Paying oneitis to makeout with me

How much should I pay my oneitis to makeout for 10 minutes?

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  • $600

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Short Ugly and Brown

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How much should I get one of my friends to offer my oneitis to make out with me for 10 minutes? I have at least 700 bucks on hand.


This is the conversation that took place between my friends and I regarding her

im legit infatuated/in limerence with her I need this makeout it will put me in euphoria till my day of passing
 
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give my $1000 i ll make out with her
 
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I read it all... jfl when PSL aspies are more supportive and honest to you than your friends and yet you continue to persevere on your Asperger soy mong strats to get a monkey face to have sympathy for you.

Get steroids, and if your friends ever try to mock you or punk you again kill them. No balls
 
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just give me the money and i will fuck her for you you utter abomination
 
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You ruined all your friendships just for a little attention from your oneitis
 
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The blackpill destroyed you
 
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Nate, you have completely fucked up. You're incredibly self destructive and irreverent, and this only sets you further into the abyss. Get help, PSL autism cannot help you at all
 
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It's over, Nate.
 
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Spend the money on weed instead lol, go and buy a big bag of weed and smoke some.

Here's how we do it in australia, we make bongs out of gatorade bottles
 
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Kill Bryan, he looks like the kind of Jewish orbitter faggot who'd show that dog face pics of your chat in order to gain validation from females in a display of low IQ

Believe me I'd know
 
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@Butthurt Dweller @Tony @Blackout.xl @AutisticBeaner

I noticed all you guys voted 600 bucks as an offer to her to ask her to make out with me for 10 minutes

I put an option of 750 bucks for that reason, if you guys want to switch ur vote to 750 bucks then let me know and ill change the settings
 
@Butthurt Dweller @Tony @Blackout.xl @AutisticBeaner

I noticed all you guys voted 600 bucks as an offer to her to ask her to make out with me for 10 minutes

I put an option of 750 bucks for that reason, if you guys want to switch ur vote to 750 bucks then let me know and ill change the settings
Bro stop this
 
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Bro stop this
I need SOME form of validation from her

If she ends up telling on me ill happily hold my head down and accept the suspension from school
 
Dont fucking do it cunt, dont do it, or ill rape that little whore and steal the money from her
 
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u have too much money, send me $100 bro
 
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I need SOME form of validation from her

If she ends up telling on me ill happily hold my head down and accept the suspension from school
She's an ugly dog faced tranny looking monkey who has rejected you multiple times. Do you really think this is due to your looks? Do you really think that if you were NT and not a creep you wouldn't have a chance with the ugly 51 whores who rejected you (who by the way only wanted validation out of rejecting a high PSL ethnic while later on dating tall whites, because that's what those ugly sluts do)? You're digging a bigger hole each and every time you act like a retard in front of your friends and this forum. You sincerely are. By this point your IQ and test are so low I'm willing to believe you're a LARPer or a surveillance agent. Unbelievable.
 
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i want to rob you
 
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u have too much money, send me $100 bro
I'm a Persian jew of course I have a fuck ton of money

I just want to get SOME affection before I turn 18, and if it takes money then so be it
 
bro can u remove me from ignore i want to say im sorry
 
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bro can u remove me from ignore i want to say im sorry
Ily too bro

I did, we in this together ❤
She's an ugly dog faced tranny looking monkey who has rejected you multiple times. Do you really think this is due to your looks? Do you really think that if you were NT and not a creep you wouldn't have a chance with the ugly 51 whores who rejected you (who by the way only wanted validation out of rejecting a high PSL ethnic while later on dating tall whites, because that's what those ugly sluts do)? You're digging a bigger hole each and every time you act like a retard in front of your friends and this forum. You sincerely are. By this point your IQ and test are so low I'm willing to believe you're a LARPer or a surveillance agent. Unbelievable.
Bro how am I larping when I literally posted 14 of 21 screenshots of a text convo I had with like 10 of my school buddies

In cali here they really don't like short ethnics despite the looks level of the ethnic

I just want to get a kiss, a piece of ass, something before I turn 18. Chicks here love white men it's disguisting af
 
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If you give your future lower third surgery money to some monkey faced whore with the PSL of a beaten mutt dog you might as well rope right now son
 
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If you give your future lower third surgery money to some monkey faced whore with the PSL of a beaten mutt dog you might as well rope right now son
Oh don't worry about that lol

My dad is an engineer and my mom was a doctor

My dad owns three houses that are multi storied and my house is 3 stories

They have plenty of fucking money for all my surgeries

I'd be willing to pay up to 1.5k to fuck her with her consent
 
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Oh don't worry about that lol

My dad is an engineer and my mom was a doctor

My dad owns three houses that are multi storied and my house is 3 stories

They have plenty of fucking money for all my surgeries

I'd be willing to pay up to 1.5k to fuck her with her consent
Rich kid
 
Just hire an escort lol, stop being such a bitch. An escort would be wayyyy hotter than this subhhuman foid of yours. Or better yet get high, youll give less of a shit
 
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Oh don't worry about that lol

My dad is an engineer and my mom was a doctor

My dad owns three houses that are multi storied and my house is 3 stories

They have plenty of fucking money for all my surgeries

I'd be willing to pay up to 1.5k to fuck her with her consent
Buy weed, pay escorts, stylemaxx, statusmaxx, lowinhibmaxx

There's something wrong with your test levels. Your mother has never said anything about it to you? Profound infatuation is completely cuck. You're just coping. You have a latent need for love. There's no way to fall in love with a basic personality white girl with an ugly face like that. Get help or cope harder
 
just fapped to brandon fucking your nordic moonfaced bitch
 
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if you have ever wondered what is going through the minds of people with cuck fetishes in weirdo porn or even weird shit like CBT

its because people like OP exist
 
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Oh don't worry about that lol

My dad is an engineer and my mom was a doctor

My dad owns three houses that are multi storied and my house is 3 stories

They have plenty of fucking money for all my surgeries

I'd be willing to pay up to 1.5k to fuck her with her consent
Oh My GOD!!
You are the worse kinda of cuck I have ever seen!
 
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think rationally before doing this, Nate
 
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I'm sure OP is just LARPing right now. There's no way any of this is possible :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile: jfl
 
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Oh don't worry about that lol

My dad is an engineer and my mom was a doctor

My dad owns three houses that are multi storied and my house is 3 stories

They have plenty of fucking money for all my surgeries

I'd be willing to pay up to 1.5k to fuck her with her consent


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think rationally before doing this, Nate
If she tells on me I'll accept I tried and that I'm just that ugly that 60 dollars/minute (600 for 10 min) isn't enough to make up for my ugly face
 
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if you have ever wondered what is going through the minds of people with cuck fetishes in weirdo porn or even weird shit like CBT

its because people like OP exist
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I'm sure OP is just LARPing right now. There's no way any of this is possible :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile: jfl
I'm not

If you want and if I get my friends to go through with this I'll try to record the audio with my phone in my pocket or some shit
 
I'm not

If you want and if I get my friends to go through with this I'll try to record the audio with my phone in my pocket or some shit
DOnt give that subhuman roastie any money, hire an escort and do some freaky shit, buy some liquor, some weed and some acid and mushrooms and experiment.
 
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I'm not

If you want and if I get my friends to go through with this I'll try to record the audio with my phone in my pocket or some shit
I'm just trying to convince myself to cope, because your situation is completely and inexorably BRUTAL

You've dug a grave that negatively heightmogs you to death
 
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Have some dignity bro
 
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I'm just trying to convince myself to cope, because your situation is completely and inexorably BRUTAL

You've dug a grave that negatively heightmogs you to death
Bro do u really think she will reject me for 10 min of making out for 600 bucks?

10 min is literally not even that long and 600 is more than half a grand

Am I really that ugly she will say no? :(
 
Dude smoke some weed and i guarantee youll reconsider, i guarantee it
 
Bro do u really think she will reject me for 10 min of making out for 600 bucks?

10 min is literally not even that long and 600 is more than half a grand

Am I really that ugly she will say no? :(
You're not ugly, you're just mentally ill
 
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You're not ugly, you're just mentally ill
Bro I genuinely can't see her saying no to 600

Do u really think she will say no to 600?
 
Bro I genuinely can't see her saying no to 600

Do u really think she will say no to 600?
Just fucking stop, what i do in these situations when my mind is clouded is i have a wank, and it clears my mind. If that fails I smoke some weed, that also clears my mind really well and allows me to see things from a new perspective. So do these things, and if you still wanna do this go ahead, but do these things first boyo
 
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Just fucking stop, what i do in these situations when my mind is clouded is i have a wank, and it clears my mind. If that fails I smoke some weed, that also clears my mind really well and allows me to see things from a new perspective. So do these things, and if you still wanna do this go ahead, but do these things first boyo
What are the chances she tells on me? And that I get in trouble?

I don't think kissing is a sexual act anyways.
 
Bro I genuinely can't see her saying no to 600

Do u really think she will say no to 600?
She will say yes because even though she has rejected you multiple times, she won't reject a good amount of money, and will quite probably kiss you. Furthermore, she'll deny sex or blowing you, so even thinking about giving that mongoloid looking whore your parents' hard earned money is beyond retarded

There's no help left for you, you just don't listen to what you're told. Your friends try to cuck you and pull you down. I'm betting they're backstabbing low t beta cucks, particularly that soy Bryan. Cut ties and start over or rope
 
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What are the chances she tells on me? And that I get in trouble?

I don't think kissing is a sexual act anyways.
Very high chances, she'll fuck you over easily if she wants to. PM me boyo ill tell you how to handle this grave youve dug for yourself
 
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I feel sick to my stomach reading this shit. You geniunely disgust me. How can a human be so pathetic? Im going to fucking puke.
 
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you dont want her, you want the validation you get off talking about her. you know youre gl to some extent, but you know talking about her will bring you attention bc ppl will see how crazy you are, how creepy you act. your dopamine receptors go off each time(just like everyone else) when you hear that ping, or see a notification that someone acknowledged you.

this is most likely bc you didnt experience validation, attention, and love from your parents as child since they both work such extensive jobs.

you should quit while you can. if she reports you its game over and you will never be able to find a proper job. shoplifting as a minor is excusable, but sexual harassment at any age will be a permanent marker on your record.
 
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The fuck? Why did you react like that to my post?

I've literally just told you that it's over, stop being a cum soaked loser, we're all trying to help you out of your illness, don't give her money at all. Just hire escorts
 
Ignore my vote. I thought you were joking tbh. Holy shit man
 

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