Poo-sculpting theory.

[Deleted member 1089]

What you need is :

1 Ziplock bag
1 Sack of shit or you can shit in your hands for safe keeping
1 Freezer
1 Can of human flesh paint
1 Bowl
1 Brush

Step 1, Mix poo with water and corn starch
Step 2, Put the mixture in the bowl and start to slowly apply the mixture on desired area.
Step 3, Sculpt the poo just the way you want it, could be used as jaw implant etc...
Step 4, Go inside the freezer for a couple of hours, preferably over the night.
Step 5, Get the paint and cover the poo to make it blend in with the skin better
Step 6, Slowly use some sandpaper to file the poo shards down and make it more smooth.
Step 7, Go out and get laid! What are you waiting for?

 

[Deleted member 5521]

 

[Deleted member 1089]

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Horse poo is not required but could produce better results,
However the best substitute for human feces comes from a giraffe.

 

[Deleted member 4053]

out of all the shit threads on here, this is quite literally the shittiest one

 

[David Disaster]

what are you fucking retarded

 

[thecel]

What you need is :

1 Ziplock bag
1 Sack of shit or you can shit in your hands for safe keeping
1 Freezer
1 Can of human flesh paint
1 Bowl
1 Brush

Step 1, Mix poo with water and corn starch
Step 2, Put the mixture in the bowl and start to slowly apply the mixture on desired area.
Step 3, Sculpt the poo just the way you want it, could be used as jaw implant etc...
Step 4, Go inside the freezer for a couple of hours, preferably over the night.
Step 5, Get the paint and cover the poo to make it blend in with the skin better
Step 6, Slowly use some sandpaper to file the poo shards down and make it more smooth.
Step 7, Go out and get laid! What are you waiting for?

a literal shitpost jfl

 

[Deleted member 1680]

Mods should put this in best of the best section

 

[Deleted member 1089]

what are you fucking retarded

Try it for yourself before you hate on it

 

[Pussyslayer]

Shit thread kys

 

[Deleted member 1089]

Shit thread kys

Thanks

 

[Alexanderr]

How does one even get the urge to make a thread like this? is it the severe autism popping up?

 

[Pussyslayer]

How does one even get the urge to make a thread like this? is it the severe autism popping up?

Pooping up

 

[mysterycel]

Shitmaxxing the ultimate looksmax

 

[Deleted member 1089]

How does one even get the urge to make a thread like this? is it the severe autism popping up?

I love poo

 

[Ritalincel]

Urban Dictionary: Armenian Ringding

Armenian Ringding: The method of taking a shit, jizzing on top of it, then crafting it into a puck shape for later consumption.

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[Ritalincel]

s

 

[lookismfugee]

nichemaxxing

 

[Ascensionrequired]

 

[lookismfugee]

just be roden theory

 

[Ritalincel]

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[Deleted member 1089]

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See, he already tried it. Look what a shine he's got.

 

[Ritalincel]

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[Raidincelkiller]

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XD

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Raidincelkiller]

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[Deleted member 1089]

https://looksmax.org/members/raidincelkiller.7575/

 

[Raidincelkiller]

https://looksmax.org/members/raidincelkiller.7575/

Woah that took me to my profile

 

[Deleted member 5522]

Eat your poop theory

 

[Ritalincel]

It is over.

 

[Deleted member 1089]

It is over.

it is not over with this looksmax