Naming your children before or just after birth is stupid in most cases.

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Names are supposed to have a meaning and not be given because of just how cool they sound.

In the first years of the child's life you can't know much about the personality and physical attributes of them. These develop with time after years have passed. Unless a name does not have to do with these, it makes no sense to name a child Harvey ("battle worthy") to someone who will not grow "battle worthy" in the future and will be rather fragile and ill.

A proper way to do it, is naming your child at first depending on whether it's the first ("First"), second ("Second"), third ("Third")... child, representing the birth order in the family.

Then somewhere between the ages of 5-10, once the child has developed some attributes, you give them a suitable name.

Some exceptions would be if the name planned to be given is a seasonal one or is meant to reflect attitude toward the child ans whether it was longed for: Ivan ("gift of God"), Erazem ("desired/loved one"), Didier ("awaited one"), Nezhdan ("unexpected one")...

@cromagnon @slavicpsycho @hopecel @wishIwasSalludon @sportsmogger
 
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Chud ass thread

OP is turning schizo on nofap I swear to God
 
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What if you inherit name by getting reborn as an ancestor
 
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Substitutional names should be given rather than permanent ones when a child is born.
 
Mines going to be a bible name or family name :love:
 
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Just call the nigga something like Saddam and pray his genetics allow him to grow a moustache.
 
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I agree whole heartedly
 
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Daquavious
 
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Name is cope. Our cave-crawling primitive ooga-booga ancestors never had them.
 
Well I don’t get what you mean bruh
Naming before being born is usually a good option
 
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Some exceptions would be if the name planned to be given is a seasonal one or is meant to reflect attitude toward the child ans whether it was longed for: Ivan ("gift of God"), Erazem ("desired/loved one"), Didier ("awaited one"), Nezhdan ("unexpected one")...
Jewish names falio. ideal names should have a surname ending like "jeet."
Dickshit
Ranjeet
Lundpreeet
 
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I'm the opposite of my name
 
alright pubert
 
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What would you name yourself?
 
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Names are supposed to have a meaning and not be given because of just how cool they sound.

In the first years of the child's life you can't know much about the personality and physical attributes of them. These develop with time after years have passed. Unless a name does not have to do with these, it makes no sense to name a child Harvey ("battle worthy") to someone who will not grow "battle worthy" in the future and will be rather fragile and ill.

A proper way to do it, is naming your child at first depending on whether it's the first ("First"), second ("Second"), third ("Third")... child, representing the birth order in the family.

Then somewhere between the ages of 5-10, once the child has developed some attributes, you give them a suitable name.

Some exceptions would be if the name planned to be given is a seasonal one or is meant to reflect attitude toward the child ans whether it was longed for: Ivan ("gift of God"), Erazem ("desired/loved one"), Didier ("awaited one"), Nezhdan ("unexpected one")...

@cromagnon @slavicpsycho @hopecel @wishIwasSalludon @sportsmogger
High iq but my baby is still gonna be named Adolf
 
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I was named after a person :^D
 
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