None of you know whats its like to truly suffer. I am already in hell (Anal leakage)

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP]

You don't know whats its like to truly suffer. No one here truly appreciates needing to push to defecate. Just take a walk in my shoes. Think you could handle them?

I wake up in pool of brown every morning. I wake up soaked in my own shit. I haven't needed to push to go the toilet since I was 14 years old.

Everywhere I go I leave a brown trail following behind me dripping down from my leg to the floor. The only good thing about this is that I can never get lost, I can always find my way back home following the brown path I leave behind.



Read this and just appreciate having an anus that actually works you ungrateful bastards. You couldn't handle my life. Just imagine living like a senile old man who forgets to go to the bathroom and shits his underwear all the time.

This is my life and I am not even 20 years old.

 

[dogapm123]

Lol sorry for you if you are not trolling

 

[Deleted member 470]

the shitpill pood all over me

 

[Petsmart]

tbh this post is making me cringe (like nails on a chalkboard type cringe) imagine having non functional cheeks

 

[Deleted member 2810]

get a stoma bag

 

[Deleted member 2275]

tbh this post is making me cringe (like nails on a chalkboard type cringe) imagine having non functional cheeks

you got a nonfunctional brain so its basically the same thing except the shit comes out of your mouth

 

[Petsmart]

you got a nonfunctional brain so its basically the same thing except the shit comes out of your mouth

its ok to be mad bro, just breathe

 

[TheMewingBBC]

This is what happens when you make to much shitpost, I don’t know when to take you serious.

Funny ass thread

 

[JustTrynaGrow]

use a butt plug if no larp

 

[Deleted member 3299]

Legit laughed for 2 minutes

 

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP]

use a butt plug if no larp

I do not think there is a plug big enough to block this hole....

 

[JustTrynaGrow]

I do not think there is a plug big enough to block this hole....

it's 2019 I can guarantee there's a butt plug big enough

 

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP]

it's 2019 I can guarantee there's a butt plug big enough

Let me put it like this. My asshole is so big. When I sit down on a chair the whole chair goes up my ass.

 

[Deleted member 685]

Lol sorry for you if you are not trolling

 

[Deleted member 2810]

This is what happens when you make to much shitpost, I don’t know when to take you serious.

Funny ass thread

Awful puns but atleast you tried

 

[Heirio]

Let me put it like this. My asshole is so big. When I sit down on a chair the whole chair goes up my ass.

You’re legit one of the funniest trolls on this site jfl i’m going to be sad when the kike mods ban you bro

 

[TheMewingBBC]

Awful puns but atleast you tried

oh shit, I didn’t even see that,lol. That’s just how I talk

 

[Deleted member 2810]

oh shit, I didn’t even see that,lol. That’s just how I talk

That makes it better tbh, now I feel autistic

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Deleted member 1553]

I have a similar, albeit less severe issue. Small particles of shit leave my anus, partially carried by sweat, to the effect that I always have a brown stain on my underwear after a day of wearing underwear, but not any tangible pieces of fecal matter.