My Suicide Plan

[Deleted member 17791]

welcome to the dark side nigga

Hol up, do I still get to watch cute animes?

 

[Deleted member 19576]

Partially. I'm surprised you know that.

90% muslim men watch porn.. Its totally ok. Dont killyoureslf because of that.

 

[Stopping@Nothing19]

Hol up, do I still get to watch cute animes?

anything you want bb

 

[Deleted member 17791]

anything you want bb

cool. That stuff makes me depressed anyways so It's good for suffering maxxing

 

[Baldingman1998]

Partially. I'm surprised you know that.

You told me

 

[Stopping@Nothing19]

cool. That stuff makes me depressed anyways so It's good for suffering maxxing

the pain is unreal man!

 

[Deleted member 17791]

the pain is unreal man!

 

[rand anon]

Think about the trauma you will give to your parents. You should have some form of affection for them at least. This should be enough to prevent you from killing yourself. If you really wanna die wait for them to die of old age and get through this shit, after that go ahead

Pretty much the only reason I couldn’t go through with it is out of filial piety. I would though if I had siblings. Shit luck

 

[7Van Gough'O pry7]

My Dad is going to get a Gun within the next year most probably for home security/ defense. He's going to keep it in a locker, but also probably allow me to access it if I convince him hard enough. I'm 16 so he'll prob say I'm too young but I'll find a way.

When both my parents are out of the house, I'll open the locker, write a suicide note and shoot myself. I'll do some research on the best way to shoot to kill yourself.

Inb4 anyone says to kill myself now. No, I can't because it won't succeed. A gun is very likely to succeed.

Should I convince him to get a shotgun?

YEET YOUR PHONE AND DATA SERVICE PLAN AND SPEND SOME TIME WITH NATURE

 

[Deleted member 21166]

Risk factors:

1. Hell. I may burn in Hell for a long time which is bad. To counteract this I'll be doing a lot of good deeds and ask Allah for mercy.

2. Survival. Yeah, this will suck. I'll be a vegetable for life. But it is what it is.

3. Someone stops me or I slip or smth. Idk lol.

Record it faggot

 

[Deleted member 21146]

What a fucking pussy, imagine killing yourself at 16 JFL

You are legit a failure at life, also you will regret killing yourself in the last second (if your brain still works then), same as everyone else.
If you don't believe me, lookup livestreamed slow suicides, I remember a kid your age also killed himself by slitting his wrists, he recorded it and talked about it, and while he was dying he started slowly regretting it. I'm too lazy to find the video myself though.

LINK PLSS