Need help getting laid

[puffinator]

M24 turning 25 this month, never had sex before but my female friend that I've known for nearly a decade is agreeing to pity-fuck me for my 25th. I notice that during masturbation I frequently struggle with premature ejaculation + just not a lot of sperm in general. I'm hoping to creampie her in hopes of possibly baby trapping her therefore securing my future and not allowing my bloodline to die with my pathetic white penis. Any genuine tips on how to increase time in bed / sperm count ideally maximising my chances of a pregnancy ? (Serious responses only)

 

[dnr.niglet]

Ur mentally ill and that’s one of the reasons you’ve not gotten play. As for pe then just don’t tense your dick when doing your shi because that leads to quicker finish

 

[jgrey080]

I'm going to down vote you nigga

 

[Thodian]

Man.....
Geeg.

 

[puffinator]

Ur mentally ill and that’s one of the reasons you’ve not gotten play. As for pe then just don’t tense your dick when doing your shi because that leads to quicker finish

What do you mean dont tense? Im not going in soft dude

 

[dnr.niglet]

What do you mean dont tense? Im not going in soft dude

As in don’t tense up your dick, like how you do it to stop pissing

 

[Fledermaus]

M24 turning 25 this month, never had sex before but my female friend that I've known for nearly a decade is agreeing to pity-fuck me for my 25th. I notice that during masturbation I frequently struggle with premature ejaculation + just not a lot of sperm in general. I'm hoping to creampie her in hopes of possibly baby trapping her therefore securing my future and not allowing my bloodline to die with my pathetic white penis. Any genuine tips on how to increase time in bed / sperm count ideally maximising my chances of a pregnancy ? (Serious responses only)

nigga fuck off

 

[puffinator]

As in don’t tense up your dick, like how you do it to stop pissing

Oh okay thats smart bro thanks

 

[fazehamster]

As in don’t tense up your dick, like how you do it to stop pissing

how did this guy not l ow of the un tense method ik my dick so well

 

[fazehamster]

M24 turning 25 this month, never had sex before but my female friend that I've known for nearly a decade is agreeing to pity-fuck me for my 25th. I notice that during masturbation I frequently struggle with premature ejaculation + just not a lot of sperm in general. I'm hoping to creampie her in hopes of possibly baby trapping her therefore securing my future and not allowing my bloodline to die with my pathetic white penis. Any genuine tips on how to increase time in bed / sperm count ideally maximising my chances of a pregnancy ? (Serious responses only)

i can help u but idk if it right with baby trapping her as at least she’s nice enough to pity fuck u. i think u should accept that and just enjoy the fuck. try eating high zinc food like oysters and meats but not processed meat real meat go buy like steak, liver from a butcher then like 1-2 after you should have more semen made by ur testicles as u have the stuff for it now. this will help with sperm quality. also edging can help with semen quantity.

 

[puffinator]

i can help u but idk if it right with baby trapping her as at least she’s nice enough to pity fuck u. i think u should accept that and just enjoy the fuck. try eating high zinc food like oysters and meats but not processed meat real meat go buy like steak, liver from a butcher then like 1-2 after you should have more semen made by ur testicles as u have the stuff for it now. this will help with sperm quality. also edging can help with semen quantity.

Yea i really appreciate that she would actually do this for me and i dont feel to good about what im doing.
But its my only chance to have a ltr with someone and i find her really attractive. whenever i visit my parents they always hound me and theyve lost lots of respect for me.

Thanks for the advice i got till the 23rd i hope changing my diet will make a difference by then.

 

[Asianthebigmannn_]

Yea i really appreciate that she would actually do this for me and i dont feel to good about what im doing.
But its my only chance to have a ltr with someone and i find her really attractive. whenever i visit my parents they always hound me and theyve lost lots of respect for me.

Thanks for the advice i got till the 23rd i hope changing my diet will make a difference by then.

Mann, I feel so fucking bad for you lad that they had lost respect for you but I recommend introducing this girl as your wife or girlfriend if you want to restore your relation with your parents but It is the best to baby trap her bro so that it will be hard for her to leave you BUT make sure that you have enough money to support her and don't use condom (obv) and also make sure to take a break from jerking off so you can preserve much sperm as possible.