Paying oneitis to makeout with me

[haircutcel]

nigga wtf
autism overload

 

[Deleted member 3073]

How much should I get one of my friends to offer my oneitis to make out with me for 10 minutes? I have at least 700 bucks on hand.


This is the conversation that took place between my friends and I regarding her

im legit infatuated/in limerence with her I need this makeout it will put me in euphoria till my day of passing

at this point you're the most autism ridden poster on this site.
all your friends bully you, all girls reject you.

they use you like a pawn to boost their status, they humiliate you like the worthless dog you've become.

to be honest you're beyond salvation, there's no advice or help to provide you with anymore.

the worst part out of all this, is that if you indeed do get kissed by that disgusting slut, you'll convince yourself you were right all this time with your decisions.

utterly pathetic, past description. i have no words at all besides this.

 

[KlutchPurpp]

what the fuck is this.

i hope your joking.

 

[onnysk]

confess you lowkey like your oneitis only because you to have kids with that bone structure

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

what the fuck is this.

i hope your joking.

im not

the price is settled at 1k

I need to get this done

confess you lowkey like your oneitis only because you to have kids with that bone structure

I confess, no shit I like her

who the fuck pays 1 grand to makeout with someone for 10 minutes that they wouldn't like?

you have no idea how much I like her

 

[onnysk]

OP IS A CUCK

SHUT THIS THREAD DOWN

FUCK ONEITISCELS

 

[KlutchPurpp]

im not

the price is settled at 1k

I need to get this done

One fucking thousand for a kiss.

You have not a shred of dignity left

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

One fucking thousand for a kiss.
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You have not a shred of dignity left

theres 18 other people that voted I should offer her 1grand for 10 minutes of kissing

I initially only wanted to do 600, but they influenced my decision

 

[KlutchPurpp]

theres 18 other people that voted I should offer her 1grand for 10 minutes of kissing

I initially only wanted to do 600, but they influenced my decision

 

[BigBoy]

f in the chat for this niggas future

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

f in the chat for this niggas future

I just checked I have 966 bucks in my drawer so I'm gonna have to find the other 34 bucks and then the 100 to pay Mateo for asking her

 

[BigBoy]

I just checked I have 966 bucks in my drawer so I'm gonna have to find the other 34 bucks and then the 100 to pay Mateo for asking her

you can venmo me those 966 bucks so i can get a new computer to do schoolwork

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

you can venmo me those 966 bucks so i can get a new computer to do schoolwork

id rather use it to experience love from my oneitis through kisses for 10 min

 

[BigBoy]

id rather use it to experience love from my oneitis through kisses for 10 min

na i think itd be better spent on my computer ngl. it would save you from this massive embarrassment thats about to happen rn.

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

na i think itd be better spent on my computer ngl. it would save you from this massive embarrassment thats about to happen rn.

I haven't learned my lesson

I'm too in love with her

even if she laughs in my face or gets me suspended ill still be infatuated with her

my friend is messaging her on Insta rn

 

[Deleted member 3123]

I haven't learned my lesson

I'm too in love with her

even if she laughs in my face or gets me suspended ill still be infatuated with her

my friend is messaging her on Insta rn

JFL You wont get suspended you'll get arrested

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

JFL You wont get suspended you'll get arrested

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"In California, Prostitution is defined by its elements as the willful engagement in an act of prostitution. Since this is redundant, the real question is what an act of prostitution is defined as.

An Act of Prostitution is defined as sexual intercourse or a lewd act. A "lewd" act is defined as any act that involves touching the genitals, buttocks, or female breast of another person with the specific intent to arouse or gratify someone sexually.

So the answer is no, since you did not have sexual intercourse and the act did not involve touching the genitals, buttocks or female breast."
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Bullshit, I can make love with her lips as much as I want, enjoy her embrace and warmth, and ill never get arrested

 

[Deleted member 3123]

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"In California, Prostitution is defined by its elements as the willful engagement in an act of prostitution. Since this is redundant, the real question is what an act of prostitution is defined as.

An Act of Prostitution is defined as sexual intercourse or a lewd act. A "lewd" act is defined as any act that involves touching the genitals, buttocks, or female breast of another person with the specific intent to arouse or gratify someone sexually.

So the answer is no, since you did not have sexual intercourse and the act did not involve touching the genitals, buttocks or female breast."
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Bullshit, I can make love with her lips as much as I want, enjoy her embrace and warmth, and ill never get arrested

Indeed You Will For Sexual Harassment

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

What should mateo message her next?

Holy fuck there's no going back now
Should I tell him to say

"My friend nate is having a rough time getting over the rejection and he told us he would be willing to pay 1000 for you guys to kiss together for 10 minutes just to get over what happened. would u consider it?"

 

[Cody]

You never fail to disappoint

I thought your friends were slayers but you mog them lol. you just don't pass the threshold where you can can get away being this much of a creep

Btw most people voted 1000usd as a joke. Pls don't give her that much if you're actually going to do it

Also this is definitely going to escalate further where the school and maybe police is involved so keep us updated

 

[DoctorPMA]

What should mateo message her next?

"Nevermind it was nothing"
dont waste your $ on this nonsense

 

[Deleted member 10987]

How much should I get one of my friends to offer my oneitis to make out with me for 10 minutes? I have at least 700 bucks on hand.


This is the conversation that took place between my friends and I regarding her

im legit infatuated/in limerence with her I need this makeout it will put me in euphoria till my day of passing

Pay 100 Dollar for a Saw Off and blow you brains out