My ultragigafruad checklist before my first day of college

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they say the first impression is all that mat

1) thick winter jacket to increase perceived frame size

2) putting bookbag straps at said very tip of winter jacket shoulder

3) hood my upper eyelids before leaving my car

4) lower eye squint

5) little bit of vaseline on eyebrows

6) hat worn backwards to increase perceived facial symmetry and skull size

7) put an extra sole or two in my air max to add half an inch of height

8) neck workout before I leave the house for thick neck

9) mew to raise hyoid and slightly jutt jaw

10) run for an hour before leaving house for temporary face skin glow


What else am I missing boyos
 
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