Old lady at grocery store called me cute

[Slayer]

Call me gilf slayer nigga

Spoiler

my life is a joke lmfao

 

[incelincel]

and then you woke up

 

[Slayer]

and then you woke up

Literally just happened i was buying booze sushi and pizza now about to put pizza in oven

 

[MLP]

went to the gas station and got free shit multiple time by foid cashiers, don’t know if it was luck or looks

 

[Slayer]

went to the gas station and got free shit multiple time by foid cashiers, don’t know if it was luck or looks

Starbucks drive thru girls would do that to me sometimes too idk

 

[MLP]

Starbucks drive thru girls would do that to me sometimes too idk

Slayer, indeed.

 

[ineonx]

Call me gilf slayer nigga

Spoiler

my life is a joke lmfao

Happens to me sometimes also but I'm like MTN