Piss Grapes Or Shit Watermelon

[dhusc]

Bro fears his penis exploding over dying, respect

bro I’m so bewildered

how are people actively picking the watermelon

foids push out babies from a hole smaller than the asshole, your pissing out a maximum of grape seed at max

 

[autisticular]

Y

bro I’m so bewildered

how are people actively picking the watermelon

foids push out babies from a hole smaller than the asshole, your pissing out a maximum of grape seed at max

that hole designed push out a watermelon sized object, ur ass isn’t

 

[dhusc]

Y

that hole designed push out a watermelon sized object, ur ass isn’t

bro some Viking actively shat this out

a watermelon isn’t that far fetched, when have you ever seen someone pissing a grape sized object

 

[autisticular]

Look at the shape of that, that is possible cause the width isn’t that insane, also, people pass kidneys though their dicks and don’t die

 

[im.dark.wrld]

I would've chosen both but since that's not an option I choose grapes

But here's the thing, I hold my piss in, and drink a shit load of mountain dew.

The mountain dew acts as an acid that while I'm holding my piss will eventually start melting the grapes, making me able to piss them with 0 hustle in sight

 

[dhusc]

I would've chosen both but since that's not an option I choose grapes

But here's the thing, I hold my piss in, and drink a shit load of mountain dew.

The mountain dew acts as an acid that while I'm holding my piss will eventually start melting the grapes, making me able to piss them with 0 hustle in sight

the grape is indestructible until it comes out of ur penis fully

 

[dhusc]

Look at the shape of that, that is possible cause the width isn’t that insane, also, people pass kidneys though their dicks and don’t die

bro kidney stones are tiny and get pulverised

this is a whole grape the size of like 5 large kidney stones

 

[im.dark.wrld]

the grape is indestructible until it comes out of ur penis fully

Bro what kind of grapes is that

I guess I have to shit a watermelon then