pissing sitting down mogs

[MagicalWaves]

if u stand to piss ur a weird motherfucker

 

[theblueprints]

fr bruh like not tryna get piss on my cheeks when I’m shitting later

 

[Mai Sakurajima.]

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nigga fuck brick

 

[Patrick.]

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That's why I urinate upside down

And to demonstrate my power I urinate harder than the others

 

[MagicalWaves]

nigga fuck brick

@Master ban this motherfucker NOW

 

[Mai Sakurajima.]

@Master ban this motherfucker NOW

ugly ass annoying kid brick

 

[Patrick.]

@Master ban this motherfucker NOW

Ou shiii

 

[Bipolar2Cel]

Yup.. standing pissing splashes and shit very easily... fucking disgusting doing that at home. Always stand and piss in other places but not at home where I want to keep things clean and not want tiny drops of piss splashing about in the toilet and getting on the seat, lid, and floor. Impossible to not get micro traces of piss on the floor standing pissing lol. Even worse when the last drops dribbling out and hitting the edge of the toilet and splashing on your legs. Hate that so much.

 

[v0lcel]

Yup.. standing pissing splashes and shit very easily... fucking disgusting doing that at home. Always stand and piss in other places but not at home where I want to keep things clean and not want tiny drops of piss splashing about in the toilet and getting on the seat, lid, and floor. Impossible to not get micro traces of piss on the floor standing pissing lol. Even worse when the last drops dribbling out and hitting the edge of the toilet and splashing on your legs. Hate that so much.

EXactly bro. Everyone think im sissy because of it. They cannot comprehend how important hygiene and self respect is

 

[ChoppedArab]

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is you piss sitting down your a cuck
primals piss standing up

 

[Bipolar2Cel]

EXactly bro. Everyone think im sissy because of it. They cannot comprehend how important hygiene and self respect is

Yeah hahaha.. they think you are ridiculous while their bathroom has dried drops of piss stains on the floor, get on their legs/pants and dries in there then walking around with dried traces of piss on their pants lol.. disgusting and lack of self-respect. Guys that piss standing I can always see the dried traces of piss around the toilet on the floor lol..

 

[Bipolar2Cel]

is you piss sitting down your a cuck
primals piss standing up

Toilets are manmade and require manmade pissing strategies at home.

 

[ChoppedArab]

Toilets are manmade and require manmade pissing strategies at home.

toilets are manmade go piss in the bushes outiside

 

[Bipolar2Cel]

toilets are manmade go piss in the bushes outiside

Good alternative. I do some gardening at times too and used piss as fertilizer, SUPER effective.

 

[milkshake_addict]

thats true I only stand up and pee when im in public washrooms

 

[Sustanon]

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Pissing while sitting down when you're alone is ok but not standing to piss when other people are using the toilet is a low T trait
Whenever there is someone else I try to make my stream as loud as possible

 

[MagicalWaves]

Pissing while sitting down when you're alone is ok but not standing to piss when other people are using the toilet is a low T trait
Whenever there is someone else I try to make my stream as loud as possible

i put toilet paper on the beok beforehand i am the fucking alpha male asserting dominance alerting motherfuckers around me that im top G and all of them can eat my penis and ass hole

 

[Kahoas]

Agree only retards want so sit in their piss while shitting. Other thing tho when it’s a public bathroom