Orange juice debloats your face

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A litre of pure orange juice has 450 mgs of potassium.

Drink 2.5 litres the moment you wake up along with 5 half boiled eggs.

Today when I woke up my face was bloated. After drinking a litre of orange juice, it debloated.

Also put an ice pack on your face for 15 mins the moment you wake up.

ALSO GUYS YOU NEED FRUCTOSE TO PRODUCE TESTOSTERONE. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE SUGAR.
 
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Interesting, what is the purpose of "debloating" your face?
 
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orange juice contains almost as much sugar as cola
 
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A cartoon of orange juice has more sugar than a twix bar itself
 
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Thats nice but you have to realize that it will do a few more bad things than it does good. Make sure to check the sugar levels on them bottles bro, otherwise your belly is going to be bloated not your face at the rate you drinking that stuff.
 
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Interesting. How would you define a "troll", and why would you assume that I am one?
You talk like youre 65+ and living in a torture chamber in siberia and just got access to the real world
You mental?
Like whydyou not know why debloating would be a good thing
Its common sense if anything
 
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You talk like youre 65+ and living in a torture chamber in siberia and just got access to the real world
You mental?
Like whydyou not know why debloating would be a good thing
Its common sense if anything
"Interesting, and why do you suppose it would be 'common-sense'?"
 
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You talk like youre 65+ and living in a torture chamber in siberia and just got access to the real world
You mental?
Like whydyou not know why debloating would be a good thing
Its common sense if anything
Interesting thoughts, it would be interesting having you as a subject for research on human thought and behavior.
And why would "debloating" be common sense? Isn't facial volume a characteristic resembling youth?
 
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That's collagen.
Interesting, I would assume that that is fat padding, and that "bloating" could be a interpreted as such. Collagen mainly gives elasticity and texture as far as I know.
 
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Kys if youre not taking 10g of pure potassium chloride
 
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You guys are retarded sugar doesn't cause bloat salt does
 
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The ability to type does not make you intelligent
 
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fasting + just eating 1-2 bananas + nettle and/or green tea also debloats like crazy
 
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A litre of pure orange juice has 450 mgs of potassium.

Drink 2.5 litres the moment you wake up along with 5 half boiled eggs.

Today when I woke up my face was bloated. After drinking a litre of orange juice, it debloated.

Also put an ice pack on your face for 15 mins the moment you wake up.

ALSO GUYS YOU NEED FRUCTOSE TO PRODUCE TESTOSTERONE. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE SUGAR.
Thanks for advice
 
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this guy must be a troll :lul:
Surprised Nicolas Cage GIF
 
Thanks for advice
im testing it rn and it appears it is working...... my fellow 2023 join dater tik tok cels, please try it...it WILL change your life fast :Comfy:
 
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The ability to type does not make you intelligent
it does actually.......the more you post the higher the IQ.......i mean just look at @Xangsane .......do you need any more proof?
@Primalsplit @ReadBooksEveryday @Ai Impact @AlexBrown84
 
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