Portugese foids are NOT all that.

garbage ahh country
Atp I’ll just move to south africa
Cope portugal mogs asf only place you can actually ltr people in europe as sub chad tbh
 
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Lisboa mogs?
Expensive af for rent, filled with rich ass digital nomads, and brazilians/pajeets packed into families of 8 in a single room, tourists flooding everywhere. Same is true for Porto.

All other "cities" are really small in comparison to other countries, I wouldn't move unless you got money, and can deal with the bureaucracy
 
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What’s your favorite place?
I was around that area, coimbra, figueira, …
Haven’t seen much of the south and north. Albufeira is nice too I’ve heard
its difficult to answer. It depends on your situation, your money and what you want. Do you value food more? or the time? or women and nightlife? or security?.... there are so many questions that maybe it would be better if we talked about this in pm.

Albufeira is a tourist site, it is colonized by drunk britsh people (Portuguese genocide jfl), it is not a place to live long term.
 
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Expensive af for rent, filled with rich ass digital nomads, and brazilians/pajeets packed into families of 8 in a single room, tourists flooding everywhere. Same is true for Porto.

All other "cities" are really small in comparison to other countries, I wouldn't move unless you got money, and can deal with the bureaucracy
Im portuguesecel unfortunately so I already got the connection :feelswhy: i already get a free passport to here because im ugly and short
 
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problem is portugese foids are short.
Its an amazing thing for manlets like me the chances of an actual LTR 10x over places like UK or germany
 
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Im portuguesecel unfortunately so I already got the connection :feelswhy: i already get a free passport to here because im ugly and short
get rid of that virgin oscar patel shit and you will gain an extra PSL point immediately.
 
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get rid of that virgin oscar patel shit and you will gain an extra PSL point immediately.
Nah I spent like a solid 30 mins making that video I aint taking it down till I kiss someone
 
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Tbh I feel the stereotype that portugal is easy is more due to foreigners not being able to distinguish portuguese from brazilians (Many white brazilians on dating apps, working restaurants and hotels n shiet).

Avg Brazilian foid is trying real hard to geomaxx by marriage to get tf out to a better european country, some even put in their bio shit like "looking for my eu passport teehee :love:"
 
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its difficult to answer. It depends on your situation, your money and what you want. Do you value food more? or the time? or women and nightlife? or security?.... there are so many questions that maybe it would be better if we talked about this in pm.

Albufeira is a tourist site, it is colonized by drunk britsh people (Portuguese genocide jfl), it is not a place to live long term.
I just have to put my residency in another country to stop getting assraped by taxes where I live. Taxes in portugal are pretty alright for what I do and the living costs are also close to none. It’s not about actually living there 24/7 but more so an escape from the tax government here.

I’d probably spend only summers there, I like nature and occasionally the nightlife. I have some ppl that are moving with me and one has family in coimbra which is another plus since they could take care of the house while I’m out.

Really need security tho and no retarded pakis stealing my shit and robbing me.
 
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Tbh I feel the stereotype that portugal is easy is more due to foreigners not being able to distinguish portuguese from brazilians (Many white brazilians on dating apps, working restaurants and hotels n shiet).

Avg Brazilian foid is trying real hard to geomaxx by marriage to get tf out to a better european country, some even put in their bio shit like "looking for my eu passport teehee :love:"
portugal is a nice country i thought.
 
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I just have to put my residency in another country to stop getting assraped by taxes where I live. Taxes in portugal are pretty alright for what I do and the living costs are also close to none. It’s not about actually living there 24/7 but more so an escape from the tax government here.

I’d probably spend only summers there, I like nature and occasionally the nightlife. I have some ppl that are moving with me and one has family in coimbra which is another plus since they could take care of the house while I’m out.

Really need security tho and no retarded pakis stealing my shit and robbing me.
slimmerikske.
 
Taxes in portugal are pretty alright for what I do and the living costs are also close to none.

escape from the tax government here.
IMG 5321
 
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slimmerikske.
Yea I’m so fucked rn, jan 1 2026 I can land in jail if I haven’t moved by then. It’s so over for me brah
 
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taxes in portugal are pretty alright????? this nigga has to sell drugs or something @mightbecooked123
 
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i asked this nigga @org3cel.RR to send me hot portugese foids and besides two of them, they were all borderline MTB.
i said it and i'll say it again, i'm kinda dissapointed.
@PsychoDsk where the foids really hot when you went there or did you just not nut a couple days?
Pneumo, @Zeta , @PsychoDsk all went here, you will never be dissapointed, women here are pretty, NT and virgins
 
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This is a lie btw. @org3cel.RR is retarded, he doesn't know how to choose girls and he is embarrassing our glorious nation rn.
WTF BROO, mulheres portuguesas sao bacanas gajo
 
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I just have to put my residency in another country to stop getting assraped by taxes where I live. Taxes in portugal are pretty alright for what I do and the living costs are also close to none. It’s not about actually living there 24/7 but more so an escape from the tax government here.

I’d probably spend only summers there, I like nature and occasionally the nightlife. I have some ppl that are moving with me and one has family in coimbra which is another plus since they could take care of the house while I’m out.

Really need security tho and no retarded pakis stealing my shit and robbing me.
The special tax regime for foreigners ended last year, now is the same for locals, so I would talk to an accountant, and living costs in the 2 major cities is high
portugal is a nice country i thought.
Its a nice country, but financially is trash for most people, due to bad immigration and housing policy, and low ass wages
 
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I just have to put my residency in another country to stop getting assraped by taxes where I live. Taxes in portugal are pretty alright for what I do and the living costs are also close to none. It’s not about actually living there 24/7 but more so an escape from the tax government here.

I’d probably spend only summers there, I like nature and occasionally the nightlife. I have some ppl that are moving with me and one has family in coimbra which is another plus since they could take care of the house while I’m out.

Really need security tho and no retarded pakis stealing my shit and robbing me.
And btw, your ideal place is not Coimbra, its Algarve.
 
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taxes in portugal are pretty alright????? this nigga has to sell drugs or something @mightbecooked123
One of the worst tax policies of any european country this nigga is defo tripping wtf
 
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:lul::lul:

@org3cel.RR your fucking niggerness told me NT was law in portugal so what is it?

:lul::lul::lul::lul: WAT. :feelswhat:

average girls.
NT is law in portugal
 
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Pneumo, @Zeta , @PsychoDsk all went here, you will never be dissapointed, women here are pretty, NT and virgins
suuure, but they're sooo easy to slay.
 
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@SamuraiCope its over, hes saying taxes are alright, we are all poor
 
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Pneumo, @Zeta , @PsychoDsk all went here, you will never be dissapointed, women here are pretty, NT and virgins
Bro they all went to fucking albufeira 0 portuguese culture or foids there the rest of the country is completely different
 
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Bro they all went to fucking albufeira 0 portuguese culture or foids there the rest of the country is completely different
Psychodsk fucked a portuguese foid, also yea that part is more turistic but overrall Portugal is a nice country to slay
 
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Cope asf an actual HTN portuguesecel is rare asf
Wtf thats exatcly my point, portuguese man are the ugliest creatures, if your HTN and NT, you get all the women hefe
 
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Exato lol, todos os turistas tao em albufeira
Portimão, Lagos, Vilamoura, Monte Gordo… tanto sítio que ele pode escolher no Algarve em vez da merda de albufeira :lul:
 
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Wtf thats exatcly my point, portuguese man are the ugliest creatures, if your HTN and NT, you get all the women hefe
friendly fire. :forcedsmile::lul:
 
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Wtf thats exatcly my point, portuguese man are the ugliest creatures, if your HTN and NT, you get all the women hefe
I can relate im portuguese :feelswhy:
 
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taxes in portugal are pretty alright????? this nigga has to sell drugs or something @mightbecooked123
They are bro
In belgium I get taxed 50% meanwhile it’d be 15-25 in portugal. It would save my ass so much, setting up a business in portugal is literally a steal compared to many western countries.
 
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I only met 1 Portugese foid but she was giving massive IOIs in class. Every time she saw me she acted like a puppy that hasn't seen his owner for a whole week. It was crazy. She had a bf at the time. She was 10/10 interested I guess but she was non NT so she scared me away.
Might be cus I'm 188 broad shouldered dark blonde but idk.
Someone explain it pls.
 
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Portimão, Lagos, Vilamoura, Monte Gordo… tanto sítio que ele pode escolher no Algarve em vez da merda de albufeira :lul:
Puto Portugal é um mundo do caralho, é impossível tares no tédio ou seres virgem neste pais, o gajo do nosso tg tem um bodycount de 52 e anda numa uni, o gajo tem 195 e é MTN e NT, não é preciso muito para seres um rei neste pais lol
friendly fire. :forcedsmile::lul:
Lol its true, thats why tourists love this shit
 
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I only met 1 Portugese foid but she was giving massive IOIs in class. Every time she saw me she acted like a puppy that hasn't seen his owner for a whole week. It was crazy. She had a bf at the time. She was 10/10 interested I guess but she was non NT so she scared me away.
Might be cus I'm 188 broad shouldered dark blonde but idk.
Someone explain it pls.
Why is everyone a sexhaver on the incel forum?

No truecels like me :feelsuhh:
 
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I only met 1 Portugese foid but she was giving massive IOIs in class. Every time she saw me she acted like a puppy that hasn't seen his owner for a whole week. It was crazy. She had a bf at the time. She was 10/10 interested I guess but she was non NT so she scared me away.
Might be cus I'm 188 broad shouldered dark blonde but idk.
Someone explain it pls.
10/10 pre nut delusion or post nut clarity?
 
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They are bro
In belgium I get taxed 50% meanwhile it’d be 15-25 in portugal. It would save my ass so much, setting up a business in portugal is literally a steal compared to many western countries.
Exactly, portugal is such a low life country any tourist can buy a house here like its nothing
@cobicado901, @mightbecooked123 tamos fudidos os turistas vao nos roubar as casas todas, bora todos morar em caravana
 
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Wtf thats exatcly my point, portuguese man are the ugliest creatures, if your HTN and NT, you get all the women hefe
Nah bro I got mogged so incredibly hard by one portugese nigger. I was chilling at a river where you could jump off a cliff. I was a scared high inhib bitch and could only do the first ridge and was struggling to climb to the top. This one chadlite 6’4 monkey shows up, climbs to the top in under a minute, double backflips it, sits down on the riverbed and starts playing guitar.

I have never ever in my life felt as bad and mogged as then

Also all of u look dark triad asf with crazy browridges, too bad most of u are short
 
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Why is everyone a sexhaver on the incel forum?

No truecels like me :feelsuhh:
me neither, i could have hit atleast two stacies and one SL but fucked up. SL not really but its difficult rn.
 
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Exactly, portugal is such a low life country any tourist can buy a house here like its nothing
@cobicado901, @mightbecooked123 tamos fudidos os turistas vao nos roubar as casas todas, bora todos morar em caravana
Partilhamos um caravana dos tugas.org :ROFLMAO:
 
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They are bro
In belgium I get taxed 50% meanwhile it’d be 15-25 in portugal. It would save my ass so much, setting up a business in portugal is literally a steal compared to many western countries.
maybe its like that for what you are doing and because it is a “special tax code”. Enjoy! If you can make money this is one of the best countries to live in.

top 10 safest countries in the world, good weather, good food, good nightlife… exactly what @org3cel.RR was saying

Portimão, Lagos, Vilamoura, Monte Gordo… tanto sítio que ele pode escolher no Algarve em vez da merda de albufeira :lul:
translate this btw.
 
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me neither, i could have hit atleast two stacies and one SL but fucked up. SL not really but its difficult rn.
Doesnt count your a volcel im an incel

Get it right
 
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Nah bro I got mogged so incredibly hard by one portugese nigger. I was chilling at a river where you could jump off a cliff. I was a scared high inhib bitch and could only do the first ridge and was struggling to climb to the top. This one chadlite 6’4 monkey shows up, climbs to the top in under a minute, double backflips it, sits down on the riverbed and starts playing guitar.

I have never ever in my life felt as bad and mogged as then

Also all of u look dark triad asf with crazy browridges, too bad most of u are short
True lol, jumping out of cliffs is pretty common to do here, our daily life is going to the beach and do shit, also being short is probabily the one main thing that makes us not be completely SMV kings, most meds cant be models because of height, but if you look up meds that have good height they are amazing, alfrendo de la cruz, alessandro delissola, jon kortajena, etc etc..
 
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Doesnt count your a volcel im an incel

Get it right
had to search it up and its kinda true but kinda cope.
i want sex in an LTR with a SL minimum which i cant get but i could have slayed endless sub SL's.
 
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