Poo-sculpting theory.

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What you need is :

1 Ziplock bag
1 Sack of shit or you can shit in your hands for safe keeping
1 Freezer
1 Can of human flesh paint
1 Bowl
1 Brush

Step 1, Mix poo with water and corn starch
Step 2, Put the mixture in the bowl and start to slowly apply the mixture on desired area.
Step 3, Sculpt the poo just the way you want it, could be used as jaw implant etc...
Step 4, Go inside the freezer for a couple of hours, preferably over the night.
Step 5, Get the paint and cover the poo to make it blend in with the skin better
Step 6, Slowly use some sandpaper to file the poo shards down and make it more smooth.
Step 7, Go out and get laid! What are you waiting for?
 
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out of all the shit threads on here, this is quite literally the shittiest one
 
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what are you fucking retarded
 
What you need is :

1 Ziplock bag
1 Sack of shit or you can shit in your hands for safe keeping
1 Freezer
1 Can of human flesh paint
1 Bowl
1 Brush

Step 1, Mix poo with water and corn starch
Step 2, Put the mixture in the bowl and start to slowly apply the mixture on desired area.
Step 3, Sculpt the poo just the way you want it, could be used as jaw implant etc...
Step 4, Go inside the freezer for a couple of hours, preferably over the night.
Step 5, Get the paint and cover the poo to make it blend in with the skin better
Step 6, Slowly use some sandpaper to file the poo shards down and make it more smooth.
Step 7, Go out and get laid! What are you waiting for?

a literal shitpost jfl
 
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Mods should put this in best of the best section
 
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Shit thread kys
 
How does one even get the urge to make a thread like this? is it the severe autism popping up?
 
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Shitmaxxing the ultimate looksmax
 
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just be roden theory
 
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Eat your poop theory :sick::sick::sick::feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod:
 
It is over.
 
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