Pickup lines that have worked for me multiple times (cold approaches)

[RealSurgerymax]

1. "You look great"
2. "Your feet are SO BIG!!!! AND I WANT TO TOUCH THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
3. "I'm gonna lick your feet later if that's okay....."
4. "Want me to have sex with you?"

Target is always a decent to hot looking 20-something year old white guy
Setting is usually just walking up and down the beach/street or a bar

Success rate about 1/15
Friend rate about 5/15 "Im straight but what's ur ig/we can still go out and..... etc."
Bad/Aggressive/Disgusted/Offended reaction rate about 1/50. Actually so rare.

I used to NEVER think it was possible to actually go up to people in public (especially other guys) and was a slave to the apps. Now I hardly ever use them and actually have far better success with cold approach. High dose TRT (250-350mg) completely changed my mindset. I remember trying to hide it when I was admiring a guy, I would get so nervous about getting caught looking. Now it's the opposite. When I see something I like - I ask. I feel absolutely COMPELLED to ask and feel so much regret when I don't. I have even approached guys right in front of their wife/girlfriend, treating her invisible the whole time.

I find French and German guys to be the most open, even if they identify as straight
Many don't have an ounce of shame about it, sometimes hooking up right there on the beach (in the dark)

Getting over the shame/fear has lead to some of the most exciting moments of my life. Times when I thought "This is DEFINITELY not gonna work" it has.

One of the most memorable was in February with a 29 year old SEXY German guy I met around 10PM in a bar in Koh Tao, he was making out with this girl he was casually seeing. We talked a little (normally) and kept running into eachother that night. Then around 3AM I saw him walking alone in the street, about 45 seconds walk from the beach. We acknowledged eachother and after basic small talk, without even thinking, I just said "You are so hot, let's go hang out on the beach." He looked stunned for second and asked if I was joking and I said "No. Let's go" and he was like "Okay Why not?" so we walked to the beach and took our clothes off (Skinny dipping and public sex is VERY common and unofficially permitted at night on Sairee Beach) and swam to one of the many dive boats anchored about 20 meters from the shoreline and climbed in, and hooked up inside. I wont get too vulgar but he told me it was fine for me to escalate past basic things (he bottomed for me.)

After we finished we just cuddled and laid in the boat for a few minutes, then swam back to the shore, put our clothes on and talked until the sun came up, then got breakfast. It felt like a movie really. We went out almost every night after that, just as friends and didn't really even talk about what happened until he was with his "girlfriend" at that bar again. He sat on the couch talking to me the whole time, ignoring her, so eventually she came up and sat in my lap giving him a look like "Hello??? Give me attention" and he asked her if we can have a threesome and she said yea after the jungle party

Now we talk regularly and like each others stories on instagram, and are planning to meet again in a few months.
And to think I ALMOST didn't say anything..... ALWAYS TRY!!!!!

Leaving America and getting on high dose TRT is the BEST thing I ever did!!!!!!! But I have so much regret about not learning this behavior earlier, I'd probably have found a husband by now.

 

[Vincent Freeman]

@pat any thoughts?

 

[asdvek]

no

 

[shalomnigga]

1. "You look great"
2. "Your feet are SO BIG!!!! AND I WANT TO TOUCH THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
3. "I'm gonna lick your feet later if that's okay....."
4. "Want me to have sex with you?"

Target is always a decent to hot looking 20-something year old white guy
Setting is usually just walking up and down the beach/street or a bar

Success rate about 1/15
Friend rate about 5/15 "Im straight but what's ur ig/we can still go out and..... etc."
Bad/Aggressive/Disgusted/Offended reaction rate about 1/50. Actually so rare.

I used to NEVER think it was possible to actually go up to people in public (especially other guys) and was a slave to the apps. Now I hardly ever use them and actually have far better success with cold approach. High dose TRT (250-350mg) completely changed my mindset. I remember trying to hide it when I was admiring a guy, I would get so nervous about getting caught looking. Now it's the opposite. When I see something I like - I ask. I feel absolutely COMPELLED to ask and feel so much regret when I don't. I have even approached guys right in front of their wife/girlfriend, treating her invisible the whole time.

I find French and German guys to be the most open, even if they identify as straight
Many don't have an ounce of shame about it, sometimes hooking up right there on the beach (in the dark)

Leaving America and getting on high dose TRT is the BEST thing I ever did!!!!!!!

bro how can i trust u to be my surgeon if ur a faggot

 

[VohnnyBoy]

slay to restraining order ratio?

 

[RealSurgerymax]

bro how can i trust u to be my surgeon if ur a faggot

Go somewhere else then

slay / restraining order ratio?

No restraining order. I dont push any more if they say no. I just say "Oh okay " and walk away.

Interestingly some have called me back after I walk away. I think some deeply closeted bi guys see it as their one opportunity to try something, and if they're ever gonna try it, maybe 10% bisexual, their thailand trip is good time to do it.

I said bad reactions are about 1/50. Like getting aggressive and acting disgusted calling me a fag and all that is so rare. It would probably happen more in America but I haven't tried yet. I never saw a hot guy I felt compelled to approach in turkey.

However I wont lie I definitely get majority of soft or indifferent no's.

Another interesting thing is straight/barely-bi guys act A LOT nicer after the fact, usually we hang out and do normal things, talk to girls, etc, and stay in contact through instagram unlike actual gays from Grindr. Actual Grindr guys try to out-cool you by ghosting or acting like they're better than you.

 

[VohnnyBoy]

Go somewhere else then


No restraining order. I dont push any more if they say no. I just say "Oh okay " and walk away.

Interestingly some have called me back after I walk away. I think some deeply closeted bi guys see it as their one opportunity to try something, and if they're ever gonna try it, maybe 10% bisexual, their thailand trip is good time to do it.

I said bad reactions are about 1/50. Like getting aggressive and acting disgusted calling me a fag and all that is so rare. Definitely a lot of soft or indifferent no's.

Another interesting thing is straight/barely-bi guys act A LOT nicer after the fact, usually we hang out and do normal things, talk to girls, etc, and stay in contact through instagram unlike actual gays from Grindr. Actual Grindr guys try to out-cool you by ghosting or acting like they're better than you.

yoooo youre gaee i didnt even read the text

 

[RealSurgerymax]

Bump. Added more information

 

[superpsycho]

2. "Your feet are SO BIG!!!! AND I WANT TO TOUCH THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
3. "I'm gonna lick your feet later if that's okay....."
4. "Want me to have sex with you

if i said this to a woman id probably get crucified in the middle of the street and lit on fire

 

[xyukeeee]

Instead of doing pickup lines threads you should address the botch allegations fucking faggot

 

[RealSurgerymax]

Instead of doing pickup lines threads you should address the botch allegations fucking faggot

Shut the fuck up. I've already addressed them. Youre an idiot and a brat if you think I dont get to have ANY complications in 5 years and hundreds of cases, especially in high risk patients, and offered to help at the APPROPRIATE TIME but CANT help anymore because he tried to SUE us and write bad reviews!!!! Not smart!!!!!

Normal infection rate 2% per implant.
Giant infection rate under 1% and you think I should be crucified for the few that have happened, when I wasn't even the surgeon.
My success and satisfaction rate is HIGHER than average but I guess youre an entitled brat who demands it should be perfect. Keep looking, you'll never find better or more experience, including experience with complications and experimental things.

Anyway life goes on. This isn't related to any of that and I'm just a person too.

 

[Mr.Proper]

"I rearrange faces in 3rd world clinics and in your case, I can rearrage you well, if you know what I mean..."

 

[RealSurgerymax]

"I rearrange faces in 3rd world clinics and in your case, I can rearrage you well, if you know what I mean..."

"They call me Giant, but its not for the reason you're hoping"

 

[TrueNateJacobs]

This only works if you’re a faggot since all faggots are hypersexual deviants.

If straight guy tries this on a girl he’s getting slapped unless he’s CL+

The reason this even works at all is because you probably approach low test tranny faggot twinks who want to be dominated

(this is a joke. Fags are cool. I just like to use slurs)

 

[AustrianMogger]

1. "You look great"
2. "Your feet are SO BIG!!!! AND I WANT TO TOUCH THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
3. "I'm gonna lick your feet later if that's okay....."
4. "Want me to have sex with you?"

Target is always a decent to hot looking 20-something year old white guy
Setting is usually just walking up and down the beach/street or a bar

Success rate about 1/15
Friend rate about 5/15 "Im straight but what's ur ig/we can still go out and..... etc."
Bad/Aggressive/Disgusted/Offended reaction rate about 1/50. Actually so rare.

I used to NEVER think it was possible to actually go up to people in public (especially other guys) and was a slave to the apps. Now I hardly ever use them and actually have far better success with cold approach. High dose TRT (250-350mg) completely changed my mindset. I remember trying to hide it when I was admiring a guy, I would get so nervous about getting caught looking. Now it's the opposite. When I see something I like - I ask. I feel absolutely COMPELLED to ask and feel so much regret when I don't. I have even approached guys right in front of their wife/girlfriend, treating her invisible the whole time.

I find French and German guys to be the most open, even if they identify as straight
Many don't have an ounce of shame about it, sometimes hooking up right there on the beach (in the dark)

Getting over the shame/fear has lead to some of the most exciting moments of my life. Times when I thought "This is DEFINITELY not gonna work" it has.

One of the most memorable was in February with a 29 year old SEXY German guy I met around 10PM in a bar in Koh Tao, he was making out with this girl he was casually seeing. We talked a little (normally) and kept running into eachother that night. Then around 3AM I saw him walking alone in the street, about 45 seconds walk from the beach. We acknowledged eachother and after basic small talk, without even thinking, I just said "You are so hot, let's go hang out on the beach." He looked stunned for second and asked if I was joking and I said "No. Let's go" and he was like "Okay Why not?" so we walked to the beach and took our clothes off (Skinny dipping and public sex is VERY common and unofficially permitted at night on Sairee Beach) and swam to one of the many dive boats anchored about 20 meters from the shoreline and climbed in, and hooked up inside. I wont get too vulgar but he told me it was fine for me to escalate past basic things (he bottomed for me.)

View attachment 3851181

After we finished we just cuddled and laid in the boat for a few minutes, then swam back to the shore, put our clothes on and talked until the sun came up, then got breakfast. It felt like a movie really. We went out almost every night after that, just as friends and didn't really even talk about what happened until he was with his "girlfriend" at that bar again. He sat on the couch talking to me the whole time, ignoring her, so eventually she came up and sat in my lap giving him a look like "Hello??? Give me attention" and he asked her if we can have a threesome and she said yea after the jungle party

Now we talk regularly and like each others stories on instagram, and are planning to meet again in a few months.
And to think I ALMOST didn't say anything..... ALWAYS TRY!!!!!

Leaving America and getting on high dose TRT is the BEST thing I ever did!!!!!!! I just have so much regret about not starting this earlier, I'd probably have found a husband by now.

Hey @RealSurgerymax what are realistic and doable cosmetic ways to increase pfl

 

[RapeAllFemales]

Kill yourself fag

 

[AustrianMogger]

1. "You look great"
2. "Your feet are SO BIG!!!! AND I WANT TO TOUCH THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
3. "I'm gonna lick your feet later if that's okay....."
4. "Want me to have sex with you?"

Target is always a decent to hot looking 20-something year old white guy
Setting is usually just walking up and down the beach/street or a bar

Success rate about 1/15
Friend rate about 5/15 "Im straight but what's ur ig/we can still go out and..... etc."
Bad/Aggressive/Disgusted/Offended reaction rate about 1/50. Actually so rare.

I used to NEVER think it was possible to actually go up to people in public (especially other guys) and was a slave to the apps. Now I hardly ever use them and actually have far better success with cold approach. High dose TRT (250-350mg) completely changed my mindset. I remember trying to hide it when I was admiring a guy, I would get so nervous about getting caught looking. Now it's the opposite. When I see something I like - I ask. I feel absolutely COMPELLED to ask and feel so much regret when I don't. I have even approached guys right in front of their wife/girlfriend, treating her invisible the whole time.

I find French and German guys to be the most open, even if they identify as straight
Many don't have an ounce of shame about it, sometimes hooking up right there on the beach (in the dark)

Getting over the shame/fear has lead to some of the most exciting moments of my life. Times when I thought "This is DEFINITELY not gonna work" it has.

One of the most memorable was in February with a 29 year old SEXY German guy I met around 10PM in a bar in Koh Tao, he was making out with this girl he was casually seeing. We talked a little (normally) and kept running into eachother that night. Then around 3AM I saw him walking alone in the street, about 45 seconds walk from the beach. We acknowledged eachother and after basic small talk, without even thinking, I just said "You are so hot, let's go hang out on the beach." He looked stunned for second and asked if I was joking and I said "No. Let's go" and he was like "Okay Why not?" so we walked to the beach and took our clothes off (Skinny dipping and public sex is VERY common and unofficially permitted at night on Sairee Beach) and swam to one of the many dive boats anchored about 20 meters from the shoreline and climbed in, and hooked up inside. I wont get too vulgar but he told me it was fine for me to escalate past basic things (he bottomed for me.)

View attachment 3851181

After we finished we just cuddled and laid in the boat for a few minutes, then swam back to the shore, put our clothes on and talked until the sun came up, then got breakfast. It felt like a movie really. We went out almost every night after that, just as friends and didn't really even talk about what happened until he was with his "girlfriend" at that bar again. He sat on the couch talking to me the whole time, ignoring her, so eventually she came up and sat in my lap giving him a look like "Hello??? Give me attention" and he asked her if we can have a threesome and she said yea after the jungle party

Now we talk regularly and like each others stories on instagram, and are planning to meet again in a few months.
And to think I ALMOST didn't say anything..... ALWAYS TRY!!!!!

Leaving America and getting on high dose TRT is the BEST thing I ever did!!!!!!! I just have so much regret about not starting this earlier, I'd probably have found a husband by now.

Are you gay gay or bi like barrett if your bi why not do the threesome with the german dude ? Sounds fun for you

 

[Andremln]

bro how can i trust u to be my surgeon if ur a faggot

optimal when it comes to looksmaxxing tbh

 

[RapeAllFemales]

it's annoying to know that the only way I can modify my skull base is to rely on a fucking degenerate faggot shit who operates with a pepe meme hat

 

[Hernan]

1. "You look great"
2. "Your feet are SO BIG!!!! AND I WANT TO TOUCH THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
3. "I'm gonna lick your feet later if that's okay....."
4. "Want me to have sex with you?"

Target is always a decent to hot looking 20-something year old white guy
Setting is usually just walking up and down the beach/street or a bar

Success rate about 1/15
Friend rate about 5/15 "Im straight but what's ur ig/we can still go out and..... etc."
Bad/Aggressive/Disgusted/Offended reaction rate about 1/50. Actually so rare.

I used to NEVER think it was possible to actually go up to people in public (especially other guys) and was a slave to the apps. Now I hardly ever use them and actually have far better success with cold approach. High dose TRT (250-350mg) completely changed my mindset. I remember trying to hide it when I was admiring a guy, I would get so nervous about getting caught looking. Now it's the opposite. When I see something I like - I ask. I feel absolutely COMPELLED to ask and feel so much regret when I don't. I have even approached guys right in front of their wife/girlfriend, treating her invisible the whole time.

I find French and German guys to be the most open, even if they identify as straight
Many don't have an ounce of shame about it, sometimes hooking up right there on the beach (in the dark)

Getting over the shame/fear has lead to some of the most exciting moments of my life. Times when I thought "This is DEFINITELY not gonna work" it has.

One of the most memorable was in February with a 29 year old SEXY German guy I met around 10PM in a bar in Koh Tao, he was making out with this girl he was casually seeing. We talked a little (normally) and kept running into eachother that night. Then around 3AM I saw him walking alone in the street, about 45 seconds walk from the beach. We acknowledged eachother and after basic small talk, without even thinking, I just said "You are so hot, let's go hang out on the beach." He looked stunned for second and asked if I was joking and I said "No. Let's go" and he was like "Okay Why not?" so we walked to the beach and took our clothes off (Skinny dipping and public sex is VERY common and unofficially permitted at night on Sairee Beach) and swam to one of the many dive boats anchored about 20 meters from the shoreline and climbed in, and hooked up inside. I wont get too vulgar but he told me it was fine for me to escalate past basic things (he bottomed for me.)

View attachment 3851181

After we finished we just cuddled and laid in the boat for a few minutes, then swam back to the shore, put our clothes on and talked until the sun came up, then got breakfast. It felt like a movie really. We went out almost every night after that, just as friends and didn't really even talk about what happened until he was with his "girlfriend" at that bar again. He sat on the couch talking to me the whole time, ignoring her, so eventually she came up and sat in my lap giving him a look like "Hello??? Give me attention" and he asked her if we can have a threesome and she said yea after the jungle party

Now we talk regularly and like each others stories on instagram, and are planning to meet again in a few months.
And to think I ALMOST didn't say anything..... ALWAYS TRY!!!!!

Leaving America and getting on high dose TRT is the BEST thing I ever did!!!!!!! I just have so much regret about not starting this earlier, I'd probably have found a husband by now.

What the FUCK.

 

[Proex]

giant how are you? mirin still seeing you here

 

[RealSurgerymax]

This only works if you’re a faggot since all faggots are hypersexual deviants.

If straight guy tries this on a girl he’s getting slapped unless he’s CL+

The reason this even works at all is because you probably approach low test tranny faggot twinks who want to be dominated

(this is a joke. Fags are cool. I just like to use slurs)

DEFINITELY you CAN'T approach girls like that.

Faggots aren't hypersexual, MEN are. That's why this is possible. We're fine with just cutting to the chase and not wasting time.

Hey @RealSurgerymax what are realistic and doable cosmetic ways to increase pfl

Only through a combination of procedures all which give small and incremental real and perceived PFL gains. LOR Shave, Tripod with orbital volumization, Medial Orbital Wall Augmentation/LOW Decompression (Globe Lateralization), Canthopexy. Big risks for small gains.

Kill yourself fag

EAT MY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you gay gay or bi like barrett if your bi why not do the threesome with the german dude ? Sounds fun for you

I did do the threesome, but I was mostly there for him . Back when I lived in America I liked to sit with the bar girls in my lap and make out with them but I never cared to actually fuck them. A few experiences in the last few months earned me official bisexual status though. In another recent instance me and my straight friend got sucked off on the beach bar by a girl. We just sat there next to eachother, cocks out, having the most normal conversation, while a girl alternated between sucking me and him, giving a hand job to the other

optimal when it comes to looksmaxxing tbh

So true

it's annoying to know that the only way I can modify my skull base is to rely on a fucking degenerate faggot shit who operates with a pepe meme hat

giant how are you? mirin still seeing you here

Oh not too bad thx for asking

 

[truthhurts]

DEFINITELY you CAN'T approach girls like that.

Faggots aren't hypersexual, MEN are. That's why this is possible. We're fine with just cutting to the chase and not wasting time.



Only through a combination of procedures all which give small and incremental real and perceived PFL gains. LOR Shave, Tripod with orbital volumization, Medial Orbital Wall Augmentation/LOW Decompression (Globe Lateralization), Canthopexy. Big risks for small gains.



EAT MY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I did do the threesome, but I was mostly there for him . Back when I lived in America I liked to sit with the bar girls in my lap and make out with them but I never cared to actually fuck them. A few experiences in the last few months earned me official bisexual status though. In another recent instance me and my straight friend got sucked off on the beach bar by a girl. We just sat there next to eachother, cocks out, having the most normal conversation, while a girl alternated between sucking me and him, giving a hand job to the other



So true







Oh not too bad thx for asking

How old are you?
If I remember correctly, you mentioned of going for OBO for yourself, when will this actually happen?

 

[dranja]

1. "You look great"
2. "Your feet are SO BIG!!!! AND I WANT TO TOUCH THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
3. "I'm gonna lick your feet later if that's okay....."
4. "Want me to have sex with you?"

Target is always a decent to hot looking 20-something year old white guy
Setting is usually just walking up and down the beach/street or a bar

Success rate about 1/15
Friend rate about 5/15 "Im straight but what's ur ig/we can still go out and..... etc."
Bad/Aggressive/Disgusted/Offended reaction rate about 1/50. Actually so rare.

I used to NEVER think it was possible to actually go up to people in public (especially other guys) and was a slave to the apps. Now I hardly ever use them and actually have far better success with cold approach. High dose TRT (250-350mg) completely changed my mindset. I remember trying to hide it when I was admiring a guy, I would get so nervous about getting caught looking. Now it's the opposite. When I see something I like - I ask. I feel absolutely COMPELLED to ask and feel so much regret when I don't. I have even approached guys right in front of their wife/girlfriend, treating her invisible the whole time.

I find French and German guys to be the most open, even if they identify as straight
Many don't have an ounce of shame about it, sometimes hooking up right there on the beach (in the dark)

Getting over the shame/fear has lead to some of the most exciting moments of my life. Times when I thought "This is DEFINITELY not gonna work" it has.

One of the most memorable was in February with a 29 year old SEXY German guy I met around 10PM in a bar in Koh Tao, he was making out with this girl he was casually seeing. We talked a little (normally) and kept running into eachother that night. Then around 3AM I saw him walking alone in the street, about 45 seconds walk from the beach. We acknowledged eachother and after basic small talk, without even thinking, I just said "You are so hot, let's go hang out on the beach." He looked stunned for second and asked if I was joking and I said "No. Let's go" and he was like "Okay Why not?" so we walked to the beach and took our clothes off (Skinny dipping and public sex is VERY common and unofficially permitted at night on Sairee Beach) and swam to one of the many dive boats anchored about 20 meters from the shoreline and climbed in, and hooked up inside. I wont get too vulgar but he told me it was fine for me to escalate past basic things (he bottomed for me.)

View attachment 3851181

After we finished we just cuddled and laid in the boat for a few minutes, then swam back to the shore, put our clothes on and talked until the sun came up, then got breakfast. It felt like a movie really. We went out almost every night after that, just as friends and didn't really even talk about what happened until he was with his "girlfriend" at that bar again. He sat on the couch talking to me the whole time, ignoring her, so eventually she came up and sat in my lap giving him a look like "Hello??? Give me attention" and he asked her if we can have a threesome and she said yea after the jungle party

Now we talk regularly and like each others stories on instagram, and are planning to meet again in a few months.
And to think I ALMOST didn't say anything..... ALWAYS TRY!!!!!

Leaving America and getting on high dose TRT is the BEST thing I ever did!!!!!!! I just have so much regret about not starting this earlier, I'd probably have found a husband by now.

i usually just ask if she wanna swordfight

 

[RealSurgerymax]

How old are you?
If I remember correctly, you mentioned of going for OBO for yourself, when will this actually happen?

I just turned 28
Soon but I need to do a few more with the surgeons for them to feel comfortable doing it without me being there (awake)

 

[truthhurts]

I just turned 28

Belated Happy Birthday

Soon but I need to do a few more with the surgeons for them to feel comfortable doing it without me being there (awake)

Does it mean, in the time of your surgery and recovery, you won’t be available to your clients?

 

[RealSurgerymax]

Belated Happy Birthday

Does it mean, in the time of your surgery and recovery, you won’t be available to your clients?

that will only be like 3 weeks max

 

[Part-Time Chad]

If you look good, you can say almost anything to a foid. No need for "pickup lines".

 

[AustrianMogger]

DEFINITELY you CAN'T approach girls like that.

Faggots aren't hypersexual, MEN are. That's why this is possible. We're fine with just cutting to the chase and not wasting time.



Only through a combination of procedures all which give small and incremental real and perceived PFL gains. LOR Shave, Tripod with orbital volumization, Medial Orbital Wall Augmentation/LOW Decompression (Globe Lateralization), Canthopexy. Big risks for small gains.



EAT MY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I did do the threesome, but I was mostly there for him . Back when I lived in America I liked to sit with the bar girls in my lap and make out with them but I never cared to actually fuck them. A few experiences in the last few months earned me official bisexual status though. In another recent instance me and my straight friend got sucked off on the beach bar by a girl. We just sat there next to eachother, cocks out, having the most normal conversation, while a girl alternated between sucking me and him, giving a hand job to the other



So true







Oh not too bad thx for asking

What about drill hole lateral cantoplasty, does it still increase pfl or not. Which pfl increasing surgerys of those you listed do you offer yourself for planning and doing the surgery ?

Are you german or germanspeaking by any chance or why do you like german guys so much ?

 

[ascension]

People really trust this unhinged wackjob to design their implants and organise their surgeries
@cute

 

[RealSurgerymax]

What about drill hole lateral cantoplasty, does it still increase pfl or not. Which pfl increasing surgerys of those you listed do you offer yourself for planning and doing the surgery ?

Are you german or germanspeaking by any chance or why do you like german guys so much ?

Yes it does a little IF the lateral canthus is hanging from the LOR (laxity.) Every surgery I listed we can do with the plastic surgeons I partner with. We can even. use guides for drill hole canthopexy now, and build it into custom implants if needed.

No im American. It's just a coincidence that I ended up with so many German guys. There's a lot on the island and we just get along well I guess. Australian is my favorite though.

People really trust this unhinged wackjob to design their implants and organise their surgeries
@cute

Yea because I have the best results, invented or improved half of the state of things, patented and thus literally OWN some surgeries and custom implant/plate/guide styles, and most experienced by far. Idiot lol.

 

[AustrianMogger]

Yes it does a little IF the lateral canthus is hanging from the LOR (laxity.) Every surgery I listed we can do with the plastic surgeons I partner with. We can even. use guides for drill hole canthopexy now, and build it into custom implants if needed.

No im American. It's just a coincidence that I ended up with so many German guys. There's a lot on the island and we just get along well I guess. Australian is my favorite though.



Yea cause im the best, invented half of the state of things, and most experienced by far. Idiot lol.

What is most low risk/cheapest so best ROI from this surgerys?
(Why dont you have a website where you give detailed list what you offer and cost/how your processes works)

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

1. "You look great"
2. "Your feet are SO BIG!!!! AND I WANT TO TOUCH THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
3. "I'm gonna lick your feet later if that's okay....."
4. "Want me to have sex with you?"

Target is always a decent to hot looking 20-something year old white guy
Setting is usually just walking up and down the beach/street or a bar

Success rate about 1/15
Friend rate about 5/15 "Im straight but what's ur ig/we can still go out and..... etc."
Bad/Aggressive/Disgusted/Offended reaction rate about 1/50. Actually so rare.

I used to NEVER think it was possible to actually go up to people in public (especially other guys) and was a slave to the apps. Now I hardly ever use them and actually have far better success with cold approach. High dose TRT (250-350mg) completely changed my mindset. I remember trying to hide it when I was admiring a guy, I would get so nervous about getting caught looking. Now it's the opposite. When I see something I like - I ask. I feel absolutely COMPELLED to ask and feel so much regret when I don't. I have even approached guys right in front of their wife/girlfriend, treating her invisible the whole time.

I find French and German guys to be the most open, even if they identify as straight
Many don't have an ounce of shame about it, sometimes hooking up right there on the beach (in the dark)

Getting over the shame/fear has lead to some of the most exciting moments of my life. Times when I thought "This is DEFINITELY not gonna work" it has.

One of the most memorable was in February with a 29 year old SEXY German guy I met around 10PM in a bar in Koh Tao, he was making out with this girl he was casually seeing. We talked a little (normally) and kept running into eachother that night. Then around 3AM I saw him walking alone in the street, about 45 seconds walk from the beach. We acknowledged eachother and after basic small talk, without even thinking, I just said "You are so hot, let's go hang out on the beach." He looked stunned for second and asked if I was joking and I said "No. Let's go" and he was like "Okay Why not?" so we walked to the beach and took our clothes off (Skinny dipping and public sex is VERY common and unofficially permitted at night on Sairee Beach) and swam to one of the many dive boats anchored about 20 meters from the shoreline and climbed in, and hooked up inside. I wont get too vulgar but he told me it was fine for me to escalate past basic things (he bottomed for me.)

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After we finished we just cuddled and laid in the boat for a few minutes, then swam back to the shore, put our clothes on and talked until the sun came up, then got breakfast. It felt like a movie really. We went out almost every night after that, just as friends and didn't really even talk about what happened until he was with his "girlfriend" at that bar again. He sat on the couch talking to me the whole time, ignoring her, so eventually she came up and sat in my lap giving him a look like "Hello??? Give me attention" and he asked her if we can have a threesome and she said yea after the jungle party

Now we talk regularly and like each others stories on instagram, and are planning to meet again in a few months.
And to think I ALMOST didn't say anything..... ALWAYS TRY!!!!!

Leaving America and getting on high dose TRT is the BEST thing I ever did!!!!!!! I just have so much regret about not starting this earlier, I'd probably have found a husband by now.

I was hoping for good lines nigga

 

[RealSurgerymax]

What is most low risk/cheapest so best ROI from this surgerys?
(Why dont you have a website where you give detailed list what you offer and cost/how your processes works)

- You need to be fully assessed with scans to know what applies to your situation
- I dont specialize in cheap
- I have an instagram showing just about everything. Look at the story highlights there's hours worth of content to go through. Why I dont have a website is frankly because I dont need it. I have quite literally the WORST marketing in history and it still works because I'm good enough.

I was hoping for good lines nigga

"Come over" is one of the best for texting

 

[RealSurgerymax]

im about to go do it again

 

[Iraniancel]

Wtf??? Why is this allowed? I thougt you cant openly fagpost

 

[ltnsyn]

if they say no just say you’ll kill yourself

 

[Orc]

based and redpilled.

 

[Iraniancel]

reason nr 028390 why .is is superior

 

[Orc]

Wtf??? Why is this allowed? I thougt you cant openly fagpost

I'd argue picking up women is far more gay due to all the feminine bullshit you'd be dealing with.

 

[RealSurgerymax]

Wtf??? Why is this allowed? I thougt you cant openly fagpost

reason nr 028390 why .is is superior

Over for IRANIAN cels

if they say no just say you’ll kill yourself

Why should they care? I wouldn't.

I'd argue picking up women is far more gay due to all the feminine bullshit you'd be dealing with.

It's a true humliation ritual. Guys should just date eachother and opt out of the foid dating market. That's why foids hate when chads are gay (although seeing 2 hot guys kissing turns them on, I have some pills about this)

 

[tweaqo]

Mirin the low inhibition. I would be too scared to do this (for women that is).

What is the best surgery for someone with droopy under eyes, but who has (good enough infra projection), so not implants)? Could a canthoplasty be enough, or would lower eyelid retraction be needed? (Mine isn’t too severe)

 

[RealSurgerymax]

Mirin the low inhibition. I would be too scared to do this (for women that is).

What is the best surgery for someone with droopy under eyes, but who has (good enough infra projection), so not implants)? Could a canthoplasty be enough, or would lower eyelid retraction be needed? (Mine isn’t too severe)

It's a big waste of time to talk in generality. Everyones case has to be assessed independently.

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

if i said this to a woman id probably get crucified in the middle of the street and lit on fire

Subgigachad problems
Worked for me

 

[RealSurgerymax]

im about to go do it again

It worked

 

[Foreverbrad]

Well that was unexpected.

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

I'd argue picking up women is far more gay due to all the feminine bullshit you'd be dealing with.

Removed my post but this is still up. I didnt even posts tranny sex or shit

 

[optimisticzoomer]

bro how can i trust u to be my surgeon if ur a faggot

Acting like that's the only red flag

 

[optimisticzoomer]

This thread is like a gold mine of larps