Paying oneitis to makeout with me

How much should I pay my oneitis to makeout for 10 minutes?

  • $300

  • $450

  • $600

  • $750

  • $1000


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you dont want her, you want the validation you get off talking about her. you know youre gl to some extent, but you know talking about her will bring you attention bc ppl will see how crazy you are, how creepy you act. your dopamine receptors go off each time(just like everyone else) when you hear that ping, or see a notification that someone acknowledged you.

this is most likely bc you didnt experience validation, attention, and love from your parents as child since they both work such extensive jobs.

you should quit while you can. if she reports you its game over and you will never be able to find a proper job. shoplifting as a minor is excusable, but sexual harassment at any age will be a permanent marker on your record.
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you dont want her, you want the validation you get off talking about her. you know youre gl to some extent, but you know talking about her will bring you attention bc ppl will see how crazy you are, how creepy you act. your dopamine receptors go off each time(just like everyone else) when you hear that ping, or see a notification that someone acknowledged you.

this is most likely bc you didnt experience validation, attention, and love from your parents as child since they both work such extensive jobs.

you should quit while you can. if she reports you its game over and you will never be able to find a proper job. shoplifting as a minor is excusable, but sexual harassment at any age will be a permanent marker on your record.
I never got validation from girls so validation from guys and fellow incels makes me mentally suitable

I'm sorry if I came off as cocky or anything

I really just want one form of affection from her and money isn't really scare to me, I'll happily hand it over to enjoy love and intimacy for once.
 
I never got validation from girls so validation from guys and fellow incels makes me mentally suitable

I'm sorry if I came off as cocky or anything

I really just want one form of affection from her and money isn't really scare to me, I'll happily hand it over to enjoy love and intimacy for once.
She's an ugly whore mate, please just have sex with an escort and clean your mind. It's not over for you, but it definitely will be if you're locked in this autistic shit you've been doing this whole month

Surprised you haven't gone catatonic tbh
 
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She's an ugly whore mate, please just have sex with an escort and clean your mind. It's not over for you, but it definitely will be if you're locked in this autistic shit you've been doing this whole month

Surprised you haven't gone catatonic tbh
I literally can't stop thinking about her

It's not even this, at this rate I won't pass my English class I have with her cuz all I do is stare at her during class

I failed my test the other week and a few days ago we were doing presentations and she made eye contact with me when I was presenting and I just started stuttering and shaking as a result and all my friends said I did bad after when I asked them
 
you can fuck multiple whores with that cash
 
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I literally can't stop thinking about her

It's not even this, at this rate I won't pass my English class I have with her cuz all I do is stare at her during class

I failed my test the other week and a few days ago we were doing presentations and she made eye contact with me when I was presenting and I just started stuttering and shaking as a result and all my friends said I did bad after when I asked them
If you can't stop thinking about her it's definitely not because of how she looks or how she is :forcedsmile: this is why the faggots looking for bluepilled conventions of "teenage love" are so autistic. They pull situations that are unhealthy and unrealistic just because of a fetish. Probably into soy romantic music and movie aesthetics too. Absolutely retarded. FUCK AN ESCORT YOU IDIOT
 
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Yea, spend the money on a ticket to Amsterdam and visit an escort. Probably mentally healthier for you
 
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i want to change my vote to 750
 
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@Butthurt Dweller @Tony @Blackout.xl @AutisticBeaner

I noticed all you guys voted 600 bucks as an offer to her to ask her to make out with me for 10 minutes

I put an option of 750 bucks for that reason, if you guys want to switch ur vote to 750 bucks then let me know and ill change the settings
I'm just messing around dude, she won't accept it anyway I'm betting.
 
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How much should I get one of my friends to offer my oneitis to make out with me for 10 minutes? I have at least 700 bucks on hand.


This is the conversation that took place between my friends and I regarding her

im legit infatuated/in limerence with her I need this makeout it will put me in euphoria till my day of passing

Your friends are trying to scam you. I guarantee it. Just give her 100 bucks and she'll 100% kiss you, I'd kiss any girl for 20.
 
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If youre gonna do it then dont fucking give the money to your friends you retard
Go up to her and say "if i were to give you 50 bucks would you kiss me?"
If she says no then keep increasing the number until 750
So 50 > 100 > 200 > 300 > 500 > 750
 
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Send me $1000 and I'll convince her to mske out with you
 
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How much should I get one of my friends to offer my oneitis to make out with me for 10 minutes? I have at least 700 bucks on hand.


This is the conversation that took place between my friends and I regarding her

im legit infatuated/in limerence with her I need this makeout it will put me in euphoria till my day of passing

Holy shit bro you have problems.

But hoes be hoes, i bet she will accept xD
 
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If youre gonna do it then dont fucking give the money to your friends you retard
Go up to her and say "if i were to give you 50 bucks would you kiss me?"
If she says no then keep increasing the number until 750
So 50 > 100 > 200 > 300 > 500 > 750
This is a nice Jewish strategy ngl
OP, PayPal me some money I need to buy modafinil for studycelling and leanmaxxing
 
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dafuq is in lemerance
 
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i want to change my vote to 750
I just changed the settings, change ur vote now man
I'm just messing around dude, she won't accept it anyway I'm betting.
what makes u think that??? its fucking 600 bucks just for 10 minutes of kissing and nothing else
Your friends are trying to scam you. I guarantee it. Just give her 100 bucks and she'll 100% kiss you, I'd kiss any girl for 20.
she already rejected me though last week, do u really think she will kiss me for money?
If youre gonna do it then dont fucking give the money to your friends you retard
Go up to her and say "if i were to give you 50 bucks would you kiss me?"
If she says no then keep increasing the number until 750
So 50 > 100 > 200 > 300 > 500 > 750
like this?
"faith, if I were to give you 250, would you land a kiss on my cheek?"

but @Zygos4Life the thread and point it is to makeout (kiss intimately, no sex) with her for like 10 min or at least a few min so that would obviously cost more
Holy shit bro you have problems.

But hoes be hoes, i bet she will accept xD
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dafuq is in lemerance
"Limerence is a state of mind which results from a romantic attraction to another person and typically includes obsessive thoughts and fantasies and a desire to form or maintain a relationship with the object of love and have one's feelings reciprocated."

I need my feelings reciprocated by me making out with her.
 
what makes u think that??? its fucking 600 bucks just for 10 minutes of kissing and nothing else
You gotta understand, making out with a guy who she despises for whatever amount of time is a pain in the ass, man. Also, if you live in a decent country (I'm assuming the U.S. since you listed the money in dollars) then 600$ usually isn't quite the world. I am not saying that the payment needs to go higher.
 
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She won’t accept it if it’s sex, maybe kissing ye, but even then it’s a 50/50 Tbh and it’s not because of your looks.
 
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Can we ban this guy already?
 
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No way you're being serious, you're going out of your mind
 
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Dude you're going insane
 
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i mean i would never touch that cunt with gigabones and fat called faith
 
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´´Finally see this monkey Nate in a mental hospital´´
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LMAOO that Bryan guy uses you like a dildo.

Kill Bryan brah he will snitch on you for some validation from girls, trust me. Also kill yourself for even considering paying so much money to just kiss some ugly girl
 
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You would be ideal ewhorting victim
 
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Inject T ASAP
 
Eli:"she looks like an ogre"

Alright which one of you guys is Eli? :ogre:
 
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@RichardSpencel here are these few I wont post the rest out of fear of getting doxxed
You gotta understand, making out with a guy who she despises for whatever amount of time is a pain in the ass, man. Also, if you live in a decent country (I'm assuming the U.S. since you listed the money in dollars) then 600$ usually isn't quite the world. I am not saying that the payment needs to go higher.
ok so I see the poll says 1000 for making out (kissing not sex) for 10 minutes

im gonna open up this poll so you guys can vote between 1000 and 1250

I dont know if I can even get up to 1250 and 1000 sounds cleaner anyways but heres a link to the poll
 
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@RichardSpencel here are these few I wont post the rest out of fear of getting doxxed

ok so I see the poll says 1000 for making out (kissing not sex) for 10 minutes

im gonna open up this poll so you guys can vote between 1000 and 1250

I dont know if I can even get up to 1250 and 1000 sounds cleaner anyways but heres a link to the poll
A congregation of utter subhumans
 
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She won’t accept it if it’s sex, maybe kissing ye, but even then it’s a 50/50 Tbh and it’s not because of your looks.
she would say no to 1000 for 10 min of kissing?

thats 100 bucks per minute
 
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Your friend group is 100% subhuman holy fuck lmao, your "oneitis" is the ugliest bitch I have ever seen. Looks like a god damn transvestite. Imagine paying 600$ just to make out with that thing, you can fuck a way hotter hooker with that money

Op you're a mentally ill delusional subhuman, never have I seen someone become this mentally ill

@knajjd you need to ban him before he ruins his social life
 
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Your friend group is 100% subhuman holy fuck lmao, your "oneitis" is the ugliest bitch I have ever seen. Looks like a god damn transvestite. Imagine paying 600$ just to make out with that thing, you can fuck a way hotter hooker with that money

Op you're a mentally ill delusional subhuman, never have I seen someone become this mentally ill

@knajjd you need to ban him before he ruins his social life
fuck no don't ban me

I go to school everyday without a girlfriend by my side and without love

she's pretty shy anyways and if she says no ill just move on

@chadpreetcel123 if u think she's ugly, tell that to guys who have never had a gf and are KHHTV
 
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Ur the best looking out of your friends
 
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You mog your friends to oblivion
 
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@knajjd bro, the only reason I'm doing this is to get a piece of ass, I've never ever in my full life had a girl and if it takes money to get one then so be it

also im not fucking hookers cuz in my area they are in sketchy as shit parts
Ur the best looking out of your friends
they are all KHHTV too
You mog your friends to oblivion
Kevin aka this guy mogs me facially and he's 6feet though but he had a gf for a few months that ended up cheating on him with a tall white jock in the baseball team

It's over for even goodlooking ethnics like Kevin in cali tbh
 
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@knajjd bro, the only reason I'm doing this is to get a piece of ass, I've never ever in my full life had a girl and if it takes money to get one then so be it

also im not fucking hookers cuz in my area they are in sketchy as shit parts

they are all KHHTV too

Kevin aka this guy View attachment 193846 mogs me facially and he's 6feet though but he had a gf for a few months that ended up cheating on him with a tall white jock in the baseball team

It's over for even goodlooking ethnics like Kevin in cali tbh
No he fucken doesnt . I like you dude no homo but quit the larp
 
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This young man needs serious help
 
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No he fucken doesnt . I like you dude no homo but quit the larp
You don't know how to rate then

@Titbot Kevin looks like a fucking slayer in this pic, and this is his previous gf that cheated on him
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You don't know how to rate then
He has a better brow bone
A better lower third
A better cheekbone area

The only area I mog him is in eyes and both our noses aren't great

And he said 6feet and I'm 5foot8 thats a massive difference considering he's above average height in cali and I'm below average height
@Titbot Kevin looks like a fucking slayer in this pic, and this is his previous gf that cheated on him View attachment 193851
That’s a lot better pic of him then the one you used before
 
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That’s a lot better pic of him then the one you used before
its the same bones, square chin, strong forehead, strong cheekbones

obviously photo quality will affect the way someone looks but I rate him chadlite in both pics

and he sent me both those pics btw

same with the others, they all sent me those pics
 
this is actually the most pathetic post on this site, congratulations
 
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Kevin aka this guy View attachment 193846 mogs me facially and he's 6feet though but he had a gf for a few months that ended up cheating on him with a tall white jock in the baseball team

It's over for even goodlooking ethnics like Kevin in cali tbh
doxxes me
@RichardSpencel here are these few I wont post the rest out of fear of getting doxxed

ok so I see the poll says 1000 for making out (kissing not sex) for 10 minutes

im gonna open up this poll so you guys can vote between 1000 and 1250

I dont know if I can even get up to 1250 and 1000 sounds cleaner anyways but heres a link to the poll
Doxxes me :lul:
 
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this is actually the most pathetic post on this site, congratulations
not everyone here is gl enough to get girls, I see all the white dudes here getting plastic surgery even tho they have aa 4-5 psl gf anyways

meanwhile a bunch of ethnics on here are making threads about pulling their upper jaw forward with their hands or some other bullshit cope, and have never even gotten pussy before

I fall into the 2nd group and its because of my genes and its not fair, hence why I'm paying 1 grand to get smooches for 10 minutes
Your friend group is 100% subhuman holy fuck lmao, your "oneitis" is the ugliest bitch I have ever seen. Looks like a god damn transvestite. Imagine paying 600$ just to make out with that thing, you can fuck a way hotter hooker with that money
the poll is literally at 1000 and considering she rejected me that seems like a more reasonable price to encourage her to not tell on me/actually go through with it
 
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Your friends look like shit and so does your tranny looking oneitis. Despite mogging them, they treat you like shit, and your oneitis actively dodges you. Have you never thought of considering what your situation is, Nate? Why you're stuck in a position where everyone tries to abuse you and put you down? Because you're a cringeworthy autistic nigger who writes faggot poetry and wants to pay some moonfaced acne ridden whore from your school so that you can kiss her for 10 minutes. Does this look normal to you, Nate? Everyone here thinks you're creepy. Are you sure you want to keep up like this?
 
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@Blackout.xl @chadpreetinthemaking @schizocel @chadpreetinthemaking @BigBoy

OK

the Mateo kid said he's willing to either DM her on Instagram or text her on phone

and he's asking me what to ask her

what should I tell him?

also I offered Mateo 100 bucks if she says yes, 20 bucks if she ignores or says no
 
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i know that there are legit autists and degenerate dogs and idiots on this forum but you my friend take the cake. What are you taking you utter cuck faggot cunt bitch dog dwarf Shit Like this aaaaaaaanahhah
 
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@Blackout.xl @chadpreetinthemaking @schizocel @chadpreetinthemaking @BigBoy

OK

the Mateo kid said he's willing to either DM her on Instagram or text her on phone

and he's asking me what to ask her

what should I tell him?

also I offered Mateo 100 bucks if she says yes, 20 bucks if she ignores or says no
There's no point trying to talk to you is there
 
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There's no point trying to talk to you is there
brother

when will u understand that female intimacy, like food

is essential to living a normal happy life
 

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