MY REALIST ASCENSION PLAN

[Sicilian Cyclops]

FACE

1. large wide forehead, widowspeak >SCALP ADVANCEMENT + 1.5k graft TRANSPLANT 12-18k
2. upper frontal bone bossing/asymmetry; slight vertical forehead + slight temporal bossing on right side >BONE REDUCTION (can be done during OBO) ???
3. lack of lateral brow ridge + brow ridge could be better + supras could be 2mm lower >SUPRAORBITAL IMPLANTS (can be done during OBO) 5-12k
4. eyebrows slightly negative when rested >BOTOX (temp), REVERSE BROW LIFT (2-4k)
5. eyes 6mm too close set >ORBITAL BOX OSTEOTOMY 40-70k (w/ other shit)
6. medial canthus 5mm too high set, could be longer >MEDIAL CANTHOPLASTY ??? OR Z-PLASTY ???
7. lateral canthus 4mm too low set >LATERAL CANTHOPLASTY 4-9k
8. infraorbital slightly recessed; negative orbital vector >INFRAORBITAL IMPLANT 4-9k (can be done during OBO)
9. lack of upper eyelid fat, asymmetrical on left side, slight ptosis on left >FAT GRAFTING 1-5k
10. lack of undereye fat; tear troughs, slightly dark pigmentation >FAT GRAFTING 1-5k, PTOSIS REPAIR 2-6k
11. c40 eyes >STROMA 4-6k
12. nose septum & bridge crooked to left side >RHINO 8-18k
13. nose tip bulbous >RHINO 8-18k
14. nasal base slightly too wide >RHINO 8-18k
15. midface fat drooping, nasolabial folds >MIDFACE LIFT 3-6k
16. alaes slightly drooping >ALARPLASTY 3-7k
17. mouth 5mm too narrow >LATERAL COMMISUROPLASTY 2-5k
18. lips corners slightly downturned (might be due to fat)
19. upper arch 12mm too narrow, asymmetrical palate; crowded teeth & buccally impacted canine >DIY FME 1.5-3k + braces (I have no choice tbh)
20. lower arch 8mm too narrow; crowded teeth >2 PIECE BSSO BILATERAL WIDENING 10-17k
21. right gonian rounded, asymmetry >JAW ANGLE IMPLANT 3-9k OR FILLER 0.5-1.5k
22. whole maxilla is recessed, paranasal recessed, deep canine fossa, slight downgrowth >HIGHCUT LEFORT 1 9-15k
23. mandible 1cm recessed, chin 4mm recessed, chin too narrow and rounded >BSSO ADVANCEMENT, GENIOPLASTY, WRAPAROUND JAW IMPLANT 22k total
24. right ear 5mm lower than left >OTOPLASTY 2-4k
25. slight acne pitting >CHEM PEELS OR LASER

~-----------------------------~
TOTAL 170-280k

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BODY

1. small ankles, small wrists, bony sickly hands, overall small bone circumference >ABSOLUTELY UNFIXABLE, BROOOOOOOOTAL
2. clavicles could be 3 inches wider >CLAVICULAR DISTRACTION OSTEOGENESIS, 20-40k
3. knock knees >KNEE WEDGE OSTEOTOMY (can be done during LL)
4. rib flare >RIB OSTEOTOMY 6-10k
5. slight scoliosis
6. chest gap >MEDIAL PECTORAL IMPLANTS 5-9k
7. 5'10, 178cm >10cm LL 70-110k

~-----------------------------~
TOTAL 120-220k

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~==-<------------------------------------------>-==~

GRAND TOTAL 285-500k

~==-<------------------------------------------>-==~

 

[Wexilarious]

 

[superpsycho]

all of this to get cucked by a neurotypical mid tier normie

 

[Sicilian Cyclops]

@Acquiescence @thecel @Lookologist003 @RealSurgerymax @Foreverbrad

 

[Eltrē]

I can basically guarantee that you'll go through none of these surgeries.

 

[asdvek]

 

[RealSurgerymax]

FACE

1. upper frontal bone bossing/asymmetry; slight vertical forehead + slight temporal bossing on right side >BONE REDUCTION (can be done during OBO) ???
2. lack of lateral brow ridge + brow ridge could be better + supras could be 2mm lower >SUPRAORBITAL IMPLANTS (can be done during OBO) 5-12k
3. eyes 6mm too close set >ORBITAL BOX OSTEOTOMY 40-70k (w/ other shit)
4. lateral canthus 4mm too low set >LATERAL CANTHOPLASTY 4-9k
5. infraorbital slightly recessed; negative orbital vector >INFRAORBITAL IMPLANT 4-9k (can be done during OBO)
6. lack of upper eyelid fat, asymmetrical on left side, slight ptosis on left >FAT GRAFTING 1-5k
7. lack of undereye fat; tear troughs, slightly dark pigmentation >FAT GRAFTING 1-5k,

At Giant all this can be done in 1 for about 45K
Elsewhere it will be 150K+ with inferior results, less experience, and using more dangerous methods.

 

[jflkiefmaxxing]

FACE

1. large wide forehead, widowspeak >SCALP ADVANCEMENT + 1.5k graft TRANSPLANT 12-18k
2. upper frontal bone bossing/asymmetry; slight vertical forehead + slight temporal bossing on right side >BONE REDUCTION (can be done during OBO) ???
3. lack of lateral brow ridge + brow ridge could be better + supras could be 2mm lower >SUPRAORBITAL IMPLANTS (can be done during OBO) 5-12k
4. eyebrows slightly negative when rested >BOTOX (temp), REVERSE BROW LIFT (2-4k)
5. eyes 6mm too close set >ORBITAL BOX OSTEOTOMY 40-70k (w/ other shit)
6. medial canthus 5mm too high set, could be longer >MEDIAL CANTHOPLASTY ??? OR Z-PLASTY ???
7. lateral canthus 4mm too low set >LATERAL CANTHOPLASTY 4-9k
8. infraorbital slightly recessed; negative orbital vector >INFRAORBITAL IMPLANT 4-9k (can be done during OBO)
9. lack of upper eyelid fat, asymmetrical on left side, slight ptosis on left >FAT GRAFTING 1-5k
10. lack of undereye fat; tear troughs, slightly dark pigmentation >FAT GRAFTING 1-5k, PTOSIS REPAIR 2-6k
11. c40 eyes >STROMA 4-6k
12. nose septum & bridge crooked to left side >RHINO 8-18k
13. nose tip bulbous >RHINO 8-18k
14. nasal base slightly too wide >RHINO 8-18k
15. midface fat drooping, nasolabial folds >MIDFACE LIFT 3-6k
16. alaes slightly drooping >ALARPLASTY 3-7k
17. mouth 5mm too narrow >LATERAL COMMISUROPLASTY 2-5k
18. lips corners slightly downturned (might be due to fat)
19. upper arch 12mm too narrow, asymmetrical palate; crowded teeth & buccally impacted canine >DIY FME 1.5-3k + braces (I have no choice tbh)
20. lower arch 8mm too narrow; crowded teeth >2 PIECE BSSO BILATERAL WIDENING 10-17k
21. right gonian rounded, asymmetry >JAW ANGLE IMPLANT 3-9k OR FILLER 0.5-1.5k
22. whole maxilla is recessed, paranasal recessed, deep canine fossa, slight downgrowth >HIGHCUT LEFORT 1 9-15k
23. mandible 1cm recessed, chin 4mm recessed, chin too narrow and rounded >BSSO ADVANCEMENT, GENIOPLASTY, WRAPAROUND JAW IMPLANT 22k total
24. right ear 5mm lower than left >OTOPLASTY 2-4k
25. slight acne pitting >CHEM PEELS OR LASER

~-----------------------------~
TOTAL 170-280k

~-----------------------------~


BODY

1. small ankles, small wrists, bony sickly hands, overall small bone circumference >ABSOLUTELY UNFIXABLE, BROOOOOOOOTAL
2. clavicles could be 3 inches wider >CLAVICULAR DISTRACTION OSTEOGENESIS, 20-40k
3. knock knees >KNEE WEDGE OSTEOTOMY (can be done during LL)
4. rib flare >RIB OSTEOTOMY 6-10k
5. slight scoliosis
6. chest gap >MEDIAL PECTORAL IMPLANTS 5-9k
7. 5'10, 178cm >10cm LL 70-110k

~-----------------------------~
TOTAL 120-220k

~-----------------------------~



~==-<------------------------------------------>-==~

GRAND TOTAL 285-500k

~==-<------------------------------------------>-==~

Over for you

 

[despairhaha]

FACE

1. large wide forehead, widowspeak >SCALP ADVANCEMENT + 1.5k graft TRANSPLANT 12-18k
2. upper frontal bone bossing/asymmetry; slight vertical forehead + slight temporal bossing on right side >BONE REDUCTION (can be done during OBO) ???
3. lack of lateral brow ridge + brow ridge could be better + supras could be 2mm lower >SUPRAORBITAL IMPLANTS (can be done during OBO) 5-12k
4. eyebrows slightly negative when rested >BOTOX (temp), REVERSE BROW LIFT (2-4k)
5. eyes 6mm too close set >ORBITAL BOX OSTEOTOMY 40-70k (w/ other shit)
6. medial canthus 5mm too high set, could be longer >MEDIAL CANTHOPLASTY ??? OR Z-PLASTY ???
7. lateral canthus 4mm too low set >LATERAL CANTHOPLASTY 4-9k
8. infraorbital slightly recessed; negative orbital vector >INFRAORBITAL IMPLANT 4-9k (can be done during OBO)
9. lack of upper eyelid fat, asymmetrical on left side, slight ptosis on left >FAT GRAFTING 1-5k
10. lack of undereye fat; tear troughs, slightly dark pigmentation >FAT GRAFTING 1-5k, PTOSIS REPAIR 2-6k
11. c40 eyes >STROMA 4-6k
12. nose septum & bridge crooked to left side >RHINO 8-18k
13. nose tip bulbous >RHINO 8-18k
14. nasal base slightly too wide >RHINO 8-18k
15. midface fat drooping, nasolabial folds >MIDFACE LIFT 3-6k
16. alaes slightly drooping >ALARPLASTY 3-7k
17. mouth 5mm too narrow >LATERAL COMMISUROPLASTY 2-5k
18. lips corners slightly downturned (might be due to fat)
19. upper arch 12mm too narrow, asymmetrical palate; crowded teeth & buccally impacted canine >DIY FME 1.5-3k + braces (I have no choice tbh)
20. lower arch 8mm too narrow; crowded teeth >2 PIECE BSSO BILATERAL WIDENING 10-17k
21. right gonian rounded, asymmetry >JAW ANGLE IMPLANT 3-9k OR FILLER 0.5-1.5k
22. whole maxilla is recessed, paranasal recessed, deep canine fossa, slight downgrowth >HIGHCUT LEFORT 1 9-15k
23. mandible 1cm recessed, chin 4mm recessed, chin too narrow and rounded >BSSO ADVANCEMENT, GENIOPLASTY, WRAPAROUND JAW IMPLANT 22k total
24. right ear 5mm lower than left >OTOPLASTY 2-4k
25. slight acne pitting >CHEM PEELS OR LASER

~-----------------------------~
TOTAL 170-280k

~-----------------------------~


BODY

1. small ankles, small wrists, bony sickly hands, overall small bone circumference >ABSOLUTELY UNFIXABLE, BROOOOOOOOTAL
2. clavicles could be 3 inches wider >CLAVICULAR DISTRACTION OSTEOGENESIS, 20-40k
3. knock knees >KNEE WEDGE OSTEOTOMY (can be done during LL)
4. rib flare >RIB OSTEOTOMY 6-10k
5. slight scoliosis
6. chest gap >MEDIAL PECTORAL IMPLANTS 5-9k
7. 5'10, 178cm >10cm LL 70-110k

~-----------------------------~
TOTAL 120-220k

~-----------------------------~



~==-<------------------------------------------>-==~

GRAND TOTAL 285-500k

~==-<------------------------------------------>-==~

ascend to mtn? gl

 

[Deleted member 168554]

I can basically guarantee that you'll go through none of these surgeries.

 

[Arminus]

FACE

1. large wide forehead, widowspeak >SCALP ADVANCEMENT + 1.5k graft TRANSPLANT 12-18k
2. upper frontal bone bossing/asymmetry; slight vertical forehead + slight temporal bossing on right side >BONE REDUCTION (can be done during OBO) ???
3. lack of lateral brow ridge + brow ridge could be better + supras could be 2mm lower >SUPRAORBITAL IMPLANTS (can be done during OBO) 5-12k
4. eyebrows slightly negative when rested >BOTOX (temp), REVERSE BROW LIFT (2-4k)
5. eyes 6mm too close set >ORBITAL BOX OSTEOTOMY 40-70k (w/ other shit)
6. medial canthus 5mm too high set, could be longer >MEDIAL CANTHOPLASTY ??? OR Z-PLASTY ???
7. lateral canthus 4mm too low set >LATERAL CANTHOPLASTY 4-9k
8. infraorbital slightly recessed; negative orbital vector >INFRAORBITAL IMPLANT 4-9k (can be done during OBO)
9. lack of upper eyelid fat, asymmetrical on left side, slight ptosis on left >FAT GRAFTING 1-5k
10. lack of undereye fat; tear troughs, slightly dark pigmentation >FAT GRAFTING 1-5k, PTOSIS REPAIR 2-6k
11. c40 eyes >STROMA 4-6k
12. nose septum & bridge crooked to left side >RHINO 8-18k
13. nose tip bulbous >RHINO 8-18k
14. nasal base slightly too wide >RHINO 8-18k
15. midface fat drooping, nasolabial folds >MIDFACE LIFT 3-6k
16. alaes slightly drooping >ALARPLASTY 3-7k
17. mouth 5mm too narrow >LATERAL COMMISUROPLASTY 2-5k
18. lips corners slightly downturned (might be due to fat)
19. upper arch 12mm too narrow, asymmetrical palate; crowded teeth & buccally impacted canine >DIY FME 1.5-3k + braces (I have no choice tbh)
20. lower arch 8mm too narrow; crowded teeth >2 PIECE BSSO BILATERAL WIDENING 10-17k
21. right gonian rounded, asymmetry >JAW ANGLE IMPLANT 3-9k OR FILLER 0.5-1.5k
22. whole maxilla is recessed, paranasal recessed, deep canine fossa, slight downgrowth >HIGHCUT LEFORT 1 9-15k
23. mandible 1cm recessed, chin 4mm recessed, chin too narrow and rounded >BSSO ADVANCEMENT, GENIOPLASTY, WRAPAROUND JAW IMPLANT 22k total
24. right ear 5mm lower than left >OTOPLASTY 2-4k
25. slight acne pitting >CHEM PEELS OR LASER

~-----------------------------~
TOTAL 170-280k

~-----------------------------~


BODY

1. small ankles, small wrists, bony sickly hands, overall small bone circumference >ABSOLUTELY UNFIXABLE, BROOOOOOOOTAL
2. clavicles could be 3 inches wider >CLAVICULAR DISTRACTION OSTEOGENESIS, 20-40k
3. knock knees >KNEE WEDGE OSTEOTOMY (can be done during LL)
4. rib flare >RIB OSTEOTOMY 6-10k
5. slight scoliosis
6. chest gap >MEDIAL PECTORAL IMPLANTS 5-9k
7. 5'10, 178cm >10cm LL 70-110k

~-----------------------------~
TOTAL 120-220k

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~==-<------------------------------------------>-==~

GRAND TOTAL 285-500k

~==-<------------------------------------------>-==~

Likely by 99% chance you will not get any of these.

 

[Acquiescence]

I mean yeah when you lay it all out it sounds absurd and overwhelming and giga expensive but in all honestly when you’re multi-dimensionally chopped this it what it takes to even stand a chance of hitting HTN+

Like RSM said combine procedures where possible (and when we’re talking OBO type stuff he’s the only realistic place to go), and really vet what you truly need and what will net you a worthwhile aesthetic ROI vs what you’ll just have to make your peace with

Also all of the typical general life perspective advice applies too of course, like knowing this won’t undo bad past experiences, you’ll have less time overall to enjoy your new looks before the agepill hits vs natural born GL men, you’ll still be stuck wageslaving after surgery, you must stay mentally resilient because there could be setbacks and revisions and endless gaslighting from society and peers etc etc

Good luck

 

[Tyler1]

Loser haha

 

[Sicilian Cyclops]

Loser haha

----> YOUR FACE

 

[Lookologist003]

GRAND TOTAL 285-500k

You will be literally a million dollar man

 

[vincentzygo]

 

[NarrowBoneMarrow]

I mean yeah when you lay it all out it sounds absurd and overwhelming and giga expensive but in all honestly when you’re multi-dimensionally chopped this it what it takes to even stand a chance of hitting HTN+

Like RSM said combine procedures where possible (and when we’re talking OBO type stuff he’s the only realistic place to go), and really vet what you truly need and what will net you a worthwhile aesthetic ROI vs what you’ll just have to make your peace with

Also all of the typical general life perspective advice applies too of course, like knowing this won’t undo bad past experiences, you’ll have less time overall to enjoy your new looks before the agepill hits vs natural born GL men, you’ll still be stuck wageslaving after surgery, you must stay mentally resilient because there could be setbacks and revisions and endless gaslighting from society and peers etc etc

Good luck

If it takes all of this to hit htn then why even try? The risk of complications and botches are exponential

 

[Sicilian Cyclops]

If it takes all of this to hit htn then why even try? The risk of complications and botches are exponential

life is meant to be suffering, giving up is for pussies. I have no other choice but to dedicate my 20s to hardmaxxing. it is what it is. i got delt shit cards and have to play with them

 

[Lookologist003]

life is meant to be suffering,

It's so sad what being subhuman causes us to think.

 

[Acquiescence]

If it takes all of this to hit htn then why even try? The risk of complications and botches are exponential

Because the alternative is staying ugly forever and all that entails. Most of us see merit in attempting ascension even with the odds stacked against us, just for that whisper of a chance of a better life. It’s not like we have much else better to do or look forward to anyways, other than wageslaving alone for 40 years and coping with pitiful hobbies in between shifts

It's so sad what being subhuman causes us to think.

More like what having critical thinking skills does to a mf

 

[Lookologist003]

More like what having critical thinking skills does to a mf

Maybe.
Low-sentience Chads and Crypto Chads are for a time possibly the happiest men of their generation all else in their life being equal. I can say that we suffer because we know, but being good-looking in all of this probably will make life be more appealing and bearable in the hell of this knowledge, because of the apparent kindness of people who see your Chadliness, sex with women who are lusting after you (true love, as they say), family into your middle age and beyond. Legacy when you are dead, if you care about that sort of thing in this meaningless rock.

Because the alternative is staying ugly forever and all that entails

The thing is that the giant rain cloud over these attempts of improvement are that looks become less useful with age, because your skin is like a coarse clock. The best looking man is in his youth, so any bimax you get after thirty years is like diminishing returns. At forty, its probably time to throw in the towel or commit suicide. Incidentally, any young guys reading this who have a cucked jaw, try get a loan for the bimax, because the salary you'll attain fresh out of college will make you wait months reading Looksmax.org in the basement.

 

[Sicilian Cyclops]

Maybe.
Low-sentience Chads and Crypto Chads are for a time possibly the happiest men of their generation all else in their life being equal. I can say that we suffer because we know, but being good-looking in all of this probably will make life be more appealing and bearable in the hell of this knowledge, because of the apparent kindness of people who see your Chadliness, sex with women who are lusting after you (true love, as they say), family into your middle age and beyond. Legacy when you are dead, if you care about that sort of thing in this meaningless rock.


The thing is that the giant rain cloud over these attempts of improvement are that looks become less useful with age, because your skin is like a coarse clock. The best looking man is in his youth, so any bimax you get after thirty years is like diminishing returns. At forty, its probably time to throw in the towel or commit suicide.

agree with everything you said.

Incidentally, any young guys reading this who have a cucked jaw, try get a loan for the bimax, because the salary you'll attain fresh out of college will make you wait months reading Looksmax.org in the basement.

Yup, that's what I plan on doing. I think the 2 surgeries with the most ROI are fixing my subhuman dental arches & teeth, and fixing my recession so I don't have to jut like an autist 24/7. With those two + softmaxxing I can at least ascend to low mtn, which I'd be content with

 

[Lookologist003]

I think the 2 surgeries with the most ROI are fixing my subhuman dental arches & teeth, and fixing my recession so I don't have to jut like an autist 24/7. With those two + softmaxxing I can at least ascend to low mtn, which I'd be content with

At least you are on the right track to improvement. I stalled in my surgery plans when I realised that a chin implant wouldn't be enough to rescue me from this subhuman path.

Financing this shit has been a nightmare on minimum wage, so I only hope you have connections.

 

[eBoy_]

FACE

1. large wide forehead, widowspeak >SCALP ADVANCEMENT + 1.5k graft TRANSPLANT 12-18k
2. upper frontal bone bossing/asymmetry; slight vertical forehead + slight temporal bossing on right side >BONE REDUCTION (can be done during OBO) ???
3. lack of lateral brow ridge + brow ridge could be better + supras could be 2mm lower >SUPRAORBITAL IMPLANTS (can be done during OBO) 5-12k
4. eyebrows slightly negative when rested >BOTOX (temp), REVERSE BROW LIFT (2-4k)
5. eyes 6mm too close set >ORBITAL BOX OSTEOTOMY 40-70k (w/ other shit)
6. medial canthus 5mm too high set, could be longer >MEDIAL CANTHOPLASTY ??? OR Z-PLASTY ???
7. lateral canthus 4mm too low set >LATERAL CANTHOPLASTY 4-9k
8. infraorbital slightly recessed; negative orbital vector >INFRAORBITAL IMPLANT 4-9k (can be done during OBO)
9. lack of upper eyelid fat, asymmetrical on left side, slight ptosis on left >FAT GRAFTING 1-5k
10. lack of undereye fat; tear troughs, slightly dark pigmentation >FAT GRAFTING 1-5k, PTOSIS REPAIR 2-6k
11. c40 eyes >STROMA 4-6k
12. nose septum & bridge crooked to left side >RHINO 8-18k
13. nose tip bulbous >RHINO 8-18k
14. nasal base slightly too wide >RHINO 8-18k
15. midface fat drooping, nasolabial folds >MIDFACE LIFT 3-6k
16. alaes slightly drooping >ALARPLASTY 3-7k
17. mouth 5mm too narrow >LATERAL COMMISUROPLASTY 2-5k
18. lips corners slightly downturned (might be due to fat)
19. upper arch 12mm too narrow, asymmetrical palate; crowded teeth & buccally impacted canine >DIY FME 1.5-3k + braces (I have no choice tbh)
20. lower arch 8mm too narrow; crowded teeth >2 PIECE BSSO BILATERAL WIDENING 10-17k
21. right gonian rounded, asymmetry >JAW ANGLE IMPLANT 3-9k OR FILLER 0.5-1.5k
22. whole maxilla is recessed, paranasal recessed, deep canine fossa, slight downgrowth >HIGHCUT LEFORT 1 9-15k
23. mandible 1cm recessed, chin 4mm recessed, chin too narrow and rounded >BSSO ADVANCEMENT, GENIOPLASTY, WRAPAROUND JAW IMPLANT 22k total
24. right ear 5mm lower than left >OTOPLASTY 2-4k
25. slight acne pitting >CHEM PEELS OR LASER

~-----------------------------~
TOTAL 170-280k

~-----------------------------~


BODY

1. small ankles, small wrists, bony sickly hands, overall small bone circumference >ABSOLUTELY UNFIXABLE, BROOOOOOOOTAL
2. clavicles could be 3 inches wider >CLAVICULAR DISTRACTION OSTEOGENESIS, 20-40k
3. knock knees >KNEE WEDGE OSTEOTOMY (can be done during LL)
4. rib flare >RIB OSTEOTOMY 6-10k
5. slight scoliosis
6. chest gap >MEDIAL PECTORAL IMPLANTS 5-9k
7. 5'10, 178cm >10cm LL 70-110k

~-----------------------------~
TOTAL 120-220k

~-----------------------------~



~==-<------------------------------------------>-==~

GRAND TOTAL 285-500k

~==-<------------------------------------------>-==~

 

[johnjohnson96]

Holy shit what do you look like to have to dump 300k into your face

 

[underatedgreycel]

That’s easy money. Just win the lottery and you’re set

 

[Sicilian Cyclops]

Holy shit what do you look like to have to dump 300k into your face

 

[underatedgreycel]

View attachment 3976536

Is that real?

 

[johnjohnson96]

View attachment 3976536

I think 300k is over kill even for how over it is for that guy