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Idk what i should reply, i need help :feelsmega:
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Amber is 4'10" jfl

I claim to be 6' but i really am 5'10" barefoot
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replto the first two with "Hi" again and to the third with "*what's up"
 
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I am the admin of the whatsapp group of my former class and I occasionally kicked a Stacey, she found it funny because I also blocked her so she cant complain
 
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@toolateforme
 
OP go straight to the end, say this:

Hey NAME, I was thinking if you wanna be fuckbuddies

You'll be surprised how many times works and they say sure why not, or, you're so upfront lol, ok.
 
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create a girl account and choose chads to text, then copy how they text you and use it on your own account to text girls

just a random high iq strat
 
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OP go straight to the end, say this:

Hey NAME, I was thinking if you wanna be fuckbuddies

You'll be surprised how many times works and they say sure why not, or, you're so upfront lol, ok.
Its Yubo, the majority of these girls are from other countries, at most i could get some nudes, but i matched with some girls from my country too

I will try Tinder once i take better pics, i dont want to have a bad ELO score by using bad pics now

create a girl account and choose chads to text, then copy how they text you and use it on your own account to text girls

just a random high iq strat
Chads just would say anything, they are not used to put effort texting
 
Say a funny joke , and see where it goes from there
 
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Try something like "you seem to enjoy doing ~something~ "
 
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Say a funny joke , and see where it goes from there
I though about joking about Amber height jfl but idk how could i do it in a funny way
 
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I though about joking about Amber height jfl but idk how could i do it in a funny way
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Jfl at my shit texting skills :feelsbadman:
 
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Cmon baby Cmon i will treat you well with my cock Cmon cmon
Who the fuck doesn’t have snap
I don't have snap or insta.
 
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This is of no surprise to me tbh
What if off? Texts like cmon little bitch i will slap your ass are the best. You act like high t slayer
 
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What if off? Texts like cmon little bitch i will slap your ass are the best. You act like high t slayer

This = pro noun

Is = conjunction

Just sentence starter tbh
 
Do you know her wdf is this, Tinder? If so just say some jestermaxed shit like "I think I found my destiny". At least 1200393 guys would have said the same thing but if she takes it well she like ur appearance
 
OP go straight to the end, say this:

Hey NAME, I was thinking if you wanna be fuckbuddies

You'll be surprised how many times works and they say sure why not, or, you're so upfront lol, ok.
You need to be PSL 6+ for this
 
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Just check out their descriptions and start setting out random shit,related to their interests.Keeping women's attention is pretty easy,you can do it.
 
i fucking laughed my ass off at this thread ngl
 
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Make her laugh and treat her with respect bro! girls love that!

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This was on my second day of having this app my nigga, remember, ALL FEMALES ARE WHORES NO EXCEPTION. Even teenage ones

if youre still trying to ask them "what's up" and "how are you doing" jfl you're not fully black pilled
 
How did it go? I woke up
 
Lol Op frauding cause shes to short to tell
 
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The conversation died jfl, its over

Also she didnt follow me back so i unfollowed her
Well thats great.Also jfl at 4 ft 10 what kind of midget is that
 
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OP I want you to be honest with us

Did you experience excessive sweating on your ass while thinking how to respond to the messages?
 
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lol, keep trying bro
I got 11 likes on Tinder but 0 matches, also i cant see who gave me like, i think its a trick to make me buy Tinder Gold jfl i aint buying that shit
OP I want you to be honest with us

Did you experience excessive sweating on your ass while thinking how to respond to the messages?
Lol no
 
I got 11 likes on Tinder but 0 matches, also i cant see who gave me like, i think its a trick to make me buy Tinder Gold jfl i aint buying that shit

Lol no
just keep swiping bro
 
I got 11 likes on Tinder but 0 matches, also i cant see who gave me like, i think its a trick to make me buy Tinder Gold jfl i aint buying that shit

Lol no
Well then don't forget to include your looksmax.me profile on your bio for optimal statusmax.
 
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Jfl at users here rating you a 5 when you only got 11 likes , that girl was looking for a follow
 
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Nice. 14 likes are really good, talk with 2 matches
14 likes is utter shit lol

Also that was faking my location with a gps app, i am not going to talk with the matches, idk how to talk with women
 

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