Parents sabotaging me during puberty, I NEED HELP

[hax]

I'm talking about diet to my mom and she keeps nerfing me.
She is vegan and lives off seeds, greens and tofu: "No you don't need to eat meat every day" "more than 1 egg a day is bad for you"
My dad just keeps pulling out the flat earth theory and says that it is as believable as diet benefits and "not to trust everything online".

"We all grew up tall with thin bones, you can't change it by changing your habits with a 'brainrot american diet' "
"Health is carbs and vegetables"

I'm about to lose it, how tf can i convince them to blast at a young age if a i can't even talk about food or even SUPPLEMENTS.
Someone fucking help me or i'm roping after puberty.

 

[Underdog9494]

Steal money from them and go buy meat and eggs or just steal the meat and eggs

 

[Squidwardmaxx]

 

[veggiedietcell]

I'm talking about diet to my mom and she keeps nerfing me.
She is vegan and lives off seeds, greens and tofu: "No you don't need to eat meat every day" "more than 1 egg a day is bad for you"
My dad just keeps pulling out the flat earth theory and says that it is as believable as diet benefits and "not to trust everything online".

"We all grew up tall with thin bones, you can't change it by changing your habits with a 'brainrot american diet' "
"Health is carbs and vegetables"

I'm about to lose it, how tf can i convince them to blast at a young age if a i can't even talk about food or even SUPPLEMENTS.
Someone fucking help me or i'm roping after puberty.

Same, I convinced my parents, took time in showing her studies Abt carnivore diet

 

[hax]

Same, I convinced my parents, took time in showing her studies Abt carnivore diet

Pls send them to me, everytime i pull out anything they just call it an "American study" and say that "these people voted for trump", proceeding to go on french websites ranking the best estrogens to consume

 

[2marc1]

I'm talking about diet to my mom and she keeps nerfing me.
She is vegan and lives off seeds, greens and tofu: "No you don't need to eat meat every day" "more than 1 egg a day is bad for you"
My dad just keeps pulling out the flat earth theory and says that it is as believable as diet benefits and "not to trust everything online".

"We all grew up tall with thin bones, you can't change it by changing your habits with a 'brainrot american diet' "
"Health is carbs and vegetables"

I'm about to lose it, how tf can i convince them to blast at a young age if a i can't even talk about food or even SUPPLEMENTS.
Someone fucking help me or i'm roping after puberty.

go schizo, start screaming and do weird shit, jerk off in their room while their in it
then say you will stop if they let you inject catpiss in your muscles, then you got your win

 

[Romxnus753AC]

I'm talking about diet to my mom and she keeps nerfing me.
She is vegan and lives off seeds, greens and tofu: "No you don't need to eat meat every day" "more than 1 egg a day is bad for you"
My dad just keeps pulling out the flat earth theory and says that it is as believable as diet benefits and "not to trust everything online".

"We all grew up tall with thin bones, you can't change it by changing your habits with a 'brainrot american diet' "
"Health is carbs and vegetables"

I'm about to lose it, how tf can i convince them to blast at a young age if a i can't even talk about food or even SUPPLEMENTS.
Someone fucking help me or i'm roping after puberty.

i have a similar problem, which is my dad, he only cooks carbs only that most of the times, so most of the times as a result of this shit i dont eat, which means i feel tired, this really gets on my nerves as much i tell him he wont listen so ill work to buy my own fucking FOOD, all of this cuz everyone belives carbs=good

 

[veggiedietcell]

Pls send them to me, everytime i pull out anything they just call it an "American study" and say that "these people voted for trump", proceeding to go on french websites ranking the best estrogens to consume

Search face iq on yt

 

[hax]

Search face iq on yt

alr showed it to them and they just said he was retarded. "he's 1 person spreading malnutrition misinformation, there are few studiers supporting his point compared to what is ACTUALLY good." same shit as the flat earth theory

IM TELLING YOU IM DOOMED TO EAT SOY FOR THE REST OF PUBERTY

 

[hax]

Same, I convinced my parents, took time in showing her studies Abt carnivore diet

Can you give me your diet to make sure I'm not lost and i end up contradicting myself

 

[2marc1]

i have a similar problem, which is my dad, he only cooks carbs only that most of the times, so most of the times as a result of this shit i dont eat, which means i feel tired, this really gets on my nerves as much i tell him he wont listen so ill work to buy my own fucking FOOD, all of this cuz everyone belives carbs=good

just dont eat it all...

 

[2marc1]

Search face iq on yt

face iq is retarded

 

[Romxnus753AC]

just dont eat it all...

infact i convinced them to switch to wholemeal shit but its still carbs, so ill try to switch to some strange asian zero carb pasta since they are obessessed with feeding me carbs such as pasta

 

[2marc1]

infact i convinced them to switch to wholemeal shit but its still carbs, so ill try to switch to some strange asian zero carb pasta since they are obessessed with feeding me carbs such as pasta

carbs are good, and they are even better when you are in puberty
carbs=energy lol
how do you think our ancestors had insane bonemass? cuz they ate thousands of carbs in a day of hunting, peaked their insulin to agartha and boosted their igf1 to mrbeast

 

[Willmogulater]

Just kill them and store their meat

 

[IrishSlayer1483]

I'm talking about diet to my mom and she keeps nerfing me.
She is vegan and lives off seeds, greens and tofu: "No you don't need to eat meat every day" "more than 1 egg a day is bad for you"
My dad just keeps pulling out the flat earth theory and says that it is as believable as diet benefits and "not to trust everything online".

"We all grew up tall with thin bones, you can't change it by changing your habits with a 'brainrot american diet' "
"Health is carbs and vegetables"

I'm about to lose it, how tf can i convince them to blast at a young age if a i can't even talk about food or even SUPPLEMENTS.
Someone fucking help me or i'm roping after puberty.

steal meat and eggs. go to a big supermarket that has blind spots. calmly collect meat and eggs and walk to the blind spots packing it away in a bag. place. make a lower compartment in the bag so when stopped u can show that u only have a change of clothes in said bag even if the ruffle around. Make sure to by a can of coke or something cheap to create an alibi before u leave. make sure to go to different shops and do this no more than 3 times a week. If u get caught at one (unlikely if u take the correct precautions), become really apologetic and say you've never ever ever in your life done something like this and it was a stupid spur of the moment thing. If this is how its presented. and given the gap between u doing this at the store last time. they will not sit through a weeks work of hours of footage to prove u wrong.

if u care the most about calories first and formost u can steal from corner shops a bag of sweets or a drink as long as the guy behind the counter cant see u directly. for the sweets bag, push all of them to the bottome and fold the top over it this wil reduce the size of how the bag looks. u can easily slip that into a puffer jacket pocket with a drink in the other. again make sure u are in a blind spot.

good luck. (if u are willing to roid if things arent working out u should be low inhib enough to do this, I did this every day for about 7 months, got in trouble but claimed it was my first time and they believed it)

 

[Romxnus753AC]

carbs are good, and they are even better when you are in puberty
carbs=energy lol

type shit they would feed me, ofc not anymore cuz im trying whole meal and i saw changes but its still carbs i need more PROTEIN

 

[2marc1]

View attachment 3640401View attachment 3640403View attachment 3640404type shit they would feed me, ofc not anymore cuz im trying whole meal and i saw changes but its still carbs i need more PROTEIN

then cook some eggs or some meat and eat the fucking pasta and meat
no rep no talk

 

[widehipcel]

vegan mother

holy shit that evil whore just wants her kids to grow up as boneless incels

brootal shit man

 

[2marc1]

vegan mother

holy shit that evil whore just wants her kids to grow up as boneless incels

brootal shit man

she is a woman, doesnt need testosterone, vegan diet for females isnt that bad

 

[widehipcel]

she is a woman, doesnt need testosterone, vegan diet for females isnt that bad

perfect for developing subhuman malnourished baby in the womb

 

[veggiedietcell]

carbs are good, and they are even better when you are in puberty
carbs=energy lol
how do you think our ancestors had insane bonemass? cuz they ate thousands of carbs in a day of hunting, peaked their insulin to agartha and boosted their igf1 to mrbeast

she is a woman, doesnt need testosterone, vegan diet for females isnt that bad

You can’t make this shit up

 

[2marc1]

perfect for developing subhuman malnourished baby in the womb

why would a vegan get a baby lol

 

[2marc1]

You can’t make this shit up

keep eating raw meat, hopefully it changes your genetics

 

[veggiedietcell]

keep eating raw meat, hopefully it changes your genetics

I never said that, I pointed out the fact that ur advices are retarded

 

[2marc1]

I never said that, I pointed out the fact that ur advices are retarded

carbs=life

 

[slaters]

I'm talking about diet to my mom and she keeps nerfing me.
She is vegan and lives off seeds, greens and tofu: "No you don't need to eat meat every day" "more than 1 egg a day is bad for you"
My dad just keeps pulling out the flat earth theory and says that it is as believable as diet benefits and "not to trust everything online".

"We all grew up tall with thin bones, you can't change it by changing your habits with a 'brainrot american diet' "
"Health is carbs and vegetables"

I'm about to lose it, how tf can i convince them to blast at a young age if a i can't even talk about food or even SUPPLEMENTS.
Someone fucking help me or i'm roping after puberty.

Honestly try to have a friend that your close with and can spend most your day at his house or some shit then steal your parents money and buy meat and steal stuff they own and sell it

 

[hax]

why would a vegan get a baby lol

Luckily its recent, she used to eat meat but got brainwashed into "not liking the taste", im carried by my dad's genes as he's 6'4 but even then idc, doesn't matter if i'm tall if im a 6'4 ltn

 

[veggiedietcell]

carbs=life

Why? And plus rep me nigger

 

[hax]

Honestly try to have a friend that your close with and can spend most your day at his house or some shit then steal your parents money and buy meat and steal stuff they own and sell it

One of my friends acc has Chad bone mass but he has acne and both his parents are 5'7. I told my parents he was an inspiration in terms of diet and they asked me why he still had acne and was short if he ate good like that. Told them diet doesn't automatically makes you 6'2 and cancel hormonal acne. Dad said he grew u peating meat till breakin point and he just pointed ast his face telling me it was over for his facial bone mass, proving to me that diet is cope.

 

[2marc1]

Why? And plus rep me nigger

no rep from you.....

 

[2marc1]

One of my friends acc has Chad bone mass but he has acne and both his parents are 5'7. I told my parents he was an inspiration in terms of diet and they asked me why he still had acne and was short if he ate good like that. Told them diet doesn't automatically makes you 6'2 and cancel hormonal acne. Dad said he grew u peating meat till breakin point and he just pointed ast his face telling me it was over for his facial bone mass, proving to me that diet is cope.

why are you telling your parents this..... your weird
just tellt hem you want to eat meat weirdo

 

[veggiedietcell]

no rep from you.....

I repped

 

[widehipcel]

carbs=life

joey on all carb diet and he looks like PSL 10 true arc angel so u prolly right

 

[slaters]

One of my friends acc has Chad bone mass but he has acne and both his parents are 5'7. I told my parents he was an inspiration in terms of diet and they asked me why he still had acne and was short if he ate good like that. Told them diet doesn't automatically makes you 6'2 and cancel hormonal acne. Dad said he grew u peating meat till breakin point and he just pointed ast his face telling me it was over for his facial bone mass, proving to me that diet is cope.

I’m saying try to spend most your days at his house

Like a second family there. Buy your own meat and cook it at his families house and some shit and do chores and wash dishes

Ideally you guys are childhood best friends and you can make up a lie like your dad brings home prostitutes and you don’t like being at home

 

[2marc1]

joey on all carb diet and he looks like PSL 10 true arc angel so u prolly right

i eat 600g of carbs 200g of protein and 50g of fat and im chad

 

[hax]

why are you telling your parents this..... your weird
just tellt hem you want to eat meat weirdo

lost my mind and control mid talk but i caught up dw

 

[Joshrc]

do everything at ur friends house. hide ur stash and eat the meal u want there

 

[2marc1]

lost my mind and control mid talk but i caught up dw

bro just tell them you want to get stronger and you need 1g of protein to 1 pound
and tell them that protein coming from plants and shit is worse quality than meat protein or whatever
use your brain faggot

 

[hax]

bro just tell them you want to get stronger and you need 1g of protein to 1 pound
and tell them that protein coming from plants and shit is worse quality than meat protein or whatever
use your brain faggot

"health is eating of everything and anything, protein is just protein, no need to kill poor animals."

 

[hax]

I'm taking one last chance begging to change and if it doesn't work I'll do it at my friend's house

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I'm talking about diet to my mom and she keeps nerfing me.
She is vegan and lives off seeds, greens and tofu: "No you don't need to eat meat every day" "more than 1 egg a day is bad for you"
My dad just keeps pulling out the flat earth theory and says that it is as believable as diet benefits and "not to trust everything online".

"We all grew up tall with thin bones, you can't change it by changing your habits with a 'brainrot american diet' "
"Health is carbs and vegetables"

I'm about to lose it, how tf can i convince them to blast at a young age if a i can't even talk about food or even SUPPLEMENTS.
Someone fucking help me or i'm roping after puberty.

You don't need to be blasting.

 

[2marc1]

"health is eating of everything and anything, protein is just protein, no need to kill poor animals."

kill yourself

 

[zharupodrugu]

vegans are superiror humans, be vegan

 

[iblamemandible7]

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what does this mean bro

 

[Lawton88]

I'm talking about diet to my mom and she keeps nerfing me.
She is vegan and lives off seeds, greens and tofu: "No you don't need to eat meat every day" "more than 1 egg a day is bad for you"
My dad just keeps pulling out the flat earth theory and says that it is as believable as diet benefits and "not to trust everything online".

"We all grew up tall with thin bones, you can't change it by changing your habits with a 'brainrot american diet' "
"Health is carbs and vegetables"

I'm about to lose it, how tf can i convince them to blast at a young age if a i can't even talk about food or even SUPPLEMENTS.
Someone fucking help me or i'm roping after puberty.

Sounds like your parents are crazed leftists. Vegan is crap diet especially for growing.

 

[hax]

veggiedietcell​

I convinced my dad to start eating meat, and my mom eventually gave up as long as I agreed to see a psychologist bc she was worrying about my mental health (that's a win in my books).

 

[widehipcel]

veggiedietcell​

I convinced my dad to start eating meat, and my mom eventually gave up as long as I agreed to see a psychologist bc she was worrying about my mental health (that's a win in my books).

she forced you to see a psychologist cus you refused to follow her bullshit vegan diet ????????

what a world man .... I pray for ur future bhai

 

[kalefartbomb]

Steal money from them and go buy meat and eggs or just steal the meat and eggs

I was going to post the exact same thing. Parents who try to restrict animal foods are abusers and you should just take their money and get it. You need to grow up quickly and make money yourself so you can buy animal foods. You only go through puberty once.

 

[Underdog9494]

I was going to post the exact same thing. Parents who try to restrict animal foods are abusers and you should just take their money and get it. You need to grow up quickly and make money yourself so you can buy animal foods. You only go through puberty once.

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