PLS I NEED >YOUR HELP¨¨¨¨¨¨¨__ el cartel wants to kill me

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I'm typing this with one hand while the other clutches my severed finger-the Zetas just delivered it to my doorstep as a "warning" for posting anti-cartel memes. My cousin was beheaded on Facebook Live last week for sharing a meme about El Chapo's receding hairline.

The VPN I'm using is smuggled from Guatemala-I paid for it with my little brothers virginity to a narco lieutenant. Every 10 minutes, I hear AK-47 fire outside as they hunt down anyone who dares log in to foreign sites.

My laptop is covered in bloodstains from when they shot up my house last night-I barely escaped by crawling through the sewer. This forum is literally the only place left where I can scream before they dissolve me in acid or feed me to their attack dogs.

Grant me VIP so at least my corpse has some dignity when they find me floating in the Rio Grande tomorrow morning.
 
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I'm typing this with one hand while the other clutches my severed finger-the Zetas just delivered it to my doorstep as a "warning" for posting anti-cartel memes. My cousin was beheaded on Facebook Live last week for sharing a meme about El Chapo's receding hairline.

The VPN I'm using is smuggled from Guatemala-I paid for it with my little brothers virginity to a narco lieutenant. Every 10 minutes, I hear AK-47 fire outside as they hunt down anyone who dares log in to foreign sites.

My laptop is covered in bloodstains from when they shot up my house last night-I barely escaped by crawling through the sewer. This forum is literally the only place left where I can scream before they dissolve me in acid or feed me to their attack dogs.

Grant me VIP so at least my corpse has some dignity when they find me floating in the Rio Grande tomorrow morning.
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had some nigga beg me for vip in dms

whats up with that? I literally don't think I have it
 
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had some nigga beg me for vip in dms

whats up with that? I literally don't think I have it
I had a guy beg me to delete his thread in the rating section bc he thought I was mod


@Jason Voorhees I beg you senior help me, spare some pesos muchos gracias
 
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Trenches


nigga larping the trenches just for vip
 
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I'm typing this with one hand while the other clutches my severed finger-the Zetas just delivered it to my doorstep as a "warning" for posting anti-cartel memes. My cousin was beheaded on Facebook Live last week for sharing a meme about El Chapo's receding hairline.

The VPN I'm using is smuggled from Guatemala-I paid for it with my little brothers virginity to a narco lieutenant. Every 10 minutes, I hear AK-47 fire outside as they hunt down anyone who dares log in to foreign sites.

My laptop is covered in bloodstains from when they shot up my house last night-I barely escaped by crawling through the sewer. This forum is literally the only place left where I can scream before they dissolve me in acid or feed me to their attack dogs.

Grant me VIP so at least my corpse has some dignity when they find me floating in the Rio Grande tomorrow morning.
Is this actually real
 
he's banned lil bro
we need to avenge him
fuck that guy we argued over discord and yesterday and he was being super irational

he started shitting blood after I said bullying was based and that he was a low T victim for getting annoyed at me, he adhominemaxxed while I deconstructed his arguments

he's spo dif on dc than on org
 
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