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DNRD SUMMARY:
- Cristobal: Masculine, intense, and naturally captivating with a lean, athletic build and a rugged yet smooth presence.
- Chris: Youthful, TikTok prettyboy with a polished, symmetrical look and a softer, aesthetic appeal driven by social media charm.
- Gordon: Stocky, average-looking with broad, less defined features and a generally unremarkable appearance.
- Kyle: Pale, recessed, and skinny-fat, with a bland, forgettable look and no standout features.
- Baljeet: Ethnic with rounder features, thicker body hair, and a softer physique, appealing in specific niche contexts.
- Deshawn: Muscular and rugged average looking black man with a strong jawline, standing out more than others in his category.
- Edouard: Wealthy, well-groomed older man who uses his power and lifestyle to maintain an attractive appearance despite aging.
| Cristobal | Chris | Gordon | Kyle | Baljeet | Deshawn | Edouard | |
| Facial Beauty | Masculine beauty. Defined, angular. | Soft beauty. TikTok-perfect with delicate, pretty features. | Typical average-looking white male. Slightly better looking than Kyle but still unremarkable in most situations. | Recessed, soft features. A blend of unremarkable and awkward. | More ethnic-looking, rounder facial features, lacks appeal outside of niche groups. | Stronger jawline, more rugged appeal but generally average-looking. | Was handsome in his youth, now softened by age. Still has decent looks, though signs of aging are present. Very well-groomed. |
| Face Shape | Strong, masculine, angular face with a well-defined jawline. His face has a subtle intensity that makes him stand out. | Strong jawline but softer, more symmetrical. Youthful, boyish appearance. | Broad, less defined jawline. Rounder in comparison to Cristobal. | Round, undefined jawline. Slightly recessed. | Rounder, undefined face, ethnic features more prominent. | Strong but softer due to average facial beauty. | Once sharp, now softened with age. Slight sagging in the lower face but still presentable. |
| Nose | Straight, moderate size, well-proportioned. | Straight, refined, smaller nose. | Broad, unremarkable nose that doesn’t stand out. | Slightly crooked or soft, unremarkable in size. | Slight bump, broad nose, more ethnic in appearance. | Slightly wide but blends with his overall features. | Straight, larger, but shows signs of aging (slight drooping). |
| Lips | Full and well-defined. Naturally sensual. | Full, symmetrical, soft lips, but not as full as Cristobal. | Medium lips, not particularly defined or noticeable. | Thin or uneven lips. | Thin lips, less defined. | Medium, fuller lips, but not sensuous. | Thinner lips, once fuller but losing volume with age. |
| Eyes | Hazel or light brown, piercing, with a subtle intensity. His gaze holds attention without needing to be overly expressive. | Green, large, and expressive. Youthful, bright eyes. | Brown, smaller, unremarkable eyes. | Light-colored, but dull and unexpressive. | Dark brown, almond-shaped, more ethnic in appearance. | Brown, wide-set, with a strong, solid gaze. | Blue. Eyes once vibrant but losing energy with age. |
| Eyebrows | Well-groomed, thick, and perfectly shaped. Complements his strong features without overpowering them. | Full, well-arched. Adds symmetry to his soft face. | Sparse eyebrows that don’t define his face. | Unruly, thick eyebrows that are poorly groomed. | Thick, unruly, ethnic in appearance. | Thick, defined, adding a strong element to his average facial beauty. | Well-groomed, often trimmed, but still natural looking. |
| Hair | Dark brown to black, medium length, always styled in a way that feels natural and effortlessly attractive. | Brown, fluffy, well-styled, perfectly polished for a young influencer. | Thinning or less dense as he ages. Brown, less remarkable. | Light brown or dark blonde, thinning, looks tired. | Dark brown, straight and dense, well-kept. | Black, curly, and full. Well-maintained. | Dark blonde or graying. Always perfectly groomed. |
| Facial Hair | Clean-shaven or light stubble. Either way, it enhances his masculine presence. | Always clean-shaven, possibly lasered. | Patchy stubble that doesn’t add much. | Unkempt, full beard that looks scruffy. | Full beard, often unkempt. | Full stubble, groomed, fits his strong facial features. | Clean-shaven or light stubble. Keeps a clean look to complement his wealth. |
| Skin Tone | Light tan to golden with olive undertone, healthy, glowing skin. | Light, pale skin, but with a summer tan, smooth and perfect for his influencer persona. | Fair, blotchy skin. Poor skincare habits. | Pale or pasty white, lacks care in skincare. | Dark brown, uneven in texture and tone. | Medium brown, well-kept, strong melanin glow. | Light to medium skin, showing signs of aging but still looks good due to wealth and luxury care. |
| Muscularity | Defined, mesomorphic build. Balanced between athletic and naturally muscular. | Lean and defined, more model aesthetic. | Stocky, broader but softer. | Skinny-fat, no definition. | Soft, lacking muscle, rounder in appearance. | Medium muscular, defined but not exaggerated. | Lean but older, softened over time, still presentable for his age. |
| Body Fat | 10-12%, balanced and naturally athletic. Looks effortlessly fit without looking overly gym-focused. | 8-10%, very lean, a more polished, influencer/model body type. | 16-18%, softer, more dad-bod. | 20%, soft with no muscle tone. | 20%+, soft, less defined body. | 15%, moderate body fat but retains a lean appearance. | 15-18%, still lean, but some softness due to age and wealth. |
| Abs | Visible 6-pack, naturally sculpted, not overly shredded but enough to draw attention. | Visible 6-pack, defined and polished. | Less defined, slight belly fat. | Hidden, no visible abs. | Hidden, soft stomach. | Slightly visible, well-maintained. | Slight belly, but still looks decent for his age. |
| Chest | Broad, defined, well-developed. | Defined, but more polished. | Wide, but soft and undefined. | Narrow, underdeveloped chest. | Narrow, soft chest, undefined. | Medium, muscular chest, defined and strong. | Broad chest, softened with age, but still attractive. |
| Waist | Small, lean waist that gives him a powerful V-taper, emphasizing his entire body structure. | Lean, narrow waist, more of a model aesthetic. | Wider waist, undefined. | Thick waist, undefined. | Thick waist, unremarkable. | Medium waist, well-proportioned to his body. | Medium waist, wider due to age, but still well-kept. |
| Glutes (Ass) | Muscular, round, well-developed. Noticeably prominent, fits his strong, athletic physique perfectly. | Muscular, but not as noticeable or intense. More aesthetic. | Flat, unremarkable glutes. | Flat, little development. | Flat, poorly developed. | Medium, well-developed glutes. | Medium, softer, but still decent for his age. |
| Legs | Defined, muscular legs. Strong thighs that balance his body and draw attention. | Defined, long legs, more aesthetic than rugged. | Thick, undefined legs. | Shorter, stocky legs. | Short, stocky legs. | Thick, defined legs, balanced with his muscular frame. | Long, strong legs, but softer with age. |
| Body Hair | Moderate, well-groomed body hair. Adds to his masculine appeal without being overwhelming. | Minimal, almost no body hair. Very smooth-skinned, polished. | Medium, unmanaged body hair. | Dense, untrimmed body hair. | Dense body hair, untrimmed. | Thick, trimmed body hair, well-kept. | Minimal, well-maintained body hair. |
| Height | 5'11" - 6'1", tall and balanced. | 6'1" - 6'2", slightly taller with a long, lean body. | 5'9" - 5'10", average height but unremarkable physique. | 5'8" - 5'9", shorter and unremarkable in build. | 5'8" - 5'9", average height, not tall. | 6'0", tall with a strong presence. | 6'3" - 6'5", tall, fitting a wealthy, powerful man. |
| Occupation | Professional job, analytical or technical field. Grounded, practical career but allows him to remain fit and stylish. | TikTok influencer, social media star. Makes a living off his looks and social presence. | White-collar, average job, stable but unimpressive. | Middle management, stable, but nothing impressive. | White-collar, service industry, average at best. | White-collar, stable, decently paid job. | Executive, entrepreneur, extremely wealthy. His job fuels his lifestyle. |
| Age | 27-29, youthful but mature, in his prime. | 21-23, young, boyish, and very polished. | 28-30, average age, peers with others. | 28-30, average age, peers with others. | 28-30, average for his age group. | 28-30, still in his prime, fit and confident. | 40-45, much older than the others, but his wealth and power keep him relevant. |
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