TimmyAshan1
NW5 balding, recessed chin, cleft lip, 24% bf T_T
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Alright, I've said it a million times but here it is again: I'm balding and it ruins my life. Not because bald = bad, but because I'm trying to fuck hippie chicks and these bitches fetishize long hair harder than they fetishize astrology. A 5'8 LLTN manlet with negative canthal tilt and dreads brutally mogs a 6'1 bald LHTN with titanium jawline in this scene. It's over if you're bald here.
I still got good sides that grow. I want to blend a system with my native hair and dread it all together. IDC if I get caught, I'd rather be the "wigcel who got exposed" than the "bald guy she didn't even notice."
The Situation:
Do I dread the actual system (seems like hell to maintain) or keep it loose/braided and blend with my dreaded sides? Anyone running dreads with a system?
Base type? Adhesive? I know Swiss lace breathes but is it durable enough for this shit? Or do I need poly perimeter?
Also: what's the backup plan when this lifts at Burning Man and I'm 4 days from civilization? Just wear a bandana and LARP as spiritual bald guy?
Budget is whatever. Maintenance burden is whatever.
Who's got the protocol?
I still got good sides that grow. I want to blend a system with my native hair and dread it all together. IDC if I get caught, I'd rather be the "wigcel who got exposed" than the "bald guy she didn't even notice."
The Situation:
- Ecstatic dance, festivals, cuddle puddles, hot springs
- These hoes grab hair constantly during dancing
- Headbanging, spinning, sleeping in piles
- 3-5 day festivals with no maintenance access
- I wear bandanas so hairline can be sus
- Feels real when they touch it (non-negotiable)
- 18+ inches, dreadlockable or blendable with my dreaded sides
- Won't lift when I'm sweating my ass off dancing for 3 hours
- Survives sleeping in cuddle piles (horizontal pressure)
- Hot spring proof OR I just avoid water entirely (idk yet)
- Won't smell like death after 3 days of festival filth
Do I dread the actual system (seems like hell to maintain) or keep it loose/braided and blend with my dreaded sides? Anyone running dreads with a system?
Base type? Adhesive? I know Swiss lace breathes but is it durable enough for this shit? Or do I need poly perimeter?
Also: what's the backup plan when this lifts at Burning Man and I'm 4 days from civilization? Just wear a bandana and LARP as spiritual bald guy?
Budget is whatever. Maintenance burden is whatever.
Who's got the protocol?
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