Offtopic, help me win a goth becky’s heart

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Wow so many responses my oneitis threads always get zero’d

On a serious note just ask her out, girls already know from sec 1 if they’d fuck u
People on this site are retarded I make legit high effort high IQ threads and end up having to bump it to get any fuckers to see it then I make a troll thread that required 1 braincels to make and it blows TF up. I hate users on this fourm
 
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Ask if shed like to get something to eat after your shift and if she says yes ask for her number. Unless she works around there you arent seeing her again tho :feelskek: if you do take it as her going out of her way to see you again and fkn go for it. Prob missed ur chance tho for being a sperg. and next time never break the eye contact first nigga, it eminates beta energy
Isnt ut weird to ask someone ask at work? Ive never cold approached in my life ngl
 
@Xangsane will she push for commitment even if i’m not chad??
Goth girls are a different species. Usually they don't push for commitment.
 
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Wow so many responses my oneitis threads always get zero’d

On a serious note just ask her out, girls already know from sec 1 if they’d fuck u
Do you think it’s worth risking my job for it tho?
 
Goth girls are a different species. Usually they don't push for commitment.
But that’s the only ones i want commitment from
 
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People on this site are retarded I make legit high effort high IQ threads and end up having to bump it to get any fuckers to see it then I make a troll thread that required 1 braincels to make and it blows TF up. I hate users on this fourm
Do you think it’s worth risking my job for it tho?
You won’t lose your job, I have asked out 3 girls at my workplace your fine.
 
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Isnt ut weird to ask someone ask at work? Ive never cold approached in my life ngl
Nah she probably got confidence issues if the bitch is goth, she'll be easy and it's not that weird, idk why you asked if you have a chance if you don't wanna ask her out at work I wouldn't expect to see her again elsewhere
 
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Def gotta try and balance ordinary talk with flirting, and dont act too nice, gotta be playful and tease, especially with these emo bitches. Shit like "nice tattoos dork" or sumn like that. And ask for her number at the next conversation. Go to concerts so you can have that to talk about like "yeah im going to ______ have you hesrd of then?" Or sumn to make you sound like you have a life. This might work idek
@zv1212 the point is should I risk it by finding out where she works and visiting? Bear in mind i’m LTN facially
 
Fuck guys she probably wanted to give me a chance but gave up on me after my low T response
 
stop laughing at me y’all
 
But that’s the only ones i want commitment from
They're often picky about the guy's aesthetics. Maybe it's time to robertsmithmaxx?
 
They're often picky about the guy's aesthetics. Maybe it's time to robertsmithmaxx?
That’s the thing, she’s gonna leave me when she finds a HTN
 
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@zv1212 the point is should I risk it by finding out where she works and visiting? Bear in mind i’m LTN facially
Ltn is below 3psl right?
 
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That’s the thing, she’s gonna leave me when she finds a HTN
This self doubt doesn't benefit you, if that happens so be it. Go for it if you see her again, and finding out where she works? Nigga that's weird don't do that
 
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Below 3 is incel. Ltn is like 3-4 psl imo
Ah ok, it's over for op anyway cuz he cucked out, should still try if you see her tho. You on tinder mogs?
 
@zv1212 the point is should I risk it by finding out where she works and visiting? Bear in mind i’m LTN facially
Maybe dont try and visit her thatll probably come off as creepy, but if you see her again def say hi and make talk. Also you could be HTN to her. Theres girls that are HTB objectvirly and i find them giga stacy, maybe youre her type
 
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Ah ok, it's over for op anyway cuz he cucked out, should still try if you see her tho. You on tinder mogs?
I mog nothing and no one im ugly. But he doesnt sound like he missed out. He will see her again if the universe will have it, and he can try then and not be too cucked. Im perma cucked and ruin chance for myselfall the time
 
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This just happened as I was browsing the other shit thread I made today. Basically I work in retail and I was walking from my workplace to the one across the street (commercial alley in a big city, lots of posh little shops next to one another).

As I’m crossing the street, I cross eyes with the most beautiful mid tier becky haloed by her bleached hair and goth tattoos. She had a retail uniform too, so she must work nearby. I caught her glancing at me and we held contact for 2 seconds until I looked away like a bitch.

I forgot all about it but 10 minutes later she comes into the place where I work (my uniform is quite recognizable) and buys a small item while making basic smalltalk (how’s your day, etc.). I give her the shit for free. Completely lovestruck, I ask for her name, then don’t even listen to her response cause of the hormones in my blood. She asks for mine, says goodbye, and leaves.

Do I have a chance with her offtopic? Usually I don’t mind asking them out like an aspie, but since we both work in the same commercial area, so this pickup would have to be extremely safe and subtle, without me jeopardising my job.
next time you see her ask for her number dawggy
 
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I mog nothing and no one im ugly. But he doesnt sound like he missed out. He will see her again if the universe will have it, and he can try then and not be too cucked. Im perma cucked and ruin chance for myselfall the time
Brootal :lul: I wasn't asking if you mog tho lol I was asking if @Mogpogs is on tinder.
 
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Cut your wrist horizontally, not vertically. You don't wanna die

Dye your hair black

bleach skin

become anorexic

Get ready to slay emos like never before.
Emos and goths are quite different though
 
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This self doubt doesn't benefit you, if that happens so be it. Go for it if you see her again, and finding out where she works? Nigga that's weird don't do that
The NT thing would probably be to forget her JFL
 
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Maybe dont try and visit her thatll probably come off as creepy, but if you see her again def say hi and make talk. Also you could be HTN to her. Theres girls that are HTB objectvirly and i find them giga stacy, maybe youre her type
Thanks, yeah i’ll just forget about her for now. Maybe she likes that i’m sadboymaxxed
 
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That's an excuse for being a pussy :ogre: stop that shit
But I thought you said I shouldnt visit her lol? If she comes to me i’ll always talk to her
 
I mog nothing and no one im ugly. But he doesnt sound like he missed out. He will see her again if the universe will have it, and he can try then and not be too cucked. Im perma cucked and ruin chance for myselfall the time
Brootal :lul: I wasn't asking if you mog tho lol I was asking if @Mogpogs is on tinder.
I was but this girl gave me attitude and I had no other matches so I deleted it. I do a lot better IRL with IOIs, idk why.
 
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But I thought you said I shouldnt visit her lol? If she comes to me i’ll always talk to her
Yeah I thought you were saying you weren't gonna ask her out if she came by, ye just don't stalk her lol
 
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I was but this girl gave me attitude and I had no other matches so I deleted it. I do a lot better IRL with IOIs, idk why.
IRL iois will lead to less flakey girls and higher quality ones. I get no iois so im stuck with low quality online whores when i do rarely find them
 
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Yeah I thought you were saying you weren't gonna ask her out if she came by, ye just don't stalk her lol
Actually you could stalk her but don't make it obvious and don't confront her anywhere but at your work or if it's natural in a random store or some shit
 
Yeah I thought you were saying you weren't gonna ask her out if she came by, ye just don't stalk her lol
The problem is if I dont she probably wont come to me again after that cringe performance lol
 
IRL iois will lead to less flakey girls and higher quality ones. I get no iois so im stuck with low quality online whores when i do rarely find them
You get laid off tinder? Chad
 
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People on this site are retarded I make legit high effort high IQ threads and end up having to bump it to get any fuckers to see it then I make a troll thread that required 1 braincels to make and it blows TF up. I hate users on this fourm
:O they can sense I need help more than u
 
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You get laid off tinder? Chad
I have 2 lays off tinder, 1 off hinge. Others were from non OLD. Most my lays are non OLD but zero are from cold approach :feelswhy:
 
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I have 2 lays off tinder, 1 off hinge. Others were from non OLD. Most my lays are non OLD but zero are from cold approach :feelswhy:
Same I can’t even imagine cold approachiing someone on the street JFL :feelswah:
 
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The problem is if I dont she probably wont come to me again after that cringe performance lol
I mean you could do a bit of stalking it may actually make it more natural, but don't show up to her job if you do, follow her a bit and walk into the same store as her, try not to make it obvious you're there for her and put yourself in a position to get noticed without actually confronting her. Then say "oh hi i met the other day at work, how you doing?" Then talk for a bit and reintroduce yourself and say "would you like to get some dinner with me tonight?"
 
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:O they can sense I need help more than u
Lmfao @ this cope my existence to women is to be cockteased literally I have 0 fucking dopamine anymore they are time wasters. So close yet so far sums up how women are towards me they have the nerve to start convos with me BUT THEN refuse to meet or ghost 👻 demons. At least women don’t waste your time they just leave you be I’d rather have 0 women speak to me that way I won’t get my hopes up and be dissapointed. It’s even worse being in my position :feelswhy: and then fuckers wonder why I’m mysogonistic
 
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Lmfao @ this cope my existence to women is to be cockteased literally I have 0 fucking dopamine anymore they are time wasters. So close yet so far sums up how women are towards me they have the nerve to start convos with me BUT THEN refuse to meet or ghost 👻 demons. At least women don’t waste your time they just leave you be I’d rather have 0 women speak to me that way I won’t get my hopes up and be dissapointed. It’s even worse being in my position :feelswhy: and then fuckers wonder why I’m mysogonistic
You loterally get bitches fingering themselves to you. Literally all you need to do to get laid is to travel for an hour larper
 
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You loterally get bitches fingering themselves to you. Literally all you need to do to get laid is to travel for an hour larper
And still no P in V :hnghn::hnghn::hnghn: that should tell you all you need to know about me. Despite this shit I still can’t get laid
 
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I mean you could do a bit of stalking it may actually make it more natural, but don't show up to her job if you do, follow her a bit and walk into the same store as her, try not to make it obvious you're there for her and put yourself in a position to get noticed without actually confronting her. Then say "oh hi i met the other day at work, how you doing?" Then talk for a bit and reintroduce yourself and say "would you like to get some dinner with me tonight?"
To all, Just to clarify, she thinks that I know where she works because she told me. She also told me her name but I completely did not register any of those things.

So if I did show up, she might think i’m there to get free shit (her place of work and mine have a deal where we give each other shit, that’s why I gave her the shit for free, she never tried to pay because it’s implied things are free between us). That’s why I thought she came into my work cause of me (literally never seen her try to get free shit before). Although it could be mental gymnastics.

I keep seeing people dressed like her going around the corner, presumably where she works. It hurts knowing my whore princess is so close, yet so far.
 
And still no P in V :hnghn::hnghn::hnghn: that should tell you all you need to know about me. Despite this shit I still can’t get laid
Just cause youre aspie doesn’t mean you can’t get hoes.
 
oh boy. the girthy dick she must be taking. shoving in and out of her holes
 
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Your aspie so you cannnot get hoes literal mentalcel and standsrdcel and locationcel rolled into one the worst fate to befallen any man
 
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