Papabakvet's Niche guide

[Deleted member 6873]

Bro ngl this is some lifefuel I just need to weirdmaxx but jfl @ my life I am not even close to being niche

Ngl i've always been nichemaxxed lol i had long hair my entire life. But fr i've seen so many girl's mogging their boyfriend at metal shows

This is a really good thread.
I tried metalmaxxing once but the food didn't know the bands I listen to, gotta try with those bands.

Yeah they're good Amon Amarth was my first ever metal concert (last year)

 

[Bewusst]

No trying to fit in for my face

 

[Deleted member 6873]

No trying to fit in for my face

You didnt even look that bad in your last AVI with your face on it tbh

 

[Bewusst]

You didnt even look that bad in your last AVI with your face on it tbh

Why would you want to fit into a certain category? I mean, if metal or whatever is your true passion and lifestyle - go for it - but doing so just to somehow fit into society or to attract the opposite sex is the wrong way imo. You still got to be authentic imo.

 

[Deleted member 6873]

Why would you want to fit into a certain category? I mean, if metal or whatever is your true passion and lifestyle - go for it - but doing so just to somehow fit into society or to attract the opposite sex is the wrong way imo. You still got to be authentic imo.

I agree with you. But an average guy who just wants go get laid can profit from nichemaxxing.
While i agree that authenticity is very important some guys just care about getting laid.

And imo metalhead isnt really fitting in society haha

 

[Bewusst]

I agree with you. But an average guy who just wants go get laid can profit from nichemaxxing.
While i agree that authenticity is very important some guys just care about getting laid.

And imo metalhead isnt really fitting in society haha

1. Yes but women can sense your insecurity and desperation and whether you‘re fake (which is extremely unattractive) or not
2. „Nichemaxxing“ is still trying to fit into certain groups in society, although smaller, non-mainstream ones.

 

[Deleted member 6873]

1. Yes but women can sense your insecurity and desperation and whether you‘re fake (which is extremely unattractive) or not
2. „Nichemaxxing“ is still trying to fit into certain groups in society, although smaller, non-mainstream ones.

Can't disagree with that tbh.

 

[JizzFarmer]

I'd want to metalmaxx but I listen to all the psychedelic progressive mindfuckery bands like Meshuggah, Tool and Gojira which wouldn't work in a scene that's now dominated by all this gay emocore shit.

 

[TeenagePharmacy]

I'd want to metalmaxx but I listen to all the psychedelic progressive mindfuckery bands like Meshuggah, Tool and Gojira which wouldn't work in a scene that's now dominated by all this gay emocore shit.

Try powermetal. It’s not great, but very popular and not gay.

 

[Deleted member 6873]

I'd want to metalmaxx but I listen to all the psychedelic progressive mindfuckery bands like Meshuggah, Tool and Gojira which wouldn't work in a scene that's now dominated by all this gay emocore shit.

Mirin music taste, if it wasnt for anal19 i would've seen Gojira live.

 

[JizzFarmer]

Mirin music taste, if it wasnt for anal19 i would've seen Gojira live.

How popular are Tool and Gojira in Europe? I know Meshuggah is well-respected there.

 

[Deleted member 6873]

How popular are Tool and Gojira in Europe? I know Meshuggah is well-respected there.

Idk about Tool, but Gojira is eh. It's only well known and respected by people who listen to it.
Thing with metalmaxxing is, the hardest thing is finding those women tbh. Cause festivals and concerts are kinda our best bet lol

 

[JizzFarmer]

Idk about Tool, but Gojira is eh. It's only well known and respected by people who listen to it.
Thing with metalmaxxing is, the hardest thing is finding those women tbh. Cause festivals and concerts are kinda our best bet lol

I mean among the metal community, your average foid in the USA or Australia doesn't know shit about Meshuggah jfl.

 

[Chadologue]

Good thread I'd like to add Arctic Monkeys to the bands every arthoes seem to love

Also The Beatles, Tame Impala and David Bowie to a lesser extent

 

[Deleted member 6873]

I mean among the metal community, your average foid in the USA or Australia doesn't know shit about Meshuggah jfl.

Oh yeah it's well known.

 

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very legit tbh, used to emo/scenemaxx back in middle school when it was still a popular thing and got gfs off that despite being very avg looking

 

[Deleted member 6873]

very legit tbh, used to emo/scenemaxx back in middle school when it was still a popular thing and got gfs off that despite being very avg looking

Agreed, it's a very good way for avg guys to get more chances.

 

[mysterycel]

Nichemaxx comes with big risk, the girls in these scenes usually are very low value with lots of mental illness

 

[Descartes]

I'd want to metalmaxx but I listen to all the psychedelic progressive mindfuckery bands like Meshuggah, Tool and Gojira which wouldn't work in a scene that's now dominated by all this gay emocore shit.

Those aren't bands that every pleb listens to but are very well respected among cultered metalheads, anyway foids who like metal usually listen to basic bands or bad ones but I don't think that would lower your chances. The hardest part would be finding a female that likes metal AND is also high quality (beyond looks) because most of them dress like they have no idea they are women and have zero femeninity and manners

 

[eduardkoopman]

Need to add niches:

1. Golddiggers niche

2. Preppy Girls niche

Gym-girls

 

[Deleted member 6191]

What if I’m an ogre

 

[Deleted member 7509]

i only listen to synthwave jfl

 

[TimmyAshan1]

Fourth niche: Hippie

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First of all, no right wingers here. Hippies are left wing so if you're very rightwing and/or despise leftwingers this niche isn't for you.

For music, any psychedelic or old school hippie ish music will suffice. No list here cause it isn't quite my expertise.

Dresscode: Ripped or old shaggy jeans, flannels. Basically dressing like a hipster to some degree.
Hair: long hair, straight all the way up to curly, it doesn't matter and hell it can even look somewhat unkempt cause they're hippies lol.


Again i left out certain niches cause they're way harder to become like Satanism, Witchcraft etc.

Gonna tag some based and big pp users here:

@Patrick Baitman @DutchPrettyBoy @Danish_Retard @Yuyevon @20Nobragger01 @Julius @Chad1212 @Htobrother @Nisse @Patrick Baitman @Chadeep @Reoa @MoeZart @JackSparrow

Here’s advice for those who want to nichemax towards hippie/boho girls for festivals. Just some basic nichemaxxing is great to set you apart from the thousands of other 'festival NPCs'. I've already had some hookups myself at festivals with basic nichemaxxing. You don't have to be perfect, but just better than 90% of the 'background NPCs' who show up with dad-bods, boring clothing, zero vibe and look like 'lost tourists'.

• Do NOT wear any sort of basic outfits and especially nothing with a logo/brand on it.
• Preferably you want to wear linen. Do NOT buy 'boho clothing' from your H&M or whatever, you want to buy stuff from festival stalls.
• Regarding jewellery, you want to get beads/wristlaces and amulets/necklaces. Make sure that there is synergy/coherence between them. Don't show up with psytrance glow-in-the-dark beads on one arm, a bone/wooden necklace and obsidian beads on your other arm.
• Grow your hair long, at least shoulder-length. If you’re a Norwoodcel like me you can either go for a hair system / wig even if just for festivals (I’ve recently gotten my hair system, I’ll do comprehensive testing at multi-day festivals, but it did survive a single-day festival already) or headwraps/bandanas can work too. If you're going for the bald route, you must have a solid beard to back it up.
• Lean down to 11-12% bodyfat; do not go down to 8-9%. Don't do 'gymbro bulk'. You want to look like you can chop firewood, not like you can benchpress 2x your own bodyweight.
• Barefoot/sandals whenever possible especially at festivals.
• Don't neglect skincare and hydration.
• Learn any sort of flow arts, or at the very least have flowy movement. Poi, flow stars or staff spinning can work wonders.
• Tattoos/piercings help a lot; especially septum piercings and spiritual/abstract tattoos.
• Regarding scent, do not wear any sort of deoderant or axe body spray; use essential oil tinctures. Against sweating, use antiperspirant or something; preferably without any/minimal smell.
• When approaching girls, do NOT open with 'whats your name?' or whatever. You can just directly make eye contact, smile and grab their hand. If you do have to say an opener, keep it more mystical, such as 'whats your element?' or 'are you a witch or fairy?'.
• When dancing, do not go 'frat bro instant grind mode'. Much of grinding/dancing can be extremely sexual, but it's less like 'frat bro dry humping' but more a mix of tantric dance, ecstatic dance, acroyoga and contact improv. Some of those girls can get EXTREMELY sexual on the dancefloor under the guise of 'tantric/spiritual connection'.

Also some slight updates on what I just said after getting some more into the scene

• I've looked at well over 40 hours of festival footage, the vast majority of other guys are NOT moggers at all! Both in looks (many are high bf, poor posture, weak chins/jaw, unremarkable facial features), style (they dress like 'generic normies' with no accessories, put on regular deoderant instead of essential oil tinctures) and behaviour (standing around like passive betas instead of approaching girls directly).
• Ecstatic dance sessions are goldmines for finding girls like this. There is usually a 2:5 M:F ratio, and as long as you dance well (more referring to expressive movement and being in your own element rather than 'being a good dancer'), you will get girls to notice you. And when you dance with girls; you can actually go REALLY crazy with them! I literally had a girl roll on the floor with me while wrestling, playfighting and we eventually made out and did heavy grinding
• Full moon ceremonies/parties are where their craziness is dailed up to 11. Take everything I've said about ecstatic dance, add tiredness and drugs to the mix and their superstition that 'the full moon means that we can go crazy', and you have a recipe for horniness.
• On dating apps like Hinge/Feeld (or IRL) you can literally open with 'Are you a witch, nymph or a fairy? What's your element?', and girls will eat that shit up!
• Not sure if I made this clear, but at festivals many girls will NOT reject you at all; and when they dance with you at 11PM-4AM, they can get really freaky. I literally had a girl put her hands under my shirt, drag me to a nearby bench and 'force' me to massage her and get on top of her while she undressed.

Stuff that matters more than normal in this niche:

• Bodyfat and lean frame: Unlike ‘mainstream chad maxing’, it’s not really that important to be built like a ‘tank’ or anything like that; you want to look like “I can chop firewood for the camp and carry you on my back”. Not “I benchpress 2x my own bodyweight every morning”.
• Eye area / expression: Having positive canthal tilt is great for this niche, but unlike ‘Chad hunter eyes’, you want to have ‘shamanic healer eyes’ here; larger eyes with positive canthal tilt and expressiveness are amazing.
• Skin clarity: You can use retinol and exfoliation to get a ‘glass skin’. But in any case, you do NOT want any sort of blemishes or redness on your skin at all. If you have acne, get it treated ASAP.
• Hair: As I’ve mentioned before, you want to have long healthy hair. This signals “I am not a boring normie” and shows tactile movement. If you are balding, just shave it all off and go for either henna tattoos (to be a ‘grounded mystic’), headwraps to simulate movement or hair systems (I'm still testing to see if they work at festivals; I will update accordingly based on my findings). Dreadlocks extensions can also work, but only really at festivals.
• Vibe / behaviour: This is very difficult to explain, but any sort of ‘alpha bro’ behaviour gets shut down instantly. You want to give the impression that “I am one of you, I understand your world and your ideals”. Not “I am a high status alpha bro and I mog everybody here”.

Stuff that does not matter as much in this niche:

• Height: While being taller is always an advantage, there isn't a major obsession with height here. Ideally 5'10-6'3 is the 'golden zone'. I've actually seen guys get rejected for being too tall in this scene.
• Money: Many of these girls are anti-commercialism and see money as vain. Of course having more money always helps to buy more clothing, tattoos, ect, but being a rich billionaire isn't as big of a deal here.
• Status: This is more with regards to mainstream status. Your amount of instagram followers/likes or whatever does not matter that much. However, your 'in person status' can help a lot. If you're known as 'the guy who helps set up the camp' or 'the guy with the essential oil tinctures', or 'the flow artist', you can still get a boost from that.
• Muscle: I'm not saying that muscle does not matter at all, it obviously helps. However, as I mentioned before these girls do not care too much if you can benchpress 400lbs or not. You'll just look like 'another generic gymbro'.
• Perfect facial symmetry: Of course having better symmetry helps, but having small flaws with regards to your symmetry isn't a major dealbreaker here. This doesn't mean that you shouldn't fix failos (in my case, I had an alar sidewall concavity due to a cleft lip, and I've recently fixed it).

Now, would Chad absolutely mog the entire festival if he did show up? Absolutely! But in my 40 hours of festival footage, I did not see a single Chad, Chadlite or even HTN at all!
Once again, you do NOT need to be a Chad to enter or hook up in this scene at all! As long as you don't come across like 'faking spirituality and lifestyle to get pussy', you'll be fine.