One of my slays broke the couch

[goat2x]

Still remember like it was tomorrow,

we arrived at the party this fat fucking landwhale sat on the couch and we heard a loud cracking noise she got up

and the couch was bent in like a motherfucker, i thought her ass swallowed the broken wood first or sum shit

too bad daddy goat2x was drunk as shit so he decided to slay this psl 2 ugly gorilla

i still have ptsd from the black hole i didnt even cum or anything i just went to sleep after 2 minutes, it was disguisting

i have no standards

 

[Shrek2OnDvD]

 

[goat2x]

@looksmaxxer234 my requirement was lower than @kjsbdfiusdf 's

you can imagine

 

[Deleted member 11414]

Shitcubes me

 

[mogstar]

Mirin your standards

 

[goat2x]

Mirin your standards

this was in 2019

i was even more autsitic then

 

[mogstar]

this was in 2019

i was even more autsitic then

Have u managed to fuck good looking girls since then ?

 

[goat2x]

Have u managed to fuck good looking girls since then ?

my good looking girl is subhuman according t o your chad standards

 

[Deleted member 9819]

at least she wasn't literally deformed like my first kiss jfl

 

[Deleted member 11748]

first and last slay

 

[Tony]

did u get good blowjob

 

[Growth Plate]

superphysiological levels of t

 

[Deleted member 11758]

at least you never fisted a fat bitch while she was on her period

 

[goat2x]

first and last slay

mogs you

turbo kkhhvvv

 

[mogstar]

my good looking girl is subhuman according t o your chad standards

Im nowhere near chad jfl

 

[goat2x]

did u get good blowjob

No, the bitch wsas drunk too

so im glad she porbably would have eaten my penis

 

[goat2x]

at least she wasn't literally deformed like my first kiss jfl

cope you mog


you slay petite blondes ive seen it stop humble brag

 

[AsGoodAsItGets]

Still remember like it was tomorrow,

we arrived at the party this fat fucking landwhale sat on the couch and we heard a loud cracking noise she got up

and the couch was bent in like a motherfucker, i thought her ass swallowed the broken wood first or sum shit

too bad daddy goat2x was drunk as shit so he decided to slay this psl 2 ugly gorilla

i still have ptsd from the black hole i didnt even cum or anything i just went to sleep after 2 minutes, it was disguisting

i have no standards

Netter yo have low standards than be too high standrd high inhib

 

[Deleted member 11748]

mogs you

Posts26,842Reputation60,155

 

[Deleted member 2214]

The couch just couldn't handle that plus sized queen

 

[goat2x]

Posts26,842Reputation60,155

Your on right track to surpass me keep going chad

 

[goat2x]

The couch just couldn't handle that plus sized queen

sexist couch

 

[goat2x]

@Warlow day in a life of bottom feeding creature

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

Still remember like it was tomorrow,

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

The couch just couldn't handle that plus sized queen

I can confirm, I was the couch

 

[Warlow]

@Warlow day in a life of bottom feeding creature

I see you are suffering from nigger semen intoxication

 

[goat2x]

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underrated poetry writer

 

[Deleted member 9003]

 

[Deleted member 756]

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Nice
Why are you so obsessed with me though?

 

[Deleted member 9003]

Nice
Why are you so obsessed with me though?

Because you’re chad

 

[Deleted member 756]

Because you’re chad

Cool

 

[Lihito]

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Is this London Villie HAAHHAHAHA
He unironicaly slay moggs this whole forum