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@negativ_canthalshit
Young negativ_canthalshit sat at his screen,Absorbing the looksmax.org drama and scene.The threads about jawlines and canthal tilts bredA deep gastrointestinal, blackpilled dread.
The stress of the forum was taking its toll,With a nervous bladder he couldn't control.He sprinted to pee every time he'd refresh,As the looksmaxing panic took hold of his flesh.
But pee was the least of his bodily woes,As the pressure inside his intestines arose.He let out a fart with a thunderous roar,While reading of "hunter eyes" reaching the floor.
The flatulence warned of a wetter monsoon,And a liquid disaster arrived very soon.A terrible bout of sheer, frantic diarrhea,Brought on by a toxic, bone-smashing idea.
So pity poor canthalshit, stuck on the throne,With his stomach in knots and a miserable groan.He farts and he pees and he loses his mind,Wishing he'd left all that drama behind.
Young negativ_canthalshit sat at his screen,Absorbing the looksmax.org drama and scene.The threads about jawlines and canthal tilts bredA deep gastrointestinal, blackpilled dread.
The stress of the forum was taking its toll,With a nervous bladder he couldn't control.He sprinted to pee every time he'd refresh,As the looksmaxing panic took hold of his flesh.
But pee was the least of his bodily woes,As the pressure inside his intestines arose.He let out a fart with a thunderous roar,While reading of "hunter eyes" reaching the floor.
The flatulence warned of a wetter monsoon,And a liquid disaster arrived very soon.A terrible bout of sheer, frantic diarrhea,Brought on by a toxic, bone-smashing idea.
So pity poor canthalshit, stuck on the throne,With his stomach in knots and a miserable groan.He farts and he pees and he loses his mind,Wishing he'd left all that drama behind.
