities and have good career prospects after.

My A-Levels are Maths, Further Maths, Physics and Chemistry, so if I get good grades I can do almost any degree.

But I cannot stress enough. I WANT TO BE SURROUNDED BY WHITE PEOPLE DURING UNI. THERE IS NO WAY IM SURGERYMAXXING JUST TO SIT NEXT TO SOME CHINKS WHO DONT SPEAK A WORD OF ENGLISH.

THANKS FOR READING NIGGAAAAS. ADVICE AND DEGREE SUGGGESTIONS FROM UKCELS WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED.

dont bother with the while nose thingy and gaining fat just dnr ur parents if they ask, also go to a good uni in central london rather than some rural shithole and get a dorm, jfl over for us ukcels, also whiten ur skin

 

[Deleted member 81536]

dont bother with the while nose thingy and gaining fat just dnr ur parents if they ask, also go to a good uni in central london rather than some rural shithole and get a dorm, jfl over for us ukcels, also whiten ur skin

My brother goes imperial college in London and from what I've seen it looks like utter shit.

Oxford or LDAR

 

[enriquecel]

My brother goes imperial college in London and from what I've seen it looks like utter shit.

Oxford or LDAR

bro UCL has the MADDEST girls, went there on a gay school trip the avg was mtb+, also why torture ur self with smt like further maths, take some easier course

 

[Deleted member 81536]

bro UCL has the MADDEST girls, went there on a gay school trip the avg was mtb+, also why torture ur self with smt like further maths, take some easier course

Maths is what I'm good at for some reason.

London has the best clubbing scene by far so I'll probably target there. If I end up at cov u or some shit then I'm gonna blow my fucking brains out

 

[enriquecel]

Maths is what I'm good at for some reason.

London has the best clubbing scene by far so I'll probably target there. If I end up at cov u or some shit then I'm gonna blow my fucking brains out

i live near brunel uni in uxbridge, leng tings and also easy access to london clubbing scene due to trains getting buffed like elizabeth line, litterally depends when u fishing skl then go home at like 4pm apply bb cream or wtv pre going out looksmaxxes u do then leave at like 7pm, 8pm u should be there already

 

[Cheat_Win]

FUCK NO

I am not doing the four hardest A-Levels just to do a normie tier degree. Fuck that shit

You will be so easily replaceable then.. AI will take your job. But project managers will ALWAYS be around and making over 6 figures + commission

 

[Deleted member 81536]

You will be so easily replaceable then.. AI will take your job. But project managers will ALWAYS be around and making over 6 figures + commission

Maybe. AI scares the shit out of me.

 

[Deleted member 81536]

@Elijah_leo why are you reacting to my thread with jfl? Are you laughing at my aspirations?

 

[Deleted member 81536]

B

 

[LVZZO]

Ok Sam Sulek

 

[GerbertJohnson]

It only has an effect with really high doses, like 90mg a day, which isn’t used for acne treatment but for neuroblastoma

i was on 60mg a day bro is that high enough for the side effects

 

[hilley]

i was on 60mg a day bro is that high enough for the side effects

No, only 1% of patients have serious side effects on accutane

 

[Joshrc]

already high htn tbh

 

[Deleted member 81536]

already high htn tbh

I may have underrated slightly but I don't think I'm anywhere near that yet.

 

[Joshrc]

I may have underrated slightly but I don't think I'm anywhere near that yet.

man u got crazy insane potential boyo

 

[truthhurts]

Nice book collection . Wish u the best on your ascension

 

[Deleted member 81536]

Nice book collection . Wish u the best on your ascension

I like to read

 

[Deleted member 81536]

B

 

[J99]

You’re good softmax your shit and you’ll be fine. Make sure to also improve your personality

 

[GerbertJohnson]

question, how exactly did roiding mess you up?

 

[ezio6]

16? Nigga u look 29

 

[Deleted member 81536]

question, how exactly did roiding mess you up?

 

[GerbertJohnson]

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ah i see. sorry bro

 

[GerbertJohnson]

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what were you cycling and how much mg

 

[Deleted member 81536]

what were you cycling and how much mg

Pinning 60mg test daily. I was gonna start masteron, mk and aromasin but I came off trt before I ordered them.

 

[Elijah_leo]

@Elijah_leo why are you reacting to my thread with jfl? Are you laughing at my aspirations?

Nah your surgery plan was funny tbh hence jfl. I don't think you need it. Idk it's not that deep.

 

[Foreverbrad]

Good plan, crazy that you are 16 and already did roids though.

Don’t be afraid to take a gap year to finish your looksmaxxing if you feel you aren’t ready when it’s time for university. You only get one chance.

 

[Deleted member 81536]

Don’t be afraid to take a gap year to finish your looksmaxxing if you feel you aren’t ready when it’s time for university. You only get one chance.

I'll just rot at that point and regret my decision probably. I want to use my gap year to travel.

 

[Navnith]

navnith bhai aap toh hindu ho na ?!
btw few turks are christain

Ha Bhai Hindu hai I was jk, sry for the late reply I'm not active here btw nice pfp of unknown Slayer

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

you look exactly like this Lebanese TikToker Huss bey

 

[Deleted member 80937]

Ha Bhai Hindu hai I was jk, sry for the late reply I'm not active here btw nice pfp of unknown Slayer

ha bhai wahi laga mujhe ki navnith to hindu name hota hai
its ok , its better to not be much active here , this is a shithole anyways
thanks ur pfp is also pretty good

 

[Deleted member 81536]

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you look exactly like this Lebanese TikToker Huss bey

That's ruined my day thanks mate

 

[billymidnight]

At this moment in time, I am MTN and 6'1 at 16 years of age. My penis is 6.3 inches and my bideltoid width is 18 inches untrained.

View attachment 3219871

This blueprint will guide me to high htn/low chadlite by September of 2026, when I will be starting my first year of university.

THIS CURRENT MOMENT IN TIME:

WAGESLAVING:
To fund my various softmaxxes and hardmaxxes, I have of course got to maintain a steady stream of income.

I plan on getting two part-time jobs. One at a bakery, of which I know the owner, and another at a pub. Working at pubs in rural towns like mine is such a halo.

WATER:
Of course my diet is on point.
So is my sleep.

SUPPLEMENTATION:
40 milligrams of accutane daily
Melatonin (dosage varies)

PENIS ENLARGEMENT:
I have used an extender, and jelqed in the past, but my favourite methods of penis enlargement are by far both edging and clamping. These work by increasing erection strength and intensity which in my opinion is a more healthy and positive mechanism of penis enlargement.

I might start pumping soon when I can afford it. If I'm going to purchase one, I want to purchase a good quality one that fits my cock.


NEAR FUTURE:

ACNE SCARRING:
I am going to undergo numerous glycolic acid peels. It should take 6-8 over the space of about a year to clear my skin somewhat, and then I will get them periodically from that point onwards to ward off breakouts and improve collagen.

My scarring is severe. I will never have God tier skin. My genetics simply just don't allow for it and four years of skinceldom has wreaked havoc on my skin. All I hope for, is normie tier skin. That is enough for me.

PALATAL EXPANSION:
When I have accumulated sufficient funds, I am going to consult an orthodontist about acquiring a palate expander. I am a narrow palate cel, and it affects my smile hugely. Not to mention that I wish to increase my bizygomatic width and maybe, just maybe, my interpupillary distance.

Many have reported forward growth, and this would be a bonus, but I'm only really taking it for a Willem Dafoe or Tom Welling tier palate.

View attachment 3219892View attachment 3219894

GYMCELLING:
I am a recovered gymcel coper. The experience almost ended me. So, when I start lifting again, I won't be roiding this time, and I will be focusing primarily on my bideltoid width. I hope to improve it to 20 inches.

My other efforts in the gym will just be maintaining proportions, burning calories, and testmaxxing (even though my test feels higher when I don't lift, probably due to cortisol and shit)



THE FUTURE (SURGERY):

After completing my A-Level exams, I will have a time frame of a few months before I start university. In this time, I shall enact this plan:

I am Turkish on my father's side, so I will tell my parents that I'm going to Turkey to find myself and discover more about my heritage to really forge my identity before I begin university.

I will then travel to Turkey and receive both a rhinoplasty and commisuroplasty.
( There are no turks performing commisuroplasty currently but I'm banking on the possibility that there will be in two years time.)

I will inject some peptides in order to heal in time for uni. If that fails, I will say I was in a car accident to explain the scars.

For my lips, I will tell my parents that I used a lip widening appliance, as they have seen me coping with one before.

As for my nose, I am going to gain a significant amount of bodyfat before the trip, then leanmaxx and say that I was storing a lot of fat in my midface and that I just grew into my nose.

DEGREEMAXXING:
I am going to do a pretty nerdy course. I have not decided which one yet, but I need to avoid ethnic minorities and have good career prospects after.

My A-Levels are Maths, Further Maths, Physics and Chemistry, so if I get good grades I can do almost any degree.

But I cannot stress enough. I WANT TO BE SURROUNDED BY WHITE PEOPLE DURING UNI. THERE IS NO WAY IM SURGERYMAXXING JUST TO SIT NEXT TO SOME CHINKS WHO DONT SPEAK A WORD OF ENGLISH.

THANKS FOR READING NIGGAAAAS. ADVICE AND DEGREE SUGGGESTIONS FROM UKCELS WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED.

Doing a nerdy course means no sexy bitches in your class

 

[Deleted member 81536]

Doing a nerdy course means no sexy bitches in your class

You might be right actually but it helps to filter out the thugmaxxers.

 

[ferbite666]

I agree PE can be dangerous. I felt that extenders and jelqing was weakening my erection strength so I switched to more healthy forms. Edging and clamping is good for girthmaxxing I find as they increase erection strength

What about pumping on its own? Rn I’m pumping while pinning CJC + Ipa and testmaxxing

 

[Deleted member 81536]

What about pumping on its own? Rn I’m pumping while pinning CJC + Ipa and testmaxxing

Pumping helps increase erection strength which is good but it won't do anything extra in conjunction with compounds.

It's like getting a better pump in the gym doesn't make your muscles bigger

 

[ferbite666]

Pumping helps increase erection strength which is good but it won't do anything extra in conjunction with compounds.

It's like getting a better pump in the gym doesn't make your muscles bigger

Idk on r/gettingbigger niggas have said they got permanent gains from it

 

[Deleted member 81536]

Idk on r/gettingbigger niggas have said they got permanent gains from it

Sounds good tbh. Might have to buy one. PE is not my field of expertise

 

[BlackpilledPlatypus]

Unfortunately it seems that the most NT degrees and the ones with the best career prospects mostly exist on opposite ends of spectrum.

There are other ways to socialmaxx though, mainly meeting people in accommodation (your own and pres / flat parties) and joining a sports team (most of the main ones are drinking clubs in disguise). That's the 2nd paradox of UK uni life: you will be isolated (from NTs at least) if you don't drink and party, but obviously doing that heavily is a big looksmin and will harm studies.

Most people go nuts with the socialising in the first year because it's typically easy and the grades don't count towards your final degree classification.

Also you will be able to apply for most graduate schemes with any degree but they are quite competitive.