Vermilioncore
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We got Disneyland and universal Studios but I came up with a new idea: No Pussy Land
Welcome to No Pussy Land. A place where ugly men can go to have fun and wallow in pity along with their peers.
Tickets are $25 and include an all you can fuck buffet. Free pussy is first come, first serve. Located in the tavern at the entrance to the park.
How the buffet works is you get a ticket from the teller and line up. You stand in line to be able to creampie one of the free sluts. There’s also a Fast Pass lane. It’s an additional $15 but you get to go to the front of the line for the pussy.
There’s also a Ferris Wheel where you’re allowed to kill yourself at. But in order to do this, you must notify the ride operator of your jump. Once your cart gets to the top of the wheel, the ride operator will stop the ride and you are free to jump to your death.
More info on this coming soon.
Welcome to No Pussy Land. A place where ugly men can go to have fun and wallow in pity along with their peers.
Tickets are $25 and include an all you can fuck buffet. Free pussy is first come, first serve. Located in the tavern at the entrance to the park.
How the buffet works is you get a ticket from the teller and line up. You stand in line to be able to creampie one of the free sluts. There’s also a Fast Pass lane. It’s an additional $15 but you get to go to the front of the line for the pussy.
There’s also a Ferris Wheel where you’re allowed to kill yourself at. But in order to do this, you must notify the ride operator of your jump. Once your cart gets to the top of the wheel, the ride operator will stop the ride and you are free to jump to your death.
More info on this coming soon.