None of you know whats its like to truly suffer. I am already in hell (Anal leakage)

Could you take a walk in my shoes?


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You don't know whats its like to truly suffer. No one here truly appreciates needing to push to defecate. Just take a walk in my shoes. Think you could handle them?

I wake up in pool of brown every morning. I wake up soaked in my own shit. I haven't needed to push to go the toilet since I was 14 years old.

Everywhere I go I leave a brown trail following behind me dripping down from my leg to the floor. The only good thing about this is that I can never get lost, I can always find my way back home following the brown path I leave behind.




Read this and just appreciate having an anus that actually works you ungrateful bastards. You couldn't handle my life. Just imagine living like a senile old man who forgets to go to the bathroom and shits his underwear all the time.

This is my life and I am not even 20 years old.
 
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Lol sorry for you if you are not trolling
 
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the shitpill pood all over me
 
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tbh this post is making me cringe (like nails on a chalkboard type cringe) imagine having non functional cheeks :sick: :sick: :sick:
 
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get a stoma bag
 
tbh this post is making me cringe (like nails on a chalkboard type cringe) imagine having non functional cheeks :sick: :sick: :sick:
you got a nonfunctional brain so its basically the same thing except the shit comes out of your mouth
 
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This is what happens when you make to much shitpost, I don’t know when to take you serious.

Funny ass thread
 
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use a butt plug if no larp
 
Legit laughed for 2 minutes
 
it's 2019 I can guarantee there's a butt plug big enough
Let me put it like this. My asshole is so big. When I sit down on a chair the whole chair goes up my ass.
 
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This is what happens when you make to much shitpost, I don’t know when to take you serious.

Funny ass thread

Awful puns but atleast you tried
 
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Let me put it like this. My asshole is so big. When I sit down on a chair the whole chair goes up my ass.
You’re legit one of the funniest trolls on this site jfl i’m going to be sad when the kike mods ban you bro
 
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I have a similar, albeit less severe issue. Small particles of shit leave my anus, partially carried by sweat, to the effect that I always have a brown stain on my underwear after a day of wearing underwear, but not any tangible pieces of fecal matter.
 

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