One week until my final ascension attempt

Zelenskyiv

Zelenskyiv

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I’m so fucking nervous. This will make or break me… I cannot finish college and reach 25 still being a virgin (excluding prostitutes). Fuckkkk. Got my viagra and cialis ready so no excuses about muh whiskey dick or whatnot. It’s now or never.


@vinn98 wish me luck bro
 
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You’re 24 ?
 
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Did it ever start?
 
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you going to a party or something?
 
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23 and no slays? its over
 
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Try everything. Night clubs and dating apps. Friends of friends would be good too. If that doesn't ascend you, I don't know what will.
 
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Try everything. Night clubs and dating apps. Friends of friends would be good too. If that doesn't ascend you, I don't know what will.
I don’t get shit off apps but I generally get approached at leasts once each time I go clubbing with a girl showing clear interest like starting the convo with telling me i’m good looking etc
 
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I’m so fucking nervous. This will make or break me… I cannot finish college and reach 25 still being a virgin (excluding prostitutes). Fuckkkk. Got my viagra and cialis ready so no excuses about muh whiskey dick or whatnot. It’s now or never.


@vinn98 wish me luck bro

This is my biggest fear of reaching 23 without my father Chad genetics:feelswhy:
 

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I will be in ecstasy if you ascend. It would be inspirational. How have you improved yourself so far?
 
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Drink more and be a man. You should approach the girls
I get nowhere with girls who approach me and basically ask to fuck, so I doubt i’d get anywhere with girls who aren’t even physically attracted enough to approach me. But yeah i’ll probably try approaching too.
I will be in ecstasy if you ascend. It would be inspirational. How have you improved yourself so far?
i leanmaxxed since March and I guess I get more desperate with age which helps overcome autism (in theory).
 
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I get nowhere with girls who approach me and basically ask to fuck, so I doubt i’d get anywhere with girls who aren’t even physically attracted enough to approach me. But yeah i’ll probably try approaching too.
Good theory. My advice is just to actually take the initiative and fuck them. When you’re in bed with then YOU have to make the moves. I wish you the best of luck man. You got this!
 
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i leanmaxxed since March and I guess I get more desperate with age which helps overcome autism (in theory).
Nothing else? Only leanmaxing? If there's nothing else to softmax about yourself, autism is the only thing holding you down.
 
from the way I talk?
No the thread you linked sounded like a really autistic experience. I used to be sperg around foids too for a small amount of time. But i learned to imitate neuro typical people.
 
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Nothing else? Only leanmaxing? If there's nothing else to softmax about yourself, autism is the only thing holding you down.
I mean there’s nothing wrong with me physically, got lazy with gymcelling so i’ll spend the next year bloatmaxxing to put on decent muscle which is another reason why I gotta ascend now to keep me going. I look good enough to consistently get approached by random girls and fags and get told i’m good looking and I got rated htn - chad on lookism.

Good theory. My advice is just to actually take the initiative and fuck them. When you’re in bed with then YOU have to make the moves. I wish you the best of luck man. You got this!
Thanks bro. I’ll be abroad so I won’t ever see those people again so hopefully this will make me lower inhib
 
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The best way to become NT is to have NT friends and just completely copy their behaviour.
 
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And also just practice social skills. Just engage in more communication and conversations with strangers and you will get more NT
 
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You know what clubs to go to?
 
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Dude you can go to escorts in Prague for like 40 euros.
 
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You know what clubs to go to?
Yes, I appreciate it.

Dude you can go to escorts in Prague for like 40 euros.
I can go to escorts here too lol, that's not the point. If I have to pay, it doesn't count. It was fun when I started as a teenager but now it's just depressing honestly.

And also just practice social skills. Just engage in more communication and conversations with strangers and you will get more NT
You underestimate just how non-NT I am. I get NTmogged by legit autists. I'm the ultimate abused dog basically.
 
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You underestimate just how non-NT I am. I get NTmogged by legit autists. I'm the ultimate abused dog basically
Yeah there are always different levels to being autistic. Anyways, wish you the best buddy boyo
 
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Dude you can go to escorts in Prague for like 40 euros.
Also I tried escortcelling in EE, but it was shit. Called up this cute 18yo Ukrainian slut and she told me to go to her apartment which turned out to be a brothel full of 40+ fat women, obviously she wasn't even there. One of them even asked me to buy her a 100e beer and I asked if that's included in the price of sex and she said no
 
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Good luck man
 
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Yes, I appreciate it.


I can go to escorts here too lol, that's not the point. If I have to pay, it doesn't count. It was fun when I started as a teenager but now it's just depressing honestly.


You underestimate just how non-NT I am. I get NTmogged by legit autists. I'm the ultimate abused dog basically.
What are you going to do if you literally see me cold approaching in one of those clubs? 😂
 
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I’d have to approach you ngl
You can't put so much importance on just one vacation though. You need to learn to go clubbing where you live, or if it sucks then move someplace with good night life.

I'm going to test myself by going sober again. I tried it before and I actually approached, but I couldn't escalate. If I can learn to ESCALATE while sober it means there is no limit to how often I can go clubbing, and then wake up feeling fresh and ready to go clubbing the next night.
 
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I’m so fucking nervous. This will make or break me… I cannot finish college and reach 25 still being a virgin (excluding prostitutes). Fuckkkk. Got my viagra and cialis ready so no excuses about muh whiskey dick or whatnot. It’s now or never.


@vinn98 wish me luck bro
Ur 25 nigga its finished

after 12 and still virgin = over
 
You can't put so much importance on just one vacation though. You need to learn to go clubbing where you live, or if it sucks then move someplace with good night life.

I'm going to test myself by going sober again. I tried it before and I actually approached, but I couldn't escalate. If I can learn to ESCALATE while sober it means there is no limit to how often I can go clubbing, and then wake up feeling fresh and ready to go clubbing the next night.
Overall I don’t really enjoy clubbing that much anymore. I did before but not really now. I wouldn’t go here because like I said it’s mostly full of highschoolers and low class trash and it’ll be another while before I can move out. I still have a year of college left and job opportunities aren’t looking amazing.

I think once I ascend i’ll give up on women. Just want to be able to say that I had unpaid sex.
Next year will be spent on bloatmaxxing and gymcelling anyway. This is the last time i’ll be lean for a while so no opportunities during that time.

Ur 25 nigga its finished

after 12 and still virgin = over
based ESL
 

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