official looksmax diet and exercise routine please sticky

[doredrin]

-stop being a bitch
-eat whatever the fuck you want
-play golf

 

[Gandy]

Most people who do that are 58 years old, fat and balding & can't get any female to touch them unless a large amount of money changes hands in which case you might as well go to prostitutes.

Also, Trump did not start out with a small loan of a million dollars. His father transfered him $413 million in assets. Barely self-made?

 

[doredrin]

Most people who do that are 58 years old, fat and balding & can't get any female to touch them unless a large amount of money changes hands in which case you might as well go to prostitutes.

because they forgot the first rule which is not be a bitch

never met someone bald that wasnt a bitch sorry

 

[doredrin]

how you remain lean and swole on this routine:

I'm going to pick up this 40lb boulder and toss it at michael bloomberg like the ogre i am

how you lose you hair thinking you are following this routine:

im going to tweet about pronouns for 14 hours a day and nofap

 

[doredrin]

Trump doesn't need to diet, the cardio he gets from knowing there are 3 dozen active FBI investigations into him is enough.


get on our level son