MY PLAN TO BE CHADLITE BY UNI

[BlackpilledPlatypus]

Unfortunately it seems that the most NT degrees and the ones with the best career prospects mostly exist on opposite ends of spectrum.

There are other ways to socialmaxx though, mainly meeting people in accommodation (your own and pres / flat parties) and joining a sports team (most of the main ones are drinking clubs in disguise). That's the 2nd paradox of UK uni life: you will be isolated (from NTs at least) if you don't drink and party, but obviously doing that heavily is a big looksmin and will harm studies.

Most people go nuts with the socialising in the first year because it's typically easy and the grades don't count towards your final degree classification.

Also you will be able to apply for most graduate schemes with any degree but they are quite competitive.

And water I guess, but on insta you can follow loads of people at your uni that you've never met and you'll get lots of follow backs if you have lots of mutuals. Not gonna help you make friends, but you can easily get some girls to meet up by DMing them if your insta is good

None of this is really exclusive to uni but I think girls automatically feel a little bit more comfortable knowing you're also a student at the same place.

 

[abcd]

We look kinda similar ngl. Do you think taking roids changed Ur facial structure at all? And what's your bf%?

Oh wait nvm he's banned

 

[PSLBurner]

Ok but do NOT use accutane most jewish medicene Ever only use it if your puberty ended COMPLETELY

just making up random bullshit lol ask ai 90% of the byklshit these dumb kids say and you’ll realize it’s some kid in india regurgitating shit he doesn’t understand, get advice from someone who got results roiding 15-18

 

[PSLBurner]

No, only 1% of patients have serious side effects on accutane

retard logic accutane is poison but it doesn’t stop pubert but you will feel
horrible way worse than any
roid cycle. cuz it dries the in and out of your body etc

 

[hilley]

retard logic accutane is poison but it doesn’t stop pubert but you will feel
horrible way worse than any
roid cycle. cuz it dries the in and out of your body etc

Cry pussy ass nigger keep coping with your body full of acne ugly ass gorilla

 

[Alessandro Eccelso]

At this moment in time, I am MTN and 6'1 at 16 years of age. My penis is 6.3 inches and my bideltoid width is 18 inches untrained.

View attachment 3219871

This blueprint will guide me to high htn/low chadlite by September of 2026, when I will be starting my first year of university.

THIS CURRENT MOMENT IN TIME:

WAGESLAVING:
To fund my various softmaxxes and hardmaxxes, I have of course got to maintain a steady stream of income.

I plan on getting two part-time jobs. One at a bakery, of which I know the owner, and another at a pub. Working at pubs in rural towns like mine is such a halo.

WATER:
Of course my diet is on point.
So is my sleep.

SUPPLEMENTATION:
40 milligrams of accutane daily
Melatonin (dosage varies)

PENIS ENLARGEMENT:
I have used an extender, and jelqed in the past, but my favourite methods of penis enlargement are by far both edging and clamping. These work by increasing erection strength and intensity which in my opinion is a more healthy and positive mechanism of penis enlargement.

I might start pumping soon when I can afford it. If I'm going to purchase one, I want to purchase a good quality one that fits my cock.


NEAR FUTURE:

ACNE SCARRING:
I am going to undergo numerous glycolic acid peels. It should take 6-8 over the space of about a year to clear my skin somewhat, and then I will get them periodically from that point onwards to ward off breakouts and improve collagen.

My scarring is severe. I will never have God tier skin. My genetics simply just don't allow for it and four years of skinceldom has wreaked havoc on my skin. All I hope for, is normie tier skin. That is enough for me.

PALATAL EXPANSION:
When I have accumulated sufficient funds, I am going to consult an orthodontist about acquiring a palate expander. I am a narrow palate cel, and it affects my smile hugely. Not to mention that I wish to increase my bizygomatic width and maybe, just maybe, my interpupillary distance.

Many have reported forward growth, and this would be a bonus, but I'm only really taking it for a Willem Dafoe or Tom Welling tier palate.

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GYMCELLING:
I am a recovered gymcel coper. The experience almost ended me. So, when I start lifting again, I won't be roiding this time, and I will be focusing primarily on my bideltoid width. I hope to improve it to 20 inches.

My other efforts in the gym will just be maintaining proportions, burning calories, and testmaxxing (even though my test feels higher when I don't lift, probably due to cortisol and shit)



THE FUTURE (SURGERY):

After completing my A-Level exams, I will have a time frame of a few months before I start university. In this time, I shall enact this plan:

I am Turkish on my father's side, so I will tell my parents that I'm going to Turkey to find myself and discover more about my heritage to really forge my identity before I begin university.

I will then travel to Turkey and receive both a rhinoplasty and commisuroplasty.
( There are no turks performing commisuroplasty currently but I'm banking on the possibility that there will be in two years time.)

I will inject some peptides in order to heal in time for uni. If that fails, I will say I was in a car accident to explain the scars.

For my lips, I will tell my parents that I used a lip widening appliance, as they have seen me coping with one before.

As for my nose, I am going to gain a significant amount of bodyfat before the trip, then leanmaxx and say that I was storing a lot of fat in my midface and that I just grew into my nose.

DEGREEMAXXING:
I am going to do a pretty nerdy course. I have not decided which one yet, but I need to avoid ethnic minorities and have good career prospects after.

My A-Levels are Maths, Further Maths, Physics and Chemistry, so if I get good grades I can do almost any degree.

But I cannot stress enough. I WANT TO BE SURROUNDED BY WHITE PEOPLE DURING UNI. THERE IS NO WAY IM SURGERYMAXXING JUST TO SIT NEXT TO SOME CHINKS WHO DONT SPEAK A WORD OF ENGLISH.

THANKS FOR READING NIGGAAAAS. ADVICE AND DEGREE SUGGGESTIONS FROM UKCELS WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED.

Dont do penis enlargements cope and useless, dont hide from your parents (if they dont notice its okay)

 

[Xangsane]

At this moment in time, I am MTN and 6'1 at 16 years of age. My penis is 6.3 inches and my bideltoid width is 18 inches untrained.

View attachment 3219871

This blueprint will guide me to high htn/low chadlite by September of 2026, when I will be starting my first year of university.

THIS CURRENT MOMENT IN TIME:

WAGESLAVING:
To fund my various softmaxxes and hardmaxxes, I have of course got to maintain a steady stream of income.

I plan on getting two part-time jobs. One at a bakery, of which I know the owner, and another at a pub. Working at pubs in rural towns like mine is such a halo.

WATER:
Of course my diet is on point.
So is my sleep.

SUPPLEMENTATION:
40 milligrams of accutane daily
Melatonin (dosage varies)

PENIS ENLARGEMENT:
I have used an extender, and jelqed in the past, but my favourite methods of penis enlargement are by far both edging and clamping. These work by increasing erection strength and intensity which in my opinion is a more healthy and positive mechanism of penis enlargement.

I might start pumping soon when I can afford it. If I'm going to purchase one, I want to purchase a good quality one that fits my cock.


NEAR FUTURE:

ACNE SCARRING:
I am going to undergo numerous glycolic acid peels. It should take 6-8 over the space of about a year to clear my skin somewhat, and then I will get them periodically from that point onwards to ward off breakouts and improve collagen.

My scarring is severe. I will never have God tier skin. My genetics simply just don't allow for it and four years of skinceldom has wreaked havoc on my skin. All I hope for, is normie tier skin. That is enough for me.

PALATAL EXPANSION:
When I have accumulated sufficient funds, I am going to consult an orthodontist about acquiring a palate expander. I am a narrow palate cel, and it affects my smile hugely. Not to mention that I wish to increase my bizygomatic width and maybe, just maybe, my interpupillary distance.

Many have reported forward growth, and this would be a bonus, but I'm only really taking it for a Willem Dafoe or Tom Welling tier palate.

View attachment 3219892View attachment 3219894

GYMCELLING:
I am a recovered gymcel coper. The experience almost ended me. So, when I start lifting again, I won't be roiding this time, and I will be focusing primarily on my bideltoid width. I hope to improve it to 20 inches.

My other efforts in the gym will just be maintaining proportions, burning calories, and testmaxxing (even though my test feels higher when I don't lift, probably due to cortisol and shit)



THE FUTURE (SURGERY):

After completing my A-Level exams, I will have a time frame of a few months before I start university. In this time, I shall enact this plan:

I am Turkish on my father's side, so I will tell my parents that I'm going to Turkey to find myself and discover more about my heritage to really forge my identity before I begin university.

I will then travel to Turkey and receive both a rhinoplasty and commisuroplasty.
( There are no turks performing commisuroplasty currently but I'm banking on the possibility that there will be in two years time.)

I will inject some peptides in order to heal in time for uni. If that fails, I will say I was in a car accident to explain the scars.

For my lips, I will tell my parents that I used a lip widening appliance, as they have seen me coping with one before.

As for my nose, I am going to gain a significant amount of bodyfat before the trip, then leanmaxx and say that I was storing a lot of fat in my midface and that I just grew into my nose.

DEGREEMAXXING:
I am going to do a pretty nerdy course. I have not decided which one yet, but I need to avoid ethnic minorities and have good career prospects after.

My A-Levels are Maths, Further Maths, Physics and Chemistry, so if I get good grades I can do almost any degree.

But I cannot stress enough. I WANT TO BE SURROUNDED BY WHITE PEOPLE DURING UNI. THERE IS NO WAY IM SURGERYMAXXING JUST TO SIT NEXT TO SOME CHINKS WHO DONT SPEAK A WORD OF ENGLISH.

THANKS FOR READING NIGGAAAAS. ADVICE AND DEGREE SUGGGESTIONS FROM UKCELS WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED.

You’re not even white

 

[Xangsane]

I'm not fucking muzzy jfl

Are you cut

 

[Xangsane]

I don't like Asian bitches.

Ironically I'm going on a school trip to Thailand soon. Finna femboymaxx

Who do you prefer

 

[Xangsane]

Ok Sam Sulek
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Larp!

 

[IbIamesean]

not mtn, at least h mtn

 

[looks>books]

U already r bruh

 

[looks>books]

At this moment in time, I am MTN and 6'1 at 16 years of age. My penis is 6.3 inches and my bideltoid width is 18 inches untrained.

View attachment 3219871

This blueprint will guide me to high htn/low chadlite by September of 2026, when I will be starting my first year of university.

THIS CURRENT MOMENT IN TIME:

WAGESLAVING:
To fund my various softmaxxes and hardmaxxes, I have of course got to maintain a steady stream of income.

I plan on getting two part-time jobs. One at a bakery, of which I know the owner, and another at a pub. Working at pubs in rural towns like mine is such a halo.

WATER:
Of course my diet is on point.
So is my sleep.

SUPPLEMENTATION:
40 milligrams of accutane daily
Melatonin (dosage varies)

PENIS ENLARGEMENT:
I have used an extender, and jelqed in the past, but my favourite methods of penis enlargement are by far both edging and clamping. These work by increasing erection strength and intensity which in my opinion is a more healthy and positive mechanism of penis enlargement.

I might start pumping soon when I can afford it. If I'm going to purchase one, I want to purchase a good quality one that fits my cock.


NEAR FUTURE:

ACNE SCARRING:
I am going to undergo numerous glycolic acid peels. It should take 6-8 over the space of about a year to clear my skin somewhat, and then I will get them periodically from that point onwards to ward off breakouts and improve collagen.

My scarring is severe. I will never have God tier skin. My genetics simply just don't allow for it and four years of skinceldom has wreaked havoc on my skin. All I hope for, is normie tier skin. That is enough for me.

PALATAL EXPANSION:
When I have accumulated sufficient funds, I am going to consult an orthodontist about acquiring a palate expander. I am a narrow palate cel, and it affects my smile hugely. Not to mention that I wish to increase my bizygomatic width and maybe, just maybe, my interpupillary distance.

Many have reported forward growth, and this would be a bonus, but I'm only really taking it for a Willem Dafoe or Tom Welling tier palate.

View attachment 3219892View attachment 3219894

GYMCELLING:
I am a recovered gymcel coper. The experience almost ended me. So, when I start lifting again, I won't be roiding this time, and I will be focusing primarily on my bideltoid width. I hope to improve it to 20 inches.

My other efforts in the gym will just be maintaining proportions, burning calories, and testmaxxing (even though my test feels higher when I don't lift, probably due to cortisol and shit)



THE FUTURE (SURGERY):

After completing my A-Level exams, I will have a time frame of a few months before I start university. In this time, I shall enact this plan:

I am Turkish on my father's side, so I will tell my parents that I'm going to Turkey to find myself and discover more about my heritage to really forge my identity before I begin university.

I will then travel to Turkey and receive both a rhinoplasty and commisuroplasty.
( There are no turks performing commisuroplasty currently but I'm banking on the possibility that there will be in two years time.)

I will inject some peptides in order to heal in time for uni. If that fails, I will say I was in a car accident to explain the scars.

For my lips, I will tell my parents that I used a lip widening appliance, as they have seen me coping with one before.

As for my nose, I am going to gain a significant amount of bodyfat before the trip, then leanmaxx and say that I was storing a lot of fat in my midface and that I just grew into my nose.

DEGREEMAXXING:
I am going to do a pretty nerdy course. I have not decided which one yet, but I need to avoid ethnic minorities and have good career prospects after.

My A-Levels are Maths, Further Maths, Physics and Chemistry, so if I get good grades I can do almost any degree.

But I cannot stress enough. I WANT TO BE SURROUNDED BY WHITE PEOPLE DURING UNI. THERE IS NO WAY IM SURGERYMAXXING JUST TO SIT NEXT TO SOME CHINKS WHO DONT SPEAK A WORD OF ENGLISH.

THANKS FOR READING NIGGAAAAS. ADVICE AND DEGREE SUGGGESTIONS FROM UKCELS WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED.

Did penis maxxing work for you? What you do?

 

[lukeysmoney76]

Just use dht nothing else you can use hcg with it(keeps the natural hormone prodoctuon so no extra side effects) and dht will not aramotise so you wont get gyno or some shit you can dm me for extra info

You can buy just dht?

 

[Deleted member 88833]

if this is mtn im sub1 no joke

only halo if she cuts her hair sub5

 

[porn]

Did penis maxxing work for you? What you do?

Dick pumping mate. You've got to get on that shit. When I posted this I'd never done it but I've had crazy gains since then. Every male should be pumping. It's unreal it really is.

 

[porn]

Are you cut

I have excessive amounts of foreskin . Back in the day, when I was more flexible, I used to nibble on it as I blowed myself.

 

[porn]

We look kinda similar ngl. Do you think taking roids changed Ur facial structure at all? And what's your bf%?

Oh wait nvm he's banned

I'm back brah!

Please PM pic of your face.

 

[xeqri]

your features are not bad.
As you said, fix your skin and then get Melanotan 2 to be tanned.
Fix the fact your lips are somehow the same color as your skin.

Rhino you’re prob getting for pointier nose? Do that.

If you’re serious about hard maxing then also go to eyecos in Spain and get blue eyes. (larp you got Horner’s syndrome) that’s what I’m gonna do.

 

[xeqri]

Also, about PE, the golden routine imo is vacuum hanging and pumping.

Clamping is actually more risky so be careful

 

[Xangsane]

I have excessive amounts of foreskin . Back in the day, when I was more flexible, I used to nibble on it as I blowed myself.

So you were raised white

 

[looks>books]

Dick pumping mate. You've got to get on that shit. When I posted this I'd never done it but I've had crazy gains since then. Every male should be pumping. It's unreal it really is.

Did u buy a product? Yk a good guide?

 

[porn]

Did u buy a product? Yk a good guide?

You don't need a guide.

Buy a bathmate.

Do sessions once every two days (1 on 1 off)

Start ten minutes per session, then increase to twenty. Keep increasing by ten minute periods until you have reached this format.

Twenty mins.
3 to 5 min break
Twenty mins
3 to 5 min break
Twenty mins

 

[porn]

So you were raised white

I was raised in a somali household akh

 

[looks>books]

You don't need a guide.

Buy a bathmate.

Do sessions once every two days (1 on 1 off)

Start ten minutes per session, then increase to twenty. Keep increasing by ten minute periods until you have reached this format.

Twenty mins.
3 to 5 min break
Twenty mins
3 to 5 min break
Twenty mins

Saved for later. U sure it isnt cope? Also do i have to be going thru pub or can any age do it

 

[porn]

Saved for later. U sure it isnt cope? Also do i have to be going thru pub or can any age do it

Most certainly isn't cope. I'm very attuned to that sort of thing.

I believe any age can do it but some have theorised it's most effective during pub. I don't agree though.