Playing real football is one of the biggest smv maxes

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Imagine performing well in front of JBs, they will have no option but to drool over you as you smoothly dribble through the defense

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It really doesn't get any more satisfying than controlling a ball with your feet, it's the ultimate skill showdown. That's why hand dominated sports are for pussies

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Also scoring a goal in front of girls and doing a cool celebration will bost your smv immensely

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And people who play sports where they just run into each other with no real skill at all think they're the Chads

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You haven't seen the half of it. You need to play a true aesthetic and skill demanding sport to impress girls

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Man I miss playing football at this court at my old house when I was 12. I'd always come home from school and go there, it was like 10 seconds of walking. Everyone accepted each other, you'd play with kids of all ages and pro's sometimes. It was really fun.
 
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Good thread this is actually so true, I don't know a single dude that played football growing up who is incel.
 
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Man I miss playing football at this court at my old house when I was 12. I'd always come home from school and go there, it was like 10 seconds of walking. Everyone accepted each other, you'd play with kids of all ages and pro's sometimes. It was really fun.
The dopamine release is just insane, that's why I started playing it again
 
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The question is: are females able to appreciate the technical gesture of a footballer, since they are not interested in sport?
Put simply, taking away the social impact that females are able to appreciate, and calibrating the evolutionary impact associated with dominance of certain athletic gestures, are we sure that they would appreciate fine gestures, such as ball control in tight situations? I think not
 
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The question is: are females able to appreciate the technical gesture of a footballer, since they are not interested in sport?
Put simply, taking away the social impact that females are able to appreciate, and calibrating the evolutionary impact associated with dominance of certain athletic gestures, are we sure that they would appreciate fine gestures, such as ball control in tight situations? I think not
Of course they are, the movements required in football involve skills and athleticism that are inherently recognizable by humans as impressive. Just watch this video where two american girls react to Messi


 
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that's not real football
 
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Imagine performing well in front of JBs, they will have no option but to drool over you as you smoothly dribble through the defense

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It really doesn't get any more satisfying than controlling a ball with your feet, it's the ultimate skill showdown. That's why hand dominated sports are for pussies

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Also scoring a goal in front of girls and doing a cool celebration will bost your smv immensely

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And people who play sports where they just run into each other with no real skill at all think they're the Chads

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You haven't seen the half of it. You need to play a true aesthetic and skill demanding sport to impress girls

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>real football

also the best plays in american football look way more high T than the ones in soccer
 
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I think OP means "mud people football"

Enjoyed in 3rd world countries everywhere
 
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Of course they are, the movements required in football involve skills and athleticism that are inherently recognizable by humans as impressive. Just watch this video where two american girls react to Messi



They react this way because his name is Messi, if he were a child from the favela they would recognise the quality (sort of) but not appreciate it
 
The question is: are females able to appreciate the technical gesture of a footballer, since they are not interested in sport?
Put simply, taking away the social impact that females are able to appreciate, and calibrating the evolutionary impact associated with dominance of certain athletic gestures, are we sure that they would appreciate fine gestures, such as ball control in tight situations? I think not
Lol, no they aren't...
They like footballers because of their status, the money they make and because they are usually more athletic and well built.
 
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that's not real football
>real football

also the best plays in american football look way more high T than the ones in soccer
End it, you pathetic wannabes. Do you have any idea how incredibly untalented you need to be to take up a sport where you can play while being an obese 300lb sack of fat. All you do is carry a ball with your hand while dogpiling on each other and you think you can compare to this

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Hahaha, don't make me laugh.

What do you even do with an eggball other than throw it or catch it like a god playing fetch

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End it, you pathetic wannabes. Do you have any idea how incredibly untalented you need to be to take up a sport where you can play while being an obese 300lb sack of fat. All you do is carry a ball with your hand while dogpiling on each other and you think you can compare to this

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Hahaha, don't make me laugh.

What do you even do with an eggball other than throw it or catch it like a god playing fetch

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as opposed to all you have to do is kick a ball
 
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They react this way because his name is Messi, if he were a child from the favela they would recognise the quality (sort of) but not appreciate it
They don't know who he is lol there's no status halo in this case
 
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They don't know who he is lol there's no status halo in this case
They partly know, they recognise the importance of Messi from the views. For females social status and ability are hardly separable in these cases
I have to see the video, but if I did, I would be sure that the reactions would be incongruous with actual status-free reactions
 
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as opposed to all you have to do is kick a ball
At a specific target, with a player defending your shots, as opposed to scoring just from crossing a line that spans across the whole field. I could go on and on about how much more difficult and skill demanding it is, boy
 
At a specific target, with a player defending your shots, as opposed to scoring just from crossing a line that spans across the whole field. I could go on and on about how much more difficult and skill demanding it is, boy
you think players don't defend the passes in american football? JFL at ur low iq
 
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Rugby Players imo have higher SMV as far as European Sports is concerned most Soccer Players
lets be honest look like twinks for the most part only a select few of them are Robust looking and
have women lusting for them
 
you think players don't defend the passes in american football? JFL at ur low iq
Didn't say that and don't care, the point is they don't just kick the ball and that's it, you have to beat the goalkeeper and shoot it past his defending, there needs to be specific precision.
 
Didn't say that and don't care, the point is they don't just kick the ball and that's it, you have to beat the goalkeeper and shoot it past his defending, there needs to be specific precision.
wow so complex
 
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it's not, your using hands and legs in american football
Only for punting the ball away and kicking it through the goalposts, which is why saying that all you do is kick the ball in real football is stupid because they actually have to control and handle the ball while running, try doing that as opposed to just kicking the ball, i promise you'll trip over yourself. Hahahah
 
Rugby is the chad game.
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Football is by far most skill demanding sport out there...I played several other sports with the ball and none of them come close to this in the term of skill and coordination
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Football players have the highest SMV in the world.
Lol @ americucks coping, I would be ashamed to even take part in an activity where 120 kg landwhales can play let alone call it sport let alone compare it to real football...also lol @ those fat fucks wearing protective gear like pussies they are...rugby players at least don't wear armour lol.
American fatball is like a pussy version of rugby.
 
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Football is by far most skill demanding sport out there...I played several other sports with the ball and none of them come close to this in the term of skill and coordination
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Football players have the highest SMV in the world.
Lol @ americucks coping, I would be ashamed to even take part in an activity where 120 kg landwhales can play let alone call it sport let alone compare it to real football...also lol @ those fat fucks wearing protective gear like pussies they are...rugby players at least don't wear armour lol.
American fatball is like a pussy version of rugby.
its easily baseball. Baseball is the hardest sport. U are a legend in baseball if you can get a hit just 3 out of 10 times. 30% success rate makes u a legend. Also u have to hit a small ball going 99mph. Its by far the hardest sport skill wise
 
End it, you pathetic wannabes. Do you have any idea how incredibly untalented you need to be to take up a sport where you can play while being an obese 300lb sack of fat. All you do is carry a ball with your hand while dogpiling on each other and you think you can compare to this

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Hahaha, don't make me laugh.

What do you even do with an eggball other than throw it or catch it like a god playing fetch

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thats like saying foids wanna fuck clowns cuz they can juggle. jfl no technical ability for ur frame
 
Real football, American football is for chads. Soccer is a girls sport. It's for people who like Dubai, JDM cars, baggy jeans and listen to J Cole.
 
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Jfl, this nigga put that fraudulent middle east football sport, instead of the true american football where only 6ft chads are allowed to play
 
Only for punting the ball away and kicking it through the goalposts, which is why saying that all you do is kick the ball in real football is stupid because they actually have to control and handle the ball while running, try doing that as opposed to just kicking the ball, i promise you'll trip over yourself. Hahahah
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Jfl, this nigga put that fraudulent middle east football sport, instead of the true american football where only 6ft chads are allowed to play
"Middle East football, fraudulent football" :lul::lul::lul: you people are so delusional it's pitiful
 
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No one fucking cares you wear helmets to play and the sport itself is about as impressive and talented as playing catch. Hahahaha
Dude stfu baseball mogs all these sports. Look at the highlights I posted
 
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It is for casual fans tbh. But it’s the hardest and most skilled sport to play and that’s a statistical fact
How is it the most skilled, it just takes arm strength
 
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How is it the most skilled, it just takes arm strength
Nigga the sport is so hard that hitters who hit the ball successfully in play without out 3/10 times (.300 average) go into hall of fame and become legends. Imagine having to hit a 99mph projectile coming at u for success. It’s near impossible to succeed at let alone be great at. Hitting a baseball with a bat is the hardest thing to do in sports. Learn to respect other sports. Yes it can be boring but it’s a really skillful game
 

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