Never call the suicide prevention hotline

[Deleted member 22918]

Last week I called the suicide prevention hotline as I was actually thinking of killing myself. I made a vague mention of my gun and within 30 minutes police were at my house. I spent the night in jail and had to convince them for 8 hours that I wasn’t going to kill myself. The suicide prevention hotline doesn’t give a fuck about you. Never call them anyone on .org who recommends it is just pretending they care.

 

[mid]

did that really happen bro

 

[buflek]

this cant be real

pretty sure the police sends u straight into mental asylum if u threaten to kill urself

 

[Iasacrko]

jfl at sending a sad person to jail wtf is this shit?

will just make u worse

 

[Makeyousit]

reddit tales

 

[Deleted member 22918]

reddit tales

New episode of larp or not

 

[redmaxx]

If someone decides to cure the misery of life with death, does anyone really believe telling them how terrible that idea is and how beautiful life is will convince them otherwise?
It's a transparent lie, kept up only for the appearance of caring by those who lock themselves in lalaland instead of simply seeing life in terms of reality and death as freedom from it.

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

did this happen doe

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Sounds like they saved ur cuck life boyo, shame really They probably thought u were gonna go ER when they heard “gun”

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

sometimes ill call them and hang up then call and repeat until i find a girl with sexy voice

 

[Primalsplit]

Don't call the suicide prevention hotline. Call me instead.

 

[ManletBlackcel]

If these hotlines sent escourts instead of police every time some depressed incel wanted to rope the suicide rate would probably drop by half.

 

[romanstock]

bs you've never been off this forum for longer than 8 hrs

 

[Manletmachine]

Germany has guns ?

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Germany has guns ?

Its a reddit copy paste you dumb fuck.

 

[Manletmachine]

Its a reddit copy paste you dumb fuck.

I know but is it true

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

Better outcome than suicide failure and ending up as a vegetable for the rest of your live

 

[buflek]

sometimes ill call them and hang up then call and repeat until i find a girl with sexy voice

this is the most indian thing ive read all day

„hello sir this is alexandra from the suicide prevention hotline how can i help you“
„hello my name is sanjay from mumbai can you open boob for me?“

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

this is the most indian thing ive read all day

„hello sir this is alexandra from the suicide prevention hotline how can i help you“
„hello my name is sanjay from mumbai can you open boob for me?“

kek
i tell them im suicidal because i dont have a gf and i tell them to whisper that they love me and shit

 

[Deleted member 22918]

I know but is it true

Guess u can have guns when u have a hunting license but u can't just carry them with u everywhere

i might be wrong tho

 

[janitormaxxing]

90% chances women that hate their work take your call, imagine how much she cares about you, she will get paid the same.

Goverments also hide suicide statics and there are laws to not talk about it as it "incentivate" people to do it, in most countries the suicide ratio is 3-5x higher on males than women just like poverty, yet this year the female ratio did increase some politicians notice it and talk about it as we have to protect women jfl

 

[Gonthar]

 

[Deleted member 22918]

 

[Nick.Harte]

Never call suicide prevention hotlines. Always call @Blackgymmax when you’re feeling down.

 

[Deleted member 26885]

If these hotlines sent escourts instead of police every time some depressed incel wanted to rope the suicide rate would probably drop by half.

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