My son was born today!

[LifeIsACope]

Holy fuck I haven't laughed this hard at something on the internet in a fucking long time, u guys are hilarious. Good luck bro raising a kid is tough

 

[paranakee]

congratulations man! Hope he grows up well with forward jaw growth!

 

[Deleted member 10615]

My wife never expected or seeked out to marry a foreigner. I kind of just hijacked her life and all her plans.

She's never looked down on Asian men. The men in her family are from the countryside in Northern China. They're all big and extemely masculine. I'm 6ft tall and have a pretty decent frame. Her father though is maybe a centimeter taller than me and built like a tank in comparison. Has hands like trash can lids. Her little brother's probably an inch shorther than me, but a lot stockier. Her grandfather was about 6'5. All the men in her family are tough as nails. No betas.

that is good bro


your son will have a good frame and height


just make sure he gets alot of sleep, plays sports, gets sun and gets breastfed


but im sure you'll be doing that coz your based

 

[Patient A]

Your wife needs monoblock and lefort 3

she’s also a Chinese subhuman factory

 

[Deleted member 9072]

can confirm
i was the son

 

[RODEBLUR]

mf gave birth to pekka 2

 

[Lmao]

did you circumcise him?

 

[HighClassMaxing]

Most cagefuel thread on .org candiidate

 

[Deleted member 24278]

First son of looksmax

 

[Skywalker]

only about 10 years away at this point

 

[SoundnVision]

Congratulations fella !

 

[Sprinkles]

over for that kid ngl

but maybe he’ll luck out on oofy doofy

 

[Skywalker]

over for that kid ngl

but maybe he’ll luck out on oofy doofy

his destiny is oofy doofy for asian hoe at 30 after she has had her fill of chads or supreme gentleman
either way its over ofc

 

[AlexBrown84]

bumping this thread

best wishes to your sons health and future @Lefty Rankin

don’t listen to haters haha

 

[Detective]

brutal nose pill

i hope your son wont be subhuman

 

[Deleted member 21899]

vintage collection . looksmax org classics

 

[Skywalker]

i hope your son wont be subhuman

ofc he will be lol

 

[Skywalker]

vintage collection . looksmax org classics

i wonder how the lil future ER is doin rn