my response to: HOW TO GET YOUR DREAM PHYSIQUE thread

[larox.psl]

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The ultimate “side-effect-free” steroid stack—crafted with the precision of a toddler playing mad scientist. Our 16-year-old mastermind has engineered a chemical blueprint that promises a god-tier physique with none of the pesky downsides.
Thread made by 16 year old @20/04/2008

How to get you Dream physique Side effect free :

Thread music : Before Starting the stack i would need to make sure of somethings : 1)you should be atleast 12% bf before running this stack (if this thread is successful i might write a thread on the fastest safe way to lose fat) 2)you should have perfect bloodwork before starting this...

looksmax.org

So, let’s do what any sane person would do: rip this nonsense apart piece by piece.

THE FANTASY VS. REALITY OF THIS STACK

1.“Side-Effect-Free” Yet Loaded With High-Dose Steroids

You’re blasting Nandrolone, Methenolone, Boldenone, Methandienone, and Fluoxymesterone like you’re about to step on an Olympia stage.

• Nandrolone (Deca) alone is notorious for destroying libido and shutting down natural testosterone for months.

• Boldenone? Enjoy your thickened blood and sky-high hematocrit (hello, heart attack risk).

• Methandienone (Dianabol) will wreck your liver and cause insane water retention, making you look bloated, not shredded.

• Fluoxymesterone? A drug so harsh that even elite bodybuilders avoid it. Say goodbye to your liver, cholesterol, and blood pressure.

So, tell me again how this is “side-effect-free?” Because at the end of six weeks, your testicles will be gone, your face will be bloated asf, your blood pressure will be sky-high, and norwood reaper will come for your ass.

2. “I Will Just Use Clomid to Prevent Shutdown” – JFL

• You think 25 mg Clomid will save your natural testosterone production while you drown in androgens? Clomid does not work like that. It’s not a magic shutdown blocker—it stimulates FSH/LH after the cycle.

• You’re shutting yourself down HARD with this stack, so your test levels will be nonexistent post-cycle. Without a real PCT (which you don’t even mention), you’re setting yourself up for:

• Depression

• Lethargy

• Worst looking face

• Zero libido

• Loss of all gains

• Testosterone levels of a 90-year-old man

Good luck explaining to a doctor why your balls look like raisins at 16.

3. Insulin + T3 – A Death Sentence

• 60 IU of Lantus Insulin? You do realize that insulin misuse can literally kill you in your sleep, right?

• T3 without a real thyroid protocol? You’re going to burn through muscle and wreck your metabolism.

• This stack is a recipe for looking like a puffy, insulin-dependent zombie with a ruined thyroid.

4. Oxymetholone (Anadrol) Pre-Workout – Do You Want a Stroke?

• 50 mg Anadrol before training? Your blood pressure will be through the roof, and you’ll be gasping for air between sets.

• Add Tadalafil (Cialis) + 600 mg caffeine, and congratulations! You now have the circulatory system of a heart attack patient.

You won’t look “dreamy”—you’ll look like a bloated, red-faced mess, dripping in sweat after one set of bench press.

HOW YOU WILL ACTUALLY LOOK AFTER THIS CYCLE:

• Face like a water balloon – Thanks to Dianabol and Deca, your face will be so bloated that people will think you’re having an allergic reaction.

• Acne explosion – Your back will look like a pizza thanks to sky-high estrogen.

• Puffy, estrogenic, and unhealthy – Instead of shredded, you’ll be soft, swollen, and holding a ton of water.

• Destroyed liver & kidneys – Between Anadrol, Dianabol, and Fluoxymesterone, your organs will be begging for mercy.

• Completely shut down testosterone – Once you stop, expect a horrific crash, where you lose all muscle, feel like garbage, and can’t even get out of bed.

This isn’t a “dream physique.” This is looking like an inflamed, sickly, hormone-wrecked disaster.

FINAL MESSAGE TO OUR GENIUS OP:
You’ve crafted a Frankenstein cycle of maximum damage with minimum logic. The only “dream” about this stack is the coma you might end up in from insulin misuse.

If you actually want to improve your physique, here’s a wild idea:

• Train smart.

• Eat animal food.

• Recover properly.

• Don’t nuke your endocrine system at 16.

Or, you can keep dreaming about being a shredded god while reality smacks you in the face with gyno, shutdown, and a bloated face,physique.

Dont forget that muscles doesnt matter when it comes to girls,dating life.Its all about your face

Your choice.

 

[20/04/2008]

Thread music:



The ultimate “side-effect-free” steroid stack—crafted with the precision of a toddler playing mad scientist. Our 16-year-old mastermind has engineered a chemical blueprint that promises a god-tier physique with none of the pesky downsides.
Thread made by 16 year old @20/04/2008

How to get you Dream physique Side effect free :

Thread music : Before Starting the stack i would need to make sure of somethings : 1)you should be atleast 12% bf before running this stack (if this thread is successful i might write a thread on the fastest safe way to lose fat) 2)you should have perfect bloodwork before starting this...

looksmax.org

So, let’s do what any sane person would do: rip this nonsense apart piece by piece.

THE FANTASY VS. REALITY OF THIS STACK

1.“Side-Effect-Free” Yet Loaded With High-Dose Steroids

You’re blasting Nandrolone, Methenolone, Boldenone, Methandienone, and Fluoxymesterone like you’re about to step on an Olympia stage.

• Nandrolone (Deca) alone is notorious for destroying libido and shutting down natural testosterone for months.

• Boldenone? Enjoy your thickened blood and sky-high hematocrit (hello, heart attack risk).

• Methandienone (Dianabol) will wreck your liver and cause insane water retention, making you look bloated, not shredded.

• Fluoxymesterone? A drug so harsh that even elite bodybuilders avoid it. Say goodbye to your liver, cholesterol, and blood pressure.

So, tell me again how this is “side-effect-free?” Because at the end of six weeks, your testicles will be gone, your face will be bloated asf, your blood pressure will be sky-high, and norwood reaper will come for your ass.

2. “I Will Just Use Clomid to Prevent Shutdown” – JFL

• You think 25 mg Clomid will save your natural testosterone production while you drown in androgens? Clomid does not work like that. It’s not a magic shutdown blocker—it stimulates FSH/LH after the cycle.

• You’re shutting yourself down HARD with this stack, so your test levels will be nonexistent post-cycle. Without a real PCT (which you don’t even mention), you’re setting yourself up for:

• Depression

• Lethargy

• Worst looking face

• Zero libido

• Loss of all gains

• Testosterone levels of a 90-year-old man

Good luck explaining to a doctor why your balls look like raisins at 16.

3. Insulin + T3 – A Death Sentence

• 60 IU of Lantus Insulin? You do realize that insulin misuse can literally kill you in your sleep, right?

• T3 without a real thyroid protocol? You’re going to burn through muscle and wreck your metabolism.

• This stack is a recipe for looking like a puffy, insulin-dependent zombie with a ruined thyroid.

4. Oxymetholone (Anadrol) Pre-Workout – Do You Want a Stroke?

• 50 mg Anadrol before training? Your blood pressure will be through the roof, and you’ll be gasping for air between sets.

• Add Tadalafil (Cialis) + 600 mg caffeine, and congratulations! You now have the circulatory system of a heart attack patient.

You won’t look “dreamy”—you’ll look like a bloated, red-faced mess, dripping in sweat after one set of bench press.

HOW YOU WILL ACTUALLY LOOK AFTER THIS CYCLE:

• Face like a water balloon – Thanks to Dianabol and Deca, your face will be so bloated that people will think you’re having an allergic reaction.

• Acne explosion – Your back will look like a pizza thanks to sky-high estrogen.

• Puffy, estrogenic, and unhealthy – Instead of shredded, you’ll be soft, swollen, and holding a ton of water.

• Destroyed liver & kidneys – Between Anadrol, Dianabol, and Fluoxymesterone, your organs will be begging for mercy.

• Completely shut down testosterone – Once you stop, expect a horrific crash, where you lose all muscle, feel like garbage, and can’t even get out of bed.

This isn’t a “dream physique.” This is looking like an inflamed, sickly, hormone-wrecked disaster.

FINAL MESSAGE TO OUR GENIUS OP:
You’ve crafted a Frankenstein cycle of maximum damage with minimum logic. The only “dream” about this stack is the coma you might end up in from insulin misuse.

If you actually want to improve your physique, here’s a wild idea:

• Train smart.

• Eat animal food.

• Recover properly.

• Don’t nuke your endocrine system at 16.

Or, you can keep dreaming about being a shredded god while reality smacks you in the face with gyno, shutdown, and a bloated face,physique.

Dont forget that muscles doesnt matter when it comes to girls,dating life.Its all about your face

Your choice.

No
Your retarded jfl

 

[larox.psl]

No
Your retarded jfl

Ohh,okay

 

[20/04/2008]

Thread music:



The ultimate “side-effect-free” steroid stack—crafted with the precision of a toddler playing mad scientist. Our 16-year-old mastermind has engineered a chemical blueprint that promises a god-tier physique with none of the pesky downsides.
Thread made by 16 year old @20/04/2008

How to get you Dream physique Side effect free :

Thread music : Before Starting the stack i would need to make sure of somethings : 1)you should be atleast 12% bf before running this stack (if this thread is successful i might write a thread on the fastest safe way to lose fat) 2)you should have perfect bloodwork before starting this...

looksmax.org

So, let’s do what any sane person would do: rip this nonsense apart piece by piece.

THE FANTASY VS. REALITY OF THIS STACK

1.“Side-Effect-Free” Yet Loaded With High-Dose Steroids

You’re blasting Nandrolone, Methenolone, Boldenone, Methandienone, and Fluoxymesterone like you’re about to step on an Olympia stage.

• Nandrolone (Deca) alone is notorious for destroying libido and shutting down natural testosterone for months.

• Boldenone? Enjoy your thickened blood and sky-high hematocrit (hello, heart attack risk).

• Methandienone (Dianabol) will wreck your liver and cause insane water retention, making you look bloated, not shredded.

• Fluoxymesterone? A drug so harsh that even elite bodybuilders avoid it. Say goodbye to your liver, cholesterol, and blood pressure.

So, tell me again how this is “side-effect-free?” Because at the end of six weeks, your testicles will be gone, your face will be bloated asf, your blood pressure will be sky-high, and norwood reaper will come for your ass.

2. “I Will Just Use Clomid to Prevent Shutdown” – JFL

• You think 25 mg Clomid will save your natural testosterone production while you drown in androgens? Clomid does not work like that. It’s not a magic shutdown blocker—it stimulates FSH/LH after the cycle.

• You’re shutting yourself down HARD with this stack, so your test levels will be nonexistent post-cycle. Without a real PCT (which you don’t even mention), you’re setting yourself up for:

• Depression

• Lethargy

• Worst looking face

• Zero libido

• Loss of all gains

• Testosterone levels of a 90-year-old man

Good luck explaining to a doctor why your balls look like raisins at 16.

3. Insulin + T3 – A Death Sentence

• 60 IU of Lantus Insulin? You do realize that insulin misuse can literally kill you in your sleep, right?

• T3 without a real thyroid protocol? You’re going to burn through muscle and wreck your metabolism.

• This stack is a recipe for looking like a puffy, insulin-dependent zombie with a ruined thyroid.

4. Oxymetholone (Anadrol) Pre-Workout – Do You Want a Stroke?

• 50 mg Anadrol before training? Your blood pressure will be through the roof, and you’ll be gasping for air between sets.

• Add Tadalafil (Cialis) + 600 mg caffeine, and congratulations! You now have the circulatory system of a heart attack patient.

You won’t look “dreamy”—you’ll look like a bloated, red-faced mess, dripping in sweat after one set of bench press.

HOW YOU WILL ACTUALLY LOOK AFTER THIS CYCLE:

• Face like a water balloon – Thanks to Dianabol and Deca, your face will be so bloated that people will think you’re having an allergic reaction.

• Acne explosion – Your back will look like a pizza thanks to sky-high estrogen.

• Puffy, estrogenic, and unhealthy – Instead of shredded, you’ll be soft, swollen, and holding a ton of water.

• Destroyed liver & kidneys – Between Anadrol, Dianabol, and Fluoxymesterone, your organs will be begging for mercy.

• Completely shut down testosterone – Once you stop, expect a horrific crash, where you lose all muscle, feel like garbage, and can’t even get out of bed.

This isn’t a “dream physique.” This is looking like an inflamed, sickly, hormone-wrecked disaster.

FINAL MESSAGE TO OUR GENIUS OP:
You’ve crafted a Frankenstein cycle of maximum damage with minimum logic. The only “dream” about this stack is the coma you might end up in from insulin misuse.

If you actually want to improve your physique, here’s a wild idea:

• Train smart.

• Eat animal food.

• Recover properly.

• Don’t nuke your endocrine system at 16.

Or, you can keep dreaming about being a shredded god while reality smacks you in the face with gyno, shutdown, and a bloated face,physique.

Dont forget that muscles doesnt matter when it comes to girls,dating life.Its all about your face

Your choice.

Those does of drugs were all used in studies for months let alone 6 weeks jfl
All of those drugs i cited i have used
I give straight guideline to food intake for the insulin use (keep in mind some diabetics used up to 300 iu so its all depending on foods intake and genetics of course)
Dbol equipose clomid deca halo alll act as testosterone replacement in studies so your retarded
I even gave the study were clomid avoid you gettting fully suppressed (yes your T would be crushed to the 0-5 ng/dl but your lh and fsh would be in the low range so your gonna be fertile and get your T back like 10 weeks after the cycle)
Your estrogen would still be on range running this stack
Deca and halo aren’t estrogenic Dbol is Equipose and primo act as Ai
Studies show no hepatoxicity fpr guys using halo at 30 mg for years while dbol their is study showing 100-200 mg on children
You now Nandrolone is bio identical if it cause livido problems is when you ise it with Test because deca act on recptor while test increase actual hormones that like saying gasoline and a cigarette if you took one of them no fire if you take both of them fire emrge
I ised a replacement dose pf T3 just for androgen receptors downregulation if i used anything above 50 mcg of T3 then yeah maybe
This isn’t recommended for 16 year old i never said that its wide spread
Just be natty and train for 7 years instead of 6 weeks
Dbol when used correctly whith other colpound could actually give you a very nasty look keep in mind all of the golden era bodybuilders used deca dbol primo winstrol pre contest
Mike mentzer his 500 point perfect score in Mr olypia was a bottle of Dbol a week with 300 mg of Deca EOD
All of the golden era bodybuilders were spamming it

End of discussion
If you keep insisting i swear im gonna humiliate you so pls just stop unless you provide evidence to your claims
@larox.psl

 

[20/04/2008]

Thread music:



The ultimate “side-effect-free” steroid stack—crafted with the precision of a toddler playing mad scientist. Our 16-year-old mastermind has engineered a chemical blueprint that promises a god-tier physique with none of the pesky downsides.
Thread made by 16 year old @20/04/2008

How to get you Dream physique Side effect free :

Thread music : Before Starting the stack i would need to make sure of somethings : 1)you should be atleast 12% bf before running this stack (if this thread is successful i might write a thread on the fastest safe way to lose fat) 2)you should have perfect bloodwork before starting this...

looksmax.org

So, let’s do what any sane person would do: rip this nonsense apart piece by piece.

THE FANTASY VS. REALITY OF THIS STACK

1.“Side-Effect-Free” Yet Loaded With High-Dose Steroids

You’re blasting Nandrolone, Methenolone, Boldenone, Methandienone, and Fluoxymesterone like you’re about to step on an Olympia stage.

• Nandrolone (Deca) alone is notorious for destroying libido and shutting down natural testosterone for months.

• Boldenone? Enjoy your thickened blood and sky-high hematocrit (hello, heart attack risk).

• Methandienone (Dianabol) will wreck your liver and cause insane water retention, making you look bloated, not shredded.

• Fluoxymesterone? A drug so harsh that even elite bodybuilders avoid it. Say goodbye to your liver, cholesterol, and blood pressure.

So, tell me again how this is “side-effect-free?” Because at the end of six weeks, your testicles will be gone, your face will be bloated asf, your blood pressure will be sky-high, and norwood reaper will come for your ass.

2. “I Will Just Use Clomid to Prevent Shutdown” – JFL

• You think 25 mg Clomid will save your natural testosterone production while you drown in androgens? Clomid does not work like that. It’s not a magic shutdown blocker—it stimulates FSH/LH after the cycle.

• You’re shutting yourself down HARD with this stack, so your test levels will be nonexistent post-cycle. Without a real PCT (which you don’t even mention), you’re setting yourself up for:

• Depression

• Lethargy

• Worst looking face

• Zero libido

• Loss of all gains

• Testosterone levels of a 90-year-old man

Good luck explaining to a doctor why your balls look like raisins at 16.

3. Insulin + T3 – A Death Sentence

• 60 IU of Lantus Insulin? You do realize that insulin misuse can literally kill you in your sleep, right?

• T3 without a real thyroid protocol? You’re going to burn through muscle and wreck your metabolism.

• This stack is a recipe for looking like a puffy, insulin-dependent zombie with a ruined thyroid.

4. Oxymetholone (Anadrol) Pre-Workout – Do You Want a Stroke?

• 50 mg Anadrol before training? Your blood pressure will be through the roof, and you’ll be gasping for air between sets.

• Add Tadalafil (Cialis) + 600 mg caffeine, and congratulations! You now have the circulatory system of a heart attack patient.

You won’t look “dreamy”—you’ll look like a bloated, red-faced mess, dripping in sweat after one set of bench press.

HOW YOU WILL ACTUALLY LOOK AFTER THIS CYCLE:

• Face like a water balloon – Thanks to Dianabol and Deca, your face will be so bloated that people will think you’re having an allergic reaction.

• Acne explosion – Your back will look like a pizza thanks to sky-high estrogen.

• Puffy, estrogenic, and unhealthy – Instead of shredded, you’ll be soft, swollen, and holding a ton of water.

• Destroyed liver & kidneys – Between Anadrol, Dianabol, and Fluoxymesterone, your organs will be begging for mercy.

• Completely shut down testosterone – Once you stop, expect a horrific crash, where you lose all muscle, feel like garbage, and can’t even get out of bed.

This isn’t a “dream physique.” This is looking like an inflamed, sickly, hormone-wrecked disaster.

FINAL MESSAGE TO OUR GENIUS OP:
You’ve crafted a Frankenstein cycle of maximum damage with minimum logic. The only “dream” about this stack is the coma you might end up in from insulin misuse.

If you actually want to improve your physique, here’s a wild idea:

• Train smart.

• Eat animal food.

• Recover properly.

• Don’t nuke your endocrine system at 16.

Or, you can keep dreaming about being a shredded god while reality smacks you in the face with gyno, shutdown, and a bloated face,physique.

Dont forget that muscles doesnt matter when it comes to girls,dating life.Its all about your face

Your choice.

Bro forgot about anadrol jfl
Just go see the Hiv reccomended dose jfl
Do you know nasser el sonbatty used
650 mg of anadrol daily ???

 

[larox.psl]

Those does of drugs were all used in studies for months let alone 6 weeks jfl
All of those drugs i cited i have used
I give straight guideline to food intake for the insulin use (keep in mind some diabetics used up to 300 iu so its all depending on foods intake and genetics of course)
Dbol equipose clomid deca halo alll act as testosterone replacement in studies so your retarded
I even gave the study were clomid avoid you gettting fully suppressed (yes your T would be crushed to the 0-5 ng/dl but your lh and fsh would be in the low range so your gonna be fertile and get your T back like 10 weeks after the cycle)
Your estrogen would still be on range running this stack
Deca and halo aren’t estrogenic Dbol is Equipose and primo act as Ai
Studies show no hepatoxicity fpr guys using halo at 30 mg for years while dbol their is study showing 100-200 mg on children
You now Nandrolone is bio identical if it cause livido problems is when you ise it with Test because deca act on recptor while test increase actual hormones that like saying gasoline and a cigarette if you took one of them no fire if you take both of them fire emrge
I ised a replacement dose pf T3 just for androgen receptors downregulation if i used anything above 50 mcg of T3 then yeah maybe
This isn’t recommended for 16 year old i never said that its wide spread
Just be natty and train for 7 years instead of 6 weeks
Dbol when used correctly whith other colpound could actually give you a very nasty look keep in mind all of the golden era bodybuilders used deca dbol primo winstrol pre contest
Mike mentzer his 500 point perfect score in Mr olypia was a bottle of Dbol a week with 300 mg of Deca EOD
All of the golden era bodybuilders were spamming it

End of discussion
If you keep insisting i swear im gonna humiliate you so pls just stop unless you provide evidence to your claims
@larox.psl

the 2008-born steroid oracle has spoken. Let’s dissect this wall of cope and half-baked broscience piece by piece.

“These doses were all used in studies for months, let alone 6 weeks.”

Ah yes, because clinical studies are the same as teenage gym bro steroid abuse. Those studies were conducted under medical supervision, with controlled dosages and regular monitoring. Meanwhile, you’re out here stacking more compounds than an IFBB pro and acting like you’re in some Harvard research lab. JFL.

Your logic: “Some diabetics use 300 IU insulin, so I can use 60 IU pre-workout and be fine.” That’s like saying, “Some people drink 2 liters of vodka daily and survive, so I can shotgun a bottle before the gym.”

“I have used all of those drugs.”

Bro, that’s not a flex. That’s literally an admission of being a human guinea pig. Your endocrine system must look like a war zone, your liver is probably crying for help, and your heart is working overtime just to keep you alive while you type these delusions.Or you didnt used them and just lying for no reason.

Imagine thinking personal experience overrides basic pharmacology and endocrinology. JFL.

“Dbol, Equipoise, Clomid, Deca, Halo all act as TRT in studies, so you’re retarded.”

Oh wow, steroids mimic testosterone? No way! TRT is low-dose, long-term administration under medical supervision. Meanwhile, your stack is a Frankenstein cocktail of anabolics, orals, and insulin abuse. Saying “these drugs were in TRT studies” is like saying, “Cocaine was used in medicine, so my daily 5-gram habit is totally fine.” Bro, do you even understand what you’re saying?

“Clomid will keep you fertile, and you’ll recover in 10 weeks.”

Oh wow, so after nuking your endocrine system into oblivion, Clomid will magically save your fertility? JFL. FSH & LH being ‘low but not zero’ still means you’re suppressed AF. Testosterone at 0-5 ng/dl means you’ll be feeling like a soy-infused noodle for months. This isn’t “avoiding suppression.” This is a post-cycle depression speedrun any%.

“Deca and Halo aren’t estrogenic, Dbol is, but Equipoise and Primo act as AI.”

Bro really thinks Equipoise is an aromatase inhibitor. JFL. EQ literally converts to estrogen at a slower rate than test. Dbol’s estrogen conversion is ridiculously high. Primo is mild but won’t “counteract” Dbol & Deca aromatization. This stack is a hormonal rollercoaster that will leave you looking like a bloated mess with limp dick syndrome.

“No hepatotoxicity from Halo & Dbol? 100-200mg on children?”

Yes, because comparing short-term medical use to your reckless gym bro cycle makes sense. Halo is notorious for liver stress even at low doses. Dbol wrecks liver enzymes at bodybuilding doses. Orals in general are stressful AF on the liver, especially combined. Imagine thinking a study on medical microdosing means your insane stack is “safe.” JFL.

“Deca only kills libido when used with Test.”

Oh, so now Test is the problem, not Deca? LMAO. Deca directly suppresses dopamine and neurological pathways linked to libido. That’s why Deca Dick exists even in users NOT stacking it with Test. Your logic: “If I take gasoline and a cigarette separately, no fire!” Bro, stop talking.

“T3 dose was just for androgen receptor upregulation.”

T3 increases metabolism. T3 eats muscle if not used properly. T3 doesn’t “upregulate” androgen receptors in any practical way for short-term cycles. This isn’t some magical biohacking move—this is reckless thyroid abuse.

“This isn’t for 16-year-olds, I never said that.”

Bro, you’re literally posting this on Looksmax.org, a site filled with teenagers and insecure young guys. You think nobody under 18 will see this and think it’s a good idea? You present it like some genius shortcut, ignoring long-term consequences. This is pure cope. You might as well say, “I’m not saying to jump off a cliff, but here’s the best way to do it.”

The one sane thing you said. Too bad everything else contradicts it.

Your stack is NOT “side-effect free.” Your cycle WILL wreck your hormones, heart, and liver. Your arguments are full of contradictions, misinterpretations, and outright ignorance. You’re not humiliating anyone—you’re just exposing yourself as a delusional gym bro LARPing as a scientist. Keep coping

 

[larox.psl]

@20/04/2008 whats the point of using steroids for muscles anyway.We all know that its all about your face and youth

 

[20/04/2008]

Thread music:



The ultimate “side-effect-free” steroid stack—crafted with the precision of a toddler playing mad scientist. Our 16-year-old mastermind has engineered a chemical blueprint that promises a god-tier physique with none of the pesky downsides.
Thread made by 16 year old @20/04/2008

How to get you Dream physique Side effect free :

Thread music : Before Starting the stack i would need to make sure of somethings : 1)you should be atleast 12% bf before running this stack (if this thread is successful i might write a thread on the fastest safe way to lose fat) 2)you should have perfect bloodwork before starting this...

looksmax.org

So, let’s do what any sane person would do: rip this nonsense apart piece by piece.

THE FANTASY VS. REALITY OF THIS STACK

1.“Side-Effect-Free” Yet Loaded With High-Dose Steroids

You’re blasting Nandrolone, Methenolone, Boldenone, Methandienone, and Fluoxymesterone like you’re about to step on an Olympia stage.

• Nandrolone (Deca) alone is notorious for destroying libido and shutting down natural testosterone for months.

• Boldenone? Enjoy your thickened blood and sky-high hematocrit (hello, heart attack risk).

• Methandienone (Dianabol) will wreck your liver and cause insane water retention, making you look bloated, not shredded.

• Fluoxymesterone? A drug so harsh that even elite bodybuilders avoid it. Say goodbye to your liver, cholesterol, and blood pressure.

So, tell me again how this is “side-effect-free?” Because at the end of six weeks, your testicles will be gone, your face will be bloated asf, your blood pressure will be sky-high, and norwood reaper will come for your ass.

2. “I Will Just Use Clomid to Prevent Shutdown” – JFL

• You think 25 mg Clomid will save your natural testosterone production while you drown in androgens? Clomid does not work like that. It’s not a magic shutdown blocker—it stimulates FSH/LH after the cycle.

• You’re shutting yourself down HARD with this stack, so your test levels will be nonexistent post-cycle. Without a real PCT (which you don’t even mention), you’re setting yourself up for:

• Depression

• Lethargy

• Worst looking face

• Zero libido

• Loss of all gains

• Testosterone levels of a 90-year-old man

Good luck explaining to a doctor why your balls look like raisins at 16.

3. Insulin + T3 – A Death Sentence

• 60 IU of Lantus Insulin? You do realize that insulin misuse can literally kill you in your sleep, right?

• T3 without a real thyroid protocol? You’re going to burn through muscle and wreck your metabolism.

• This stack is a recipe for looking like a puffy, insulin-dependent zombie with a ruined thyroid.

4. Oxymetholone (Anadrol) Pre-Workout – Do You Want a Stroke?

• 50 mg Anadrol before training? Your blood pressure will be through the roof, and you’ll be gasping for air between sets.

• Add Tadalafil (Cialis) + 600 mg caffeine, and congratulations! You now have the circulatory system of a heart attack patient.

You won’t look “dreamy”—you’ll look like a bloated, red-faced mess, dripping in sweat after one set of bench press.

HOW YOU WILL ACTUALLY LOOK AFTER THIS CYCLE:

• Face like a water balloon – Thanks to Dianabol and Deca, your face will be so bloated that people will think you’re having an allergic reaction.

• Acne explosion – Your back will look like a pizza thanks to sky-high estrogen.

• Puffy, estrogenic, and unhealthy – Instead of shredded, you’ll be soft, swollen, and holding a ton of water.

• Destroyed liver & kidneys – Between Anadrol, Dianabol, and Fluoxymesterone, your organs will be begging for mercy.

• Completely shut down testosterone – Once you stop, expect a horrific crash, where you lose all muscle, feel like garbage, and can’t even get out of bed.

This isn’t a “dream physique.” This is looking like an inflamed, sickly, hormone-wrecked disaster.

FINAL MESSAGE TO OUR GENIUS OP:
You’ve crafted a Frankenstein cycle of maximum damage with minimum logic. The only “dream” about this stack is the coma you might end up in from insulin misuse.

If you actually want to improve your physique, here’s a wild idea:

• Train smart.

• Eat animal food.

• Recover properly.

• Don’t nuke your endocrine system at 16.

Or, you can keep dreaming about being a shredded god while reality smacks you in the face with gyno, shutdown, and a bloated face,physique.

Dont forget that muscles doesnt matter when it comes to girls,dating life.Its all about your face

Your choice.

This guy explain basically the idea behind my thread

 

[20/04/2008]

@20/04/2008 whats the point of using steroids for muscles anyway.We all know that its all about your face and youth

Its 6 weeks you can’t fuck your youth and face in 6 weeks
And all pf those compound aren’t even androgenic they are all atleast 2x less androgenic than test

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

Just do a couple rad cycles with nolvadex as your PCT

No aromatization, no suppression, no acne, no hairloss, no, no bloat. Nothing

 

[larox.psl]

Its 6 weeks you can’t fuck your youth and face in 6 weeks
And all pf those compound aren’t even androgenic they are all atleast 2x less androgenic than test

You know that muscles doesnt suit everyone right? You need to have a legit bone structure if youre going to use steroids

 

[20/04/2008]

the 2008-born steroid oracle has spoken. Let’s dissect this wall of cope and half-baked broscience piece by piece.

“These doses were all used in studies for months, let alone 6 weeks.”

Ah yes, because clinical studies are the same as teenage gym bro steroid abuse. Those studies were conducted under medical supervision, with controlled dosages and regular monitoring. Meanwhile, you’re out here stacking more compounds than an IFBB pro and acting like you’re in some Harvard research lab. JFL.

Your logic: “Some diabetics use 300 IU insulin, so I can use 60 IU pre-workout and be fine.” That’s like saying, “Some people drink 2 liters of vodka daily and survive, so I can shotgun a bottle before the gym.”

“I have used all of those drugs.”

Bro, that’s not a flex. That’s literally an admission of being a human guinea pig. Your endocrine system must look like a war zone, your liver is probably crying for help, and your heart is working overtime just to keep you alive while you type these delusions.Or you didnt used them and just lying for no reason.

Imagine thinking personal experience overrides basic pharmacology and endocrinology. JFL.

“Dbol, Equipoise, Clomid, Deca, Halo all act as TRT in studies, so you’re retarded.”

Oh wow, steroids mimic testosterone? No way! TRT is low-dose, long-term administration under medical supervision. Meanwhile, your stack is a Frankenstein cocktail of anabolics, orals, and insulin abuse. Saying “these drugs were in TRT studies” is like saying, “Cocaine was used in medicine, so my daily 5-gram habit is totally fine.” Bro, do you even understand what you’re saying?

“Clomid will keep you fertile, and you’ll recover in 10 weeks.”

Oh wow, so after nuking your endocrine system into oblivion, Clomid will magically save your fertility? JFL. FSH & LH being ‘low but not zero’ still means you’re suppressed AF. Testosterone at 0-5 ng/dl means you’ll be feeling like a soy-infused noodle for months. This isn’t “avoiding suppression.” This is a post-cycle depression speedrun any%.

“Deca and Halo aren’t estrogenic, Dbol is, but Equipoise and Primo act as AI.”

Bro really thinks Equipoise is an aromatase inhibitor. JFL. EQ literally converts to estrogen at a slower rate than test. Dbol’s estrogen conversion is ridiculously high. Primo is mild but won’t “counteract” Dbol & Deca aromatization. This stack is a hormonal rollercoaster that will leave you looking like a bloated mess with limp dick syndrome.

“No hepatotoxicity from Halo & Dbol? 100-200mg on children?”

Yes, because comparing short-term medical use to your reckless gym bro cycle makes sense. Halo is notorious for liver stress even at low doses. Dbol wrecks liver enzymes at bodybuilding doses. Orals in general are stressful AF on the liver, especially combined. Imagine thinking a study on medical microdosing means your insane stack is “safe.” JFL.

“Deca only kills libido when used with Test.”

Oh, so now Test is the problem, not Deca? LMAO. Deca directly suppresses dopamine and neurological pathways linked to libido. That’s why Deca Dick exists even in users NOT stacking it with Test. Your logic: “If I take gasoline and a cigarette separately, no fire!” Bro, stop talking.

“T3 dose was just for androgen receptor upregulation.”

T3 increases metabolism. T3 eats muscle if not used properly. T3 doesn’t “upregulate” androgen receptors in any practical way for short-term cycles. This isn’t some magical biohacking move—this is reckless thyroid abuse.

“This isn’t for 16-year-olds, I never said that.”

Bro, you’re literally posting this on Looksmax.org, a site filled with teenagers and insecure young guys. You think nobody under 18 will see this and think it’s a good idea? You present it like some genius shortcut, ignoring long-term consequences. This is pure cope. You might as well say, “I’m not saying to jump off a cliff, but here’s the best way to do it.”

The one sane thing you said. Too bad everything else contradicts it.

Your stack is NOT “side-effect free.” Your cycle WILL wreck your hormones, heart, and liver. Your arguments are full of contradictions, misinterpretations, and outright ignorance. You’re not humiliating anyone—you’re just exposing yourself as a delusional gym bro LARPing as a scientist. Keep coping

Bro you juqt repeated the same thing in your thread your just retarrded
What medical supervision they had 0 ancillaries in those studies 0 not even Fckn Tudca
I gave effective OTC ancillaries
Well you think he would watch the thread then directly decide a million question and its fine I’ll answear them 1 by 1
Bro just use pubmed or read my previous threads like bro
Dbol 100-200 mg on children
30 mg halo on infertile men
No Eq act as an aromatise inhibitor he basicaly convert Estrogens to other estrogens keeping them in balance its more complicated than that but you get the idea
Yes 60 iu of lantus would be perfectly fine if your run the stack exactly as it is it would be dangerous if you just didn’t read the thread and just used 60 ou of lantus but that just mean your sub 90 iq and you should let natural selection do its work

 

[20/04/2008]

You know that muscles doesnt suit everyone right? You need to have a legit bone structure if youre going to use steroids

Bro stop taking me out of context
The thread is how to get your dream physique in 6 week if you get your dream physique in week 4 you could stop it if your afraid to get too buff

 

[xnj]

dnr full convo but imagine not running hcg mid, or at the very least, post cycle

also what the fuck is that deathwish cocktail of a stack; if u wanna get a "dream" physique just run a few cycles of mast and, maybe, tren, with all respective side counters, and you will have a max-appeal physique with a 23 inch bidelt that foids would want to get crushed by, instead of you ending up on your deathbed at 16.

 

[truecel12]

Thread music:



The ultimate “side-effect-free” steroid stack—crafted with the precision of a toddler playing mad scientist. Our 16-year-old mastermind has engineered a chemical blueprint that promises a god-tier physique with none of the pesky downsides.
Thread made by 16 year old @20/04/2008

How to get you Dream physique Side effect free :

Thread music : Before Starting the stack i would need to make sure of somethings : 1)you should be atleast 12% bf before running this stack (if this thread is successful i might write a thread on the fastest safe way to lose fat) 2)you should have perfect bloodwork before starting this...

looksmax.org

So, let’s do what any sane person would do: rip this nonsense apart piece by piece.

THE FANTASY VS. REALITY OF THIS STACK

1.“Side-Effect-Free” Yet Loaded With High-Dose Steroids

You’re blasting Nandrolone, Methenolone, Boldenone, Methandienone, and Fluoxymesterone like you’re about to step on an Olympia stage.

• Nandrolone (Deca) alone is notorious for destroying libido and shutting down natural testosterone for months.

• Boldenone? Enjoy your thickened blood and sky-high hematocrit (hello, heart attack risk).

• Methandienone (Dianabol) will wreck your liver and cause insane water retention, making you look bloated, not shredded.

• Fluoxymesterone? A drug so harsh that even elite bodybuilders avoid it. Say goodbye to your liver, cholesterol, and blood pressure.

So, tell me again how this is “side-effect-free?” Because at the end of six weeks, your testicles will be gone, your face will be bloated asf, your blood pressure will be sky-high, and norwood reaper will come for your ass.

2. “I Will Just Use Clomid to Prevent Shutdown” – JFL

• You think 25 mg Clomid will save your natural testosterone production while you drown in androgens? Clomid does not work like that. It’s not a magic shutdown blocker—it stimulates FSH/LH after the cycle.

• You’re shutting yourself down HARD with this stack, so your test levels will be nonexistent post-cycle. Without a real PCT (which you don’t even mention), you’re setting yourself up for:

• Depression

• Lethargy

• Worst looking face

• Zero libido

• Loss of all gains

• Testosterone levels of a 90-year-old man

Good luck explaining to a doctor why your balls look like raisins at 16.

3. Insulin + T3 – A Death Sentence

• 60 IU of Lantus Insulin? You do realize that insulin misuse can literally kill you in your sleep, right?

• T3 without a real thyroid protocol? You’re going to burn through muscle and wreck your metabolism.

• This stack is a recipe for looking like a puffy, insulin-dependent zombie with a ruined thyroid.

4. Oxymetholone (Anadrol) Pre-Workout – Do You Want a Stroke?

• 50 mg Anadrol before training? Your blood pressure will be through the roof, and you’ll be gasping for air between sets.

• Add Tadalafil (Cialis) + 600 mg caffeine, and congratulations! You now have the circulatory system of a heart attack patient.

You won’t look “dreamy”—you’ll look like a bloated, red-faced mess, dripping in sweat after one set of bench press.

HOW YOU WILL ACTUALLY LOOK AFTER THIS CYCLE:

• Face like a water balloon – Thanks to Dianabol and Deca, your face will be so bloated that people will think you’re having an allergic reaction.

• Acne explosion – Your back will look like a pizza thanks to sky-high estrogen.

• Puffy, estrogenic, and unhealthy – Instead of shredded, you’ll be soft, swollen, and holding a ton of water.

• Destroyed liver & kidneys – Between Anadrol, Dianabol, and Fluoxymesterone, your organs will be begging for mercy.

• Completely shut down testosterone – Once you stop, expect a horrific crash, where you lose all muscle, feel like garbage, and can’t even get out of bed.

This isn’t a “dream physique.” This is looking like an inflamed, sickly, hormone-wrecked disaster.

FINAL MESSAGE TO OUR GENIUS OP:
You’ve crafted a Frankenstein cycle of maximum damage with minimum logic. The only “dream” about this stack is the coma you might end up in from insulin misuse.

If you actually want to improve your physique, here’s a wild idea:

• Train smart.

• Eat animal food.

• Recover properly.

• Don’t nuke your endocrine system at 16.

Or, you can keep dreaming about being a shredded god while reality smacks you in the face with gyno, shutdown, and a bloated face,physique.

Dont forget that muscles doesnt matter when it comes to girls,dating life.Its all about your face

Your choice.

dude his entire account is ragebait. i thought it was satire at first when he started recommending 19nors to kids

 

[Dave1]

Thread music:



The ultimate “side-effect-free” steroid stack—crafted with the precision of a toddler playing mad scientist. Our 16-year-old mastermind has engineered a chemical blueprint that promises a god-tier physique with none of the pesky downsides.
Thread made by 16 year old @20/04/2008

How to get you Dream physique Side effect free :

Thread music : Before Starting the stack i would need to make sure of somethings : 1)you should be atleast 12% bf before running this stack (if this thread is successful i might write a thread on the fastest safe way to lose fat) 2)you should have perfect bloodwork before starting this...

looksmax.org

So, let’s do what any sane person would do: rip this nonsense apart piece by piece.

THE FANTASY VS. REALITY OF THIS STACK

1.“Side-Effect-Free” Yet Loaded With High-Dose Steroids

You’re blasting Nandrolone, Methenolone, Boldenone, Methandienone, and Fluoxymesterone like you’re about to step on an Olympia stage.

• Nandrolone (Deca) alone is notorious for destroying libido and shutting down natural testosterone for months.

• Boldenone? Enjoy your thickened blood and sky-high hematocrit (hello, heart attack risk).

• Methandienone (Dianabol) will wreck your liver and cause insane water retention, making you look bloated, not shredded.

• Fluoxymesterone? A drug so harsh that even elite bodybuilders avoid it. Say goodbye to your liver, cholesterol, and blood pressure.

So, tell me again how this is “side-effect-free?” Because at the end of six weeks, your testicles will be gone, your face will be bloated asf, your blood pressure will be sky-high, and norwood reaper will come for your ass.

2. “I Will Just Use Clomid to Prevent Shutdown” – JFL

• You think 25 mg Clomid will save your natural testosterone production while you drown in androgens? Clomid does not work like that. It’s not a magic shutdown blocker—it stimulates FSH/LH after the cycle.

• You’re shutting yourself down HARD with this stack, so your test levels will be nonexistent post-cycle. Without a real PCT (which you don’t even mention), you’re setting yourself up for:

• Depression

• Lethargy

• Worst looking face

• Zero libido

• Loss of all gains

• Testosterone levels of a 90-year-old man

Good luck explaining to a doctor why your balls look like raisins at 16.

3. Insulin + T3 – A Death Sentence

• 60 IU of Lantus Insulin? You do realize that insulin misuse can literally kill you in your sleep, right?

• T3 without a real thyroid protocol? You’re going to burn through muscle and wreck your metabolism.

• This stack is a recipe for looking like a puffy, insulin-dependent zombie with a ruined thyroid.

4. Oxymetholone (Anadrol) Pre-Workout – Do You Want a Stroke?

• 50 mg Anadrol before training? Your blood pressure will be through the roof, and you’ll be gasping for air between sets.

• Add Tadalafil (Cialis) + 600 mg caffeine, and congratulations! You now have the circulatory system of a heart attack patient.

You won’t look “dreamy”—you’ll look like a bloated, red-faced mess, dripping in sweat after one set of bench press.

HOW YOU WILL ACTUALLY LOOK AFTER THIS CYCLE:

• Face like a water balloon – Thanks to Dianabol and Deca, your face will be so bloated that people will think you’re having an allergic reaction.

• Acne explosion – Your back will look like a pizza thanks to sky-high estrogen.

• Puffy, estrogenic, and unhealthy – Instead of shredded, you’ll be soft, swollen, and holding a ton of water.

• Destroyed liver & kidneys – Between Anadrol, Dianabol, and Fluoxymesterone, your organs will be begging for mercy.

• Completely shut down testosterone – Once you stop, expect a horrific crash, where you lose all muscle, feel like garbage, and can’t even get out of bed.

This isn’t a “dream physique.” This is looking like an inflamed, sickly, hormone-wrecked disaster.

FINAL MESSAGE TO OUR GENIUS OP:
You’ve crafted a Frankenstein cycle of maximum damage with minimum logic. The only “dream” about this stack is the coma you might end up in from insulin misuse.

If you actually want to improve your physique, here’s a wild idea:

• Train smart.

• Eat animal food.

• Recover properly.

• Don’t nuke your endocrine system at 16.

Or, you can keep dreaming about being a shredded god while reality smacks you in the face with gyno, shutdown, and a bloated face,physique.

Dont forget that muscles doesnt matter when it comes to girls,dating life.Its all about your face

Your choice.

Finally an actual experienced AAS user giving advice.

 

[20/04/2008]

Finally an actual experienced AAS user giving advice.

Jfl

 

[SkiSquadJPG]

Its 6 weeks you can’t fuck your youth and face in 6 weeks
And all pf those compound aren’t even androgenic they are all atleast 2x less androgenic than test

As far as chemistry and injecting/consuming goes, you could systematically disect and annihilate many of your vital bodily systems in a matter of days or even hours.

 

[20/04/2008]

As far as chemistry and injecting/consuming goes, you could systematically disect and annihilate many of your vital bodily systems in a matter of days or even hours.

Complete Bs
If you don’t believe me i would do an experiment and inject myself with 3g of pharma grade Testosterone’s

 

[SkiSquadJPG]

Complete Bs
If you don’t believe me i would do an experiment and inject myself with 3g of pharma grade Testosterone’s

Im not talking about testosterone, I mean chemistry in general

 

[superpsycho]

my physique is ok