NEVER LET THIS ORG USER POST ANOTHER GUIDE HERE AGAIN | HE RUINED MY LIFE

[BraveCake]

Original Thread: @couragecel

https://looksmax.org/threads/how-to-get-the-perfect-golden-tan-high-effort.2165733/

So I just got rejected by a bitch at school, and i’m wondering what the fuck i’m doing wrong . I’m HMTN tall etc. I’m trying to find anyway to ascend even more and tanning comes to mind. I search for tanning threads on here and I come across couragecel’s guide on “achieving the perfect golden tan”. I do exactly as he says and I go out in the sun for an hour without any UV protection, no sunscreen, just bare skin. So i’m tanning as he instructed in 85 degree weather UV 9. Can’t be that bad right?

Me a few hours after the tan

Now at this point i’m kind of just laughing it off about how stupid the whole thing was, and I forgave him and just said ahh that’s org for you. Yeah sure it stinged and shit but I wasn’t constantly in pain because of it. I thought it’d go away in a few days and i’d be fine .

Nigga it’s day 3 and I started getting a rare symptom of sunburn called HELLS ITCH. OTHER NAMES FOR IT INCLUDE THE DEVILS ITCH AND SUI- ITCH . THIS SHIT IS THE WORST PAIN I’VE EVER FELT IN MY LIFE IT’S FUCKING UNBEARABLE. 9/10 ON THE PAIN SCALE THIS SHIT IS WORSE THEN BEING SHOT. If you haven’t got hells itch trust me you don’t ever wanna get that shit. It’s called sui- itch for a reason.

This genuinely has to be the worst stretch of my life

 

[sub3forfemcels]

Original Thread: @couragecel

https://looksmax.org/threads/how-to-get-the-perfect-golden-tan-high-effort.2165733/

So I just got rejected by a bitch at school, and i’m wondering what the fuck i’m doing wrong . I’m HMTN tall etc. I’m trying to find anyway to ascend even more and tanning comes to mind. I search for tanning threads on here and I come across couragecel’s guide on “achieving the perfect golden tan”. I do exactly as he says and I go out in the sun for an hour without any UV protection, no sunscreen, just bare skin. So i’m tanning as he instructed in 85 degree weather UV 9. Can’t be that bad right?

Me a few hours after the tan
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Now at this point i’m kind of just laughing it off about how stupid the whole thing was, and I forgave him and just said ahh that’s org for you. Yeah sure it stinged and shit but I wasn’t constantly in pain because of it. I thought it’d go away in a few days and i’d be fine .

Nigga it’s day 3 and I started getting a rare symptom of sunburn called HELLS ITCH. OTHER NAMES FOR IT INCLUDE THE DEVILS ITCH AND SUI- ITCH . THIS SHIT IS THE WORST PAIN I’VE EVER FELT IN MY LIFE IT’S FUCKING UNBEARABLE. 9/10 ON THE PAIN SCALE THIS SHIT IS WORSE THEN BEING SHOT. If you haven’t got hells itch trust me you don’t ever wanna get that shit. It’s called sui- itch for a reason.
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This genuinely has to be the worst stretch of my life

ohh shit I had the same thing, it is the worst fucking pain EVER, LITERAL HELL ON MY BACK
I FEEL YOU HOMIE, WORST FUCKING PAIN EVER THAT I FELT, LITERALLY BEGGING FOR THE BULLET FOR 5 HOURS
Always use pantheon foam on back after being on the sun long
Literally perma scratching for 6 hours , its like fire ants crawling teleporting on your back and stabbing you every 1 second
6 hours on the sun , back was red like an infected pussy

 

[BraveCake]

ohh shit I had the same thing, it is the worst fucking pain EVER, LITERAL HELL ON MY BACK
I FEEL YOU HOMIE, WORST FUCKING PAIN EVER THAT I FELT, LITERALLY BEGGING FOR THE BULLET FOR 5 HOURS
Always use pantheon foam on back after being on the sun long

Nigga they won’t understand until they have it… ITS NOT CALLED HELLS ITCH FOR NO REASON. THIS SHIT IS GENUINELY SUIFUEL ASF. THEY THINK WE’RE EXAGGERATING BUT THIS SHIT IS GENUINELY INTOLERABLE.

 

[buccalfatremoval]

HELLS ITCH. OTHER NAMES FOR IT INCLUDE THE DEVILS ITCH AND SUI- ITCH .

holy fuck I’m tearing up

 

[sub3forfemcels]

Nigga they won’t understand until they have it… ITS NOT CALLED HELLS ITCH FOR NO REASON. THIS SHIT IS GENUINELY SUIFUEL ASF. THEY THINK WE’RE EXAGGERATING BUT THIS SHIT IS GENUINELY INTOLERABLE.

fire ants teleporting stabs nonstop

 

[BraveCake]

holy fuck I’m tearing up

Nigga you know it’s bad when google describes it as “exruciating and unremitting”. These niggas had to make up new words for how bad the fucking pain is

 

[nocajebudala]

brother why didnt you research this lol

 

[sub3forfemcels]

Nigga you know it’s bad when google describes it as “exruciating and unremitting”. These niggas had to make up new words for how bad the fucking pain is

I was stabbed, punched very hard with fists and balls to the head, when cutting nails I stripped the end and it went for 6cm long
and I would prefer all this over that hells itch

 

[BraveCake]

brother why didnt you research this lol

1 hour in the sunlight in 85 degree weather unprotected didn’t sound too bad. The thing I forgot was I haven’t had my shirt off in the sun in about a year . My face didn’t sunburn at all but my body went ballistic

 

[sub3forfemcels]

1 hour in the sunlight in 85 degree weather unprotected didn’t sound too bad. The thing I forgot was I haven’t had my shirt off in the sun in about a year . My face didn’t sunburn at all but my body went ballistic

1 hour for hells itch? must be allergic for sure

 

[SpedAshUser]

Lmao just have healthy skin next time

 

[nocajebudala]

1 hour in the sunlight in 85 degree weather unprotected didn’t sound too bad. The thing I forgot was I haven’t had my shirt off in the sun in about a year . My face didn’t sunburn at all but my body went ballistic

its uv9 ahhahahahahah, be safe, it will pass

 

[BraveCake]

I was stabbed, punched very hard with fists and balls to the head, when cutting nails I stripped the end and it went for 6cm long
and I would prefer all this over that hells itch

Luckily I found a temporary remedy. Hot showers and beta alanine has seemed to do the trick but reddit niggas say it only lasts for like 4 hours before it comes back. So i’m just gonna spam beta alanine. Reddit pseudoscience actually works . Thank god for the internet I don’t know how niggas managed this before finding out the methods.

 

[BraveCake]

Lmao just have healthy skin next time

“Just have healthy skin”

Meanwhile this is how it sounds having hells itch

 

[BraveCake]

“Just have healthy skin”

Meanwhile this is how it sounds having hells itch

@sub3forfemcels is this accurate?

 

[sub3forfemcels]

@sub3forfemcels is this accurate?

Also asking for the bullet or some strong drug
fell for the gatis sun propaganda jfl
5 hours of hell

 

[BraveCake]

Also asking for the bullet or some strong drug
fell for the gatis sun propaganda jfl
5 hours of hell

It only lasted five hours for u? I heard for some niggas it lasts DAYS

 

[sub3forfemcels]

It only lasted five hours for u? I heard for some niggas it lasts DAYS

panthenol cream saved me

 

[BraveCake]

panthenol cream saved me

actually? apparently creams are copes for most people

 

[couragecel]

Original Thread: @couragecel

https://looksmax.org/threads/how-to-get-the-perfect-golden-tan-high-effort.2165733/

So I just got rejected by a bitch at school, and i’m wondering what the fuck i’m doing wrong . I’m HMTN tall etc. I’m trying to find anyway to ascend even more and tanning comes to mind. I search for tanning threads on here and I come across couragecel’s guide on “achieving the perfect golden tan”. I do exactly as he says and I go out in the sun for an hour without any UV protection, no sunscreen, just bare skin. So i’m tanning as he instructed in 85 degree weather UV 9. Can’t be that bad right?

Me a few hours after the tan
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Now at this point i’m kind of just laughing it off about how stupid the whole thing was, and I forgave him and just said ahh that’s org for you. Yeah sure it stinged and shit but I wasn’t constantly in pain because of it. I thought it’d go away in a few days and i’d be fine .

Nigga it’s day 3 and I started getting a rare symptom of sunburn called HELLS ITCH. OTHER NAMES FOR IT INCLUDE THE DEVILS ITCH AND SUI- ITCH . THIS SHIT IS THE WORST PAIN I’VE EVER FELT IN MY LIFE IT’S FUCKING UNBEARABLE. 9/10 ON THE PAIN SCALE THIS SHIT IS WORSE THEN BEING SHOT. If you haven’t got hells itch trust me you don’t ever wanna get that shit. It’s called sui- itch for a reason.
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This genuinely has to be the worst stretch of my life

Original Thread: @couragecel

https://looksmax.org/threads/how-to-get-the-perfect-golden-tan-high-effort.2165733/

So I just got rejected by a bitch at school, and i’m wondering what the fuck i’m doing wrong . I’m HMTN tall etc. I’m trying to find anyway to ascend even more and tanning comes to mind. I search for tanning threads on here and I come across couragecel’s guide on “achieving the perfect golden tan”. I do exactly as he says and I go out in the sun for an hour without any UV protection, no sunscreen, just bare skin. So i’m tanning as he instructed in 85 degree weather UV 9. Can’t be that bad right?

Me a few hours after the tan
View attachment 5645481


Now at this point i’m kind of just laughing it off about how stupid the whole thing was, and I forgave him and just said ahh that’s org for you. Yeah sure it stinged and shit but I wasn’t constantly in pain because of it. I thought it’d go away in a few days and i’d be fine .

Nigga it’s day 3 and I started getting a rare symptom of sunburn called HELLS ITCH. OTHER NAMES FOR IT INCLUDE THE DEVILS ITCH AND SUI- ITCH . THIS SHIT IS THE WORST PAIN I’VE EVER FELT IN MY LIFE IT’S FUCKING UNBEARABLE. 9/10 ON THE PAIN SCALE THIS SHIT IS WORSE THEN BEING SHOT. If you haven’t got hells itch trust me you don’t ever wanna get that shit. It’s called sui- itch for a reason.
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This genuinely has to be the worst stretch of my life

I'm starting with 9 UV what did you expect? I made it very clear: 20 minutes to an hour, maximum, for people who are already used to it.

 

[milkshake_addict]

put on lotion or creams gah damn

 

[Hihi21]

 

[Hihi21]

ahh that’s org for you

 

[Klasik616]

Original Thread: @couragecel

https://looksmax.org/threads/how-to-get-the-perfect-golden-tan-high-effort.2165733/

So I just got rejected by a bitch at school, and i’m wondering what the fuck i’m doing wrong . I’m HMTN tall etc. I’m trying to find anyway to ascend even more and tanning comes to mind. I search for tanning threads on here and I come across couragecel’s guide on “achieving the perfect golden tan”. I do exactly as he says and I go out in the sun for an hour without any UV protection, no sunscreen, just bare skin. So i’m tanning as he instructed in 85 degree weather UV 9. Can’t be that bad right?

Me a few hours after the tan
View attachment 5645481


Now at this point i’m kind of just laughing it off about how stupid the whole thing was, and I forgave him and just said ahh that’s org for you. Yeah sure it stinged and shit but I wasn’t constantly in pain because of it. I thought it’d go away in a few days and i’d be fine .

Nigga it’s day 3 and I started getting a rare symptom of sunburn called HELLS ITCH. OTHER NAMES FOR IT INCLUDE THE DEVILS ITCH AND SUI- ITCH . THIS SHIT IS THE WORST PAIN I’VE EVER FELT IN MY LIFE IT’S FUCKING UNBEARABLE. 9/10 ON THE PAIN SCALE THIS SHIT IS WORSE THEN BEING SHOT. If you haven’t got hells itch trust me you don’t ever wanna get that shit. It’s called sui- itch for a reason.
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This genuinely has to be the worst stretch of my life

ohh shit I had the same thing, it is the worst fucking pain EVER, LITERAL HELL ON MY BACK
I FEEL YOU HOMIE, WORST FUCKING PAIN EVER THAT I FELT, LITERALLY BEGGING FOR THE BULLET FOR 5 HOURS
Always use pantheon foam on back after being on the sun long
Literally perma scratching for 6 hours , its like fire ants crawling teleporting on your back and stabbing you every 1 second
6 hours on the sun , back was red like an infected pussy

This is what happens to those who don't want to be white