(Oneitis) please give me advice

[yoshisand]

She wants you to follow her home

The Smiths is such a good fucking band fuckkkk rope emoji rope emojii

 

[yoshisand]

Since your autistic I will give you steps that's easy to understand
1. Excuse me My name is ____
2. 'I wanted to introduce myself I saw you over there I thought you were pretty/gorgeous pick one.
3. Take my phone number
If she looks at you pretty often in a non angry way then she probably likes you I say take that risk before you get cucked
Say this. It's simple
You must know that everything else besides looks is cope so that slightly better grades teacher thing is cope

I can't stress this enough GIVE HER YOUR PHONE NUMBER

 

[Toad]

Nigga shut the fuck up this is smooth using pick up line and trying to ACT smooth is CORNY AS HELLL. plus how long do you think OP can maintain this smooth act before it all falls down

You don't have to use a pick up line. Just ask her a normal question that's pertinent. "Hey, did you finish the assignment?" or "What do you think about class?". Somthing like that, then you take it from there. That's enough to gauge whether or not she's interested

 

[yoshisand]

You don't have to use a pick up line. Just ask her a normal question that's pertinent. "Hey, did you finish the assignment?" or "What do you think about class?". Somthing like that, then you take it from there. That's enough to gauge whether or not she's interested

Nigga he doesn't want to be her friend no need to think basic be direct go towards the goal bullshitting is the polar opposite and wastes time YOU NEED TO GO TOWARDS GOAL THIS IS THE MOST EFFICIENT WAY

 

[Toad]

Nigga he doesn't want to be her friend no need to think basic be direct go towards the goal bullshitting is the polar opposite and wastes time YOU NEED TO GO TOWARDS GOAL THIS IS THE MOST EFFICIENT WAY

I've done this tons of times with good results. You're going into a narcy rage

 

[yoshisand]

I did this tons of times with good results. You're going into a narcy rage

Yeah well guess what no matter what method he uses if he looks good enough it wouldn't matter. So why not try my method the DIRECT method the no bullshitting the no alterior motives trying to escalate it from friends to lovers way. That's why my way is the more superior way because it's direct efficient and quick to get over her if he fails

 

[yoshisand]

I've done this tons of times with good results. You're going into a narcy rage

Also my methods work as well jfll

 

[Toad]

Yeah well guess what no matter what method he uses if he looks good enough it wouldn't matter. So why not try my method the DIRECT method the no bullshitting the no alterior motives trying to escalate it from friends to lovers way. That's why my way is the more superior way because it's direct efficient and quick to get over her if he fails

That only works if you're cute, plus you have to be even more sly than just "Hey, my name is whatever". Don't even say you're name lol, just say something relevant and then be like "Dang, not gone lie you're bad af, can I get your number?"

 

[yoshisand]

That only works if you're cute, plus you have to be even more sly than just "Hey, my name is whatever". Don't even say you're name lol, just say something relevant and then be like "Dang, not gone lie you're bad af, can I get your number?"

You don't need to be a con artist to get a girls phone number

 

[narex054]

shy ig )

 

[yoshisand]

That only works if you're cute, plus you have to be even more sly than just "Hey, my name is whatever". Don't even say you're name lol, just say something relevant and then be like "Dang, not gone lie you're bad af, can I get your number?"

Nigger what the fuck is this dang not gon lie you bad af can I get your number nigger this is why we got lynched back in the day I'm assuming your black because you said this to me BRO THIS IS WHYYY. WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO BE A CON ARTIST MY WAY IS THE EFFICENT WAY

 

[Toad]

You don't need to be a con artist to get a girls phone number

Yah, but you don't want to be a robot either. Trust me it's easy to get any girls number

 

[Toad]

Nigger what the fuck is this dang not gon lie you bad af can I get your number nigger this is why we got lynched back in the day I'm assuming your black because you said this to me BRO THIS IS WHYYY. WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO BE A CON ARTIST MY WAY IS THE EFFICENT WAY

I'm latino lil bro

 

[narex054]

The situation:

- We went to the same school for 12 years
- we never really talked
- she talkes little (shy ig )
- she's short and cute -> my type
- I found her address, lives very near
- (I kinda stalk her )
- Did masses at our catholic church
- Wants to become a teacher -> leftist?
- has slightly better grades than me (over)
- she looks at me pretty often
(am I schizo?)

I need a professional analysis guys.
She might become the Queen of Mumbai

She wants you bro


Who is the best love doctor here?

@REGULUS
@marshadow
@cowboy
@R1PPer

Wait…m not even on tag list.
U’ll not receive my wise advice.
Dnr

 

[yoshisand]

I'm latino lil bro

Oh yeah one of the two options go figure. Hm a robot how is this robotic saying excuse me showing courtesy for the girl
Introducing yourself (the girls mind is like who does this guy think he is? All the other guys ask me to introduce myself but this guy didn't what the fuck?)
Giving her my phone number all the other guys get the low ground asking her for her number begging basically but when you give her your phone number you come from a higher ground your the Superior one your the prize breaking everything in her feeble mind

 

[Toad]

Oh yeah one of the two options go figure. Hm a robot how is this robotic saying excuse me showing courtesy for the girl
Introducing yourself (the girls mind is like who does this guy think he is? All the other guys ask me to introduce myself but this guy didn't what the fuck?)
Giving her my phone number all the other guys get the low ground asking her for her number begging basically but when you give her your phone number you come from a higher ground your the Superior one your the prize breaking everything in her feeble mind

 

[yoshisand]

I'm telling you if you don't have a gf this is the quickest way to find out if a woman is interested in you or not they will take your number if they really want to

 

[thales20]

- has slightly better grades than me (over)

Ropemaxx

 

[Volksstaffel]

Wait…m not even on tag list.
U’ll not receive my wise advice.
Dnr

 

[Xyn]

Practice with me, just pretend that I'm her

Why are you such a good person? @Volksstaffel volky its your turn

 

[Volksstaffel]

Practice with me, just pretend that I'm her

I'll decline this offer.
Thanks tho

 

[kenthedollone]

The situation:

- We went to the same school for 12 years
- we never really talked
- she talkes little (shy ig )
- she's short and cute -> my type
- I found her address, lives very near
- (I kinda stalk her )
- Did masses at our catholic church
- Wants to become a teacher -> leftist?
- has slightly better grades than me (over)
- she looks at me pretty often
(am I schizo?)

I need a professional analysis guys.
She might become the Queen of Mumbai

The fact you gotta make this post is crazy it’s over

 

[Volksstaffel]

The fact you gotta make this post is crazy it’s over

Hey pal, shut it

 

[fluxx]

The situation:

- We went to the same school for 12 years
- we never really talked
- she talkes little (shy ig )
- she's short and cute -> my type
- I found her address, lives very near
- (I kinda stalk her )
- Did masses at our catholic church
- Wants to become a teacher -> leftist?
- has slightly better grades than me (over)
- she looks at me pretty often
(am I schizo?)

I need a professional analysis guys.
She might become the Queen of Mumbai

send a pic of her and a pic of you and ill tell u everything

 

[Volksstaffel]

The situation:

- We went to the same school for 12 years
- we never really talked
- she talkes little (shy ig )
- she's short and cute -> my type
- I found her address, lives very near
- (I kinda stalk her )
- Did masses at our catholic church
- Wants to become a teacher -> leftist?
- has slightly better grades than me (over)
- she looks at me pretty often
(am I schizo?)

I need a professional analysis guys.
She might become the Queen of Mumbai

@Copeamongcopers

 

[Copeamongcopers]

12 years yet you didn’t really talk w her. That’s probably why she’s staring quite often JFL I do that to people who I don’t really interact but have known for years.

Ts brutal tho. 12 years..? are you serious? And you guys aren’t even friends yet? Stand up nigga