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I'll go step by step in detail

I was very nervous,

She texted me some way to find the staircase, I had already parked in the parking lot and couldn't find it at first

She texted it was across from some store and I figured it out

I was walking up the stairwell. And I had to piss, but I didn't wanna take a piss as soon as I walked in to her room

So I went to the corner of the stairwell and pissed on the wall :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

I walk around a few hallway, eventually finding her room number

I knock on the door, and she invites me in

She was slightly worse than her pics, a bit chubby, but not a catfish or anything, pretty close

She wanted to check my ID because I look young, I handed it to her

"have you ever done this before?"

Me: "no

Have you ever had sex before?

Me: "nope"

We both chuckle after my second response

I give her 190 dollars, (sent 50 for deposit already, 240 total)

She sucked me off, WITH A CONDOM???

Fuck dat nigga, I'm literally a virgin :feelswhat:

But she gets me hard, then asks if I want to fuck her

I said "I was just gonna do blowjob first then pay another 50 for round 2 with sex"

She kept sucking, then I changed my mind,

"Actually let's just have sex now"

She asks "what position"

I said missionary

So she positions herself, and basically puts my dick in her pussy herself

Then I pump for like 2 minutes max :ROFLMAO:

I kissed her briefly but it was not really enjoyable and kinda just made it harder to coordinate the pumps

So I stopped after trying twice and just thrusted my hips

It was nice, but not 240$ nice, I should have stayed home and jerked off

I busted in her (with condom) and then she got up and told me I can use the bathroom, I threw it in the trash and came back shortly after

I then made the mistake of giving her $50 for round 2

she tried to suck my dick but i was desentized and not on 55 days of nofap any longer :ROFLMAO:

It was soft as hell, she said, "its not working" or something idk it sounded better than that lol

So I said maybe I just need a minute

She laid next to me for a bit, and I asked

"I think I'm desensitized, could I get my 50 back and just head out"

She said "no babe I already got a new condom and blowed you" :feelswah:

So I waited a min and she tried again, I got hard and she asked if I wanna have sex again, I said "yeah let's do doggy"

She moved into position, and tried to put it in her, and I was SOFT AGAIN :feelswah:

she tried blowing me for a minute, then stopped and she said "I'm not enjoying this"

(Bitch it's not your job to be pleased :feelswhat:)

I said ok very quietly, (I was quiet asf the whole time :ROFLMAO:)

And just put my clothes on and left

WAS NOT WORTH IT, WAS AKWARD ASF, WAS NOT REAL SEX, AND ID HAVE JUST AS GOOD A TIME JERKING OFF

However sex is no longer some elusive grand prize that only chad gets, it was just okay, it wasn't super fun, it wasn't super different from jerking off

it's hardly even worth the hassle

my nofap streak is going sky high and I already care way less about sex, it was worth it, this was the best takeway I could get even though it wasn't that great of a time

Fucking blowjob with a condom tho, fuck that

I'm hitting 100 days nofap unless I fuck a real girl, my concern of getting addicted to hookers has been reduced to ash, not it, not it at all

don't do what I did, accumulate aura and maintain your streak

@svarddre
@isis_Bleach
@auramaxxer
@superpsycho
@User28823
 
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@AuraMaxxing


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You were right
 
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@Gengar

@grilldaddy❤️
(You were also right, shouldn't have done it, but now I know that which is not the worst outcome)
 
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Alright I'm driving home won't respond for a while

May get some goy on the way ngl
 
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I'll go step by step in detail

I was very nervous,

She texted me some way to find the staircase, I had already parked in the parking lot and couldn't find it at first

She texted it was across from some store and I figured it out

I was walking up the stairwell. And I had to piss, but I didn't wanna take a piss as soon as I walked in to her room

So I went to the corner of the stairwell and pissed on the wall :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

I walk around a few hallway, eventually finding her room number

I knock on the door, and she invites me in

She was slightly worse than her pics, a bit chubby, but not a catfish or anything, pretty close

She wanted to check my ID because I look young, I handed it to her

"have you ever done this before?"

Me: "no

Have you ever had sex before?

Me: "nope"

We both chuckle after my second response

I give her 190 dollars, (sent 50 for deposit already, 240 total)

She sucked me off, WITH A CONDOM???

Fuck dat nigga, I'm literally a virgin :feelswhat:

But she gets me hard, then asks if I want to fuck her

I said "I was just gonna do blowjob first then pay another 50 for round 2 with sex"

She kept sucking, then I changed my mind,

"Actually let's just have sex now"

She asks "what position"

I said missionary

So she positions herself, and basically puts my dick in her pussy herself

Then I pump for like 2 minutes max :ROFLMAO:

I kissed her briefly but it was not really enjoyable and kinda just made it harder to coordinate the pumps

So I stopped after trying twice and just thrusted my hips

It was nice, but not 240$ nice, I should have stayed home and jerked off

I busted in her (with condom) and then she got up and told me I can use the bathroom, I threw it in the trash and came back shortly after

I then made the mistake of giving her $50 for round 2

she tried to suck my dick but i was desentized and not on 55 days of nofap any longer :ROFLMAO:

It was soft as hell, she said, "its not working" or something idk it sounded better than that lol

So I said maybe I just need a minute

She laid next to me for a bit, and I asked

"I think I'm desensitized, could I get my 50 back and just head out"

She said "no babe I already got a new condom and blowed you" :feelswah:

So I waited a min and she tried again, I got hard and she asked if I wanna have sex again, I said "yeah let's do doggy"

She moved into position, and tried to put it in her, and I was SOFT AGAIN :feelswah:

she tried blowing me for a minute, then stopped and she said "I'm not enjoying this"

(Bitch it's not your job to be pleased :feelswhat:)

I said ok very quietly, (I was quiet asf the whole time :ROFLMAO:)

And just put my clothes on and left

WAS NOT WORTH IT, WAS AKWARD ASF, WAS NOT REAL SEX, AND ID HAVE JUST AS GOOD A TIME JERKING OFF

However sex is no longer some elusive grand prize that only chad gets, it was just okay, it wasn't super fun, it wasn't super different from jerking off

it's hardly even worth the hassle

my nofap streak is going sky high and I already care way less about sex, it was worth it, this was the best takeway I could get even though it wasn't that great of a time

Fucking blowjob with a condom tho, fuck that

I'm hitting 100 days nofap unless I fuck a real girl, my concern of getting addicted to hookers has been reduced to ash, not it, not it at all

don't do what I did, accumulate aura and maintain your streak

@svarddre
@isis_Bleach
@auramaxxer
@superpsycho
@User28823
no pic no rep
 
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whatd i tell you
 
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And I had to piss, but I didn't wanna take a piss as soon as I walked in to her room

So I went to the corner of the stairwell and pissed on the wall :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
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Going to whores is beyond cuckolding
 
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no pic no rep
Screenshot 20250804 010051 Chrome
 
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I'll go step by step in detail

I was very nervous,

She texted me some way to find the staircase, I had already parked in the parking lot and couldn't find it at first

She texted it was across from some store and I figured it out

I was walking up the stairwell. And I had to piss, but I didn't wanna take a piss as soon as I walked in to her room

So I went to the corner of the stairwell and pissed on the wall :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

I walk around a few hallway, eventually finding her room number

I knock on the door, and she invites me in

She was slightly worse than her pics, a bit chubby, but not a catfish or anything, pretty close

She wanted to check my ID because I look young, I handed it to her

"have you ever done this before?"

Me: "no

Have you ever had sex before?

Me: "nope"

We both chuckle after my second response

I give her 190 dollars, (sent 50 for deposit already, 240 total)

She sucked me off, WITH A CONDOM???

Fuck dat nigga, I'm literally a virgin :feelswhat:

But she gets me hard, then asks if I want to fuck her

I said "I was just gonna do blowjob first then pay another 50 for round 2 with sex"

She kept sucking, then I changed my mind,

"Actually let's just have sex now"

She asks "what position"

I said missionary

So she positions herself, and basically puts my dick in her pussy herself

Then I pump for like 2 minutes max :ROFLMAO:

I kissed her briefly but it was not really enjoyable and kinda just made it harder to coordinate the pumps

So I stopped after trying twice and just thrusted my hips

It was nice, but not 240$ nice, I should have stayed home and jerked off

I busted in her (with condom) and then she got up and told me I can use the bathroom, I threw it in the trash and came back shortly after

I then made the mistake of giving her $50 for round 2

she tried to suck my dick but i was desentized and not on 55 days of nofap any longer :ROFLMAO:

It was soft as hell, she said, "its not working" or something idk it sounded better than that lol

So I said maybe I just need a minute

She laid next to me for a bit, and I asked

"I think I'm desensitized, could I get my 50 back and just head out"

She said "no babe I already got a new condom and blowed you" :feelswah:

So I waited a min and she tried again, I got hard and she asked if I wanna have sex again, I said "yeah let's do doggy"

She moved into position, and tried to put it in her, and I was SOFT AGAIN :feelswah:

she tried blowing me for a minute, then stopped and she said "I'm not enjoying this"

(Bitch it's not your job to be pleased :feelswhat:)

I said ok very quietly, (I was quiet asf the whole time :ROFLMAO:)

And just put my clothes on and left

WAS NOT WORTH IT, WAS AKWARD ASF, WAS NOT REAL SEX, AND ID HAVE JUST AS GOOD A TIME JERKING OFF

However sex is no longer some elusive grand prize that only chad gets, it was just okay, it wasn't super fun, it wasn't super different from jerking off

it's hardly even worth the hassle

my nofap streak is going sky high and I already care way less about sex, it was worth it, this was the best takeway I could get even though it wasn't that great of a time

Fucking blowjob with a condom tho, fuck that

I'm hitting 100 days nofap unless I fuck a real girl, my concern of getting addicted to hookers has been reduced to ash, not it, not it at all

don't do what I did, accumulate aura and maintain your streak

@svarddre
@isis_Bleach
@auramaxxer
@superpsycho
@User28823
give me the run down idiot you think I can read all this
 
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jfl what a fucking waste of 240 for condom sex :feelskek:
 
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:ROFLMAO:

Blowjob with a condom on is like eating a snickers bar with the wrapper on.
 
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I'll go step by step in detail

I was very nervous,

She texted me some way to find the staircase, I had already parked in the parking lot and couldn't find it at first

She texted it was across from some store and I figured it out

I was walking up the stairwell. And I had to piss, but I didn't wanna take a piss as soon as I walked in to her room

So I went to the corner of the stairwell and pissed on the wall :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

I walk around a few hallway, eventually finding her room number

I knock on the door, and she invites me in

She was slightly worse than her pics, a bit chubby, but not a catfish or anything, pretty close

She wanted to check my ID because I look young, I handed it to her

"have you ever done this before?"

Me: "no

Have you ever had sex before?

Me: "nope"

We both chuckle after my second response

I give her 190 dollars, (sent 50 for deposit already, 240 total)

She sucked me off, WITH A CONDOM???

Fuck dat nigga, I'm literally a virgin :feelswhat:

But she gets me hard, then asks if I want to fuck her

I said "I was just gonna do blowjob first then pay another 50 for round 2 with sex"

She kept sucking, then I changed my mind,

"Actually let's just have sex now"

She asks "what position"

I said missionary

So she positions herself, and basically puts my dick in her pussy herself

Then I pump for like 2 minutes max :ROFLMAO:

I kissed her briefly but it was not really enjoyable and kinda just made it harder to coordinate the pumps

So I stopped after trying twice and just thrusted my hips

It was nice, but not 240$ nice, I should have stayed home and jerked off

I busted in her (with condom) and then she got up and told me I can use the bathroom, I threw it in the trash and came back shortly after

I then made the mistake of giving her $50 for round 2

she tried to suck my dick but i was desentized and not on 55 days of nofap any longer :ROFLMAO:

It was soft as hell, she said, "its not working" or something idk it sounded better than that lol

So I said maybe I just need a minute

She laid next to me for a bit, and I asked

"I think I'm desensitized, could I get my 50 back and just head out"

She said "no babe I already got a new condom and blowed you" :feelswah:

So I waited a min and she tried again, I got hard and she asked if I wanna have sex again, I said "yeah let's do doggy"

She moved into position, and tried to put it in her, and I was SOFT AGAIN :feelswah:

she tried blowing me for a minute, then stopped and she said "I'm not enjoying this"

(Bitch it's not your job to be pleased :feelswhat:)

I said ok very quietly, (I was quiet asf the whole time :ROFLMAO:)

And just put my clothes on and left

WAS NOT WORTH IT, WAS AKWARD ASF, WAS NOT REAL SEX, AND ID HAVE JUST AS GOOD A TIME JERKING OFF

However sex is no longer some elusive grand prize that only chad gets, it was just okay, it wasn't super fun, it wasn't super different from jerking off

it's hardly even worth the hassle

my nofap streak is going sky high and I already care way less about sex, it was worth it, this was the best takeway I could get even though it wasn't that great of a time

Fucking blowjob with a condom tho, fuck that

I'm hitting 100 days nofap unless I fuck a real girl, my concern of getting addicted to hookers has been reduced to ash, not it, not it at all

don't do what I did, accumulate aura and maintain your streak

@svarddre
@isis_Bleach
@auramaxxer
@superpsycho
@User28823
how does it feel that an INDIAN ME got laid for FREE and had a better time than YOU :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

at least she sucked my dick without condom and let me fuck raw :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

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not even tagging me:fuk:


was she disappointed in your performance or?
 
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Bitch said “I already got a new condom out” like shit cost a fortune for one condom 💀
 
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Should’ve pinned her down and robbed her
 
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Hey at least you got to experience what pussy feels like

Condom blowjob would piss me off

Also aren’t these women scared? They’re just inviting guys to their apartment, what if you were RiRa or some shit
 
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SR induced hysteria made you waste your money like this. Dissapointed af tbh, you should've saved ur energy and try to bag that cute JB from your job instead of getting robbed like this.
 
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charge back the deposit and buy a 5.5 lb silicone bottom half pocket pussy tbh :feelshah:
 
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Mirin honesty. At least you’re not a virgin anymore so W
 
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Mirin honesty. At least you’re not a virgin anymore so W
Yeah I know what it feels like

Exactly what you'd think it'd feel like, a wet hole

Nothing more nothing less

So nofap will be way easier now, I know it's just wet hole, not the holy grail, its not heavenly, its just slightly better than masturbating

Could've been told that, but needed to feel it to believe it

Worth 290? Yeah but not because it was great, because it wasn't that great. Now I know

She was kinda chubby I wish I went with some bimbo'd skinny milf with plastic tits
SR induced hysteria made you waste your money like this. Dissapointed af tbh, you should've saved ur energy and try to bag that cute JB from your job instead of getting robbed like this.
You're right, it was driving me mad

But SR is gonna be a lot easier now. I know what i was missing. And it wasn't much.
Hey at least you got to experience what pussy feels like

Condom blowjob would piss me off

Also aren’t these women scared? They’re just inviting guys to their apartment, what if you were RiRa or some shit
Idk, I kinda wanted to ask her if this job is demoralizing for her but didn't say it :ROFLMAO: Would have been a good convo to post later
 
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Bitch said “I already got a new condom out” like shit cost a fortune for one condom 💀
Ong nigga what a hoe

Her crib smelled like CBD, Normal weed smells different from CBD it was a bit weird
not even tagging me:fuk:


was she disappointed in your performance or?
Sorry saar I have goldfish memory

And she was dissapointed because I couldn't stay hard after round one
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how does it feel that an INDIAN ME got laid for FREE and had a better time than YOU :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

at least she sucked my dick without condom and let me fuck raw :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

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It was an Indian who you fucked I'm good on dat
jfl what a fucking waste of 240 for condom sex :feelskek:
Nah, I know pussy ain't some grand prize golden ticket type sheeit

I'll never crave it again, not khhv anymore, all 4 are dealt with, and behind me
 
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My first kiss was with a prostitute is almost worse than my first time being with a prostitute for some reason :forcedsmile:

God that was cringe and awkward

So weird to just like, let niggas inside of you for money, crazy shit,

A day in her life sounds bizarre
 
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My first kiss was with a prostitute is almost worse than my first time being with a prostitute for some reason :forcedsmile:

God that was cringe and awkward

So weird to just like, let niggas inside of you for money, crazy shit,

A day in her life sounds bizarre
Lock in nigga, JBs are on the other side of mentalceldom. Your first genuine slay will blow this shit out of the water, especially if the girl is genuinely into you.
 
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Lock in nigga, JBs are on the other side of mentalceldom. Your first genuine slay will blow this shit out of the water, especially if the girl is genuinely into you.
Fuckk bro

Yea it was a waste of my seed and integrity

The money ain't even the issue here

But in general bro I may just go monk mode after this, idgaf about bitches anymore

(Cut to 10 days from now when I make another approaching thread :forcedsmile:)
 
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Fuckk bro

Yea it was a waste of my seed and integrity

The money ain't even the issue here

But in general bro I may just go monk mode after this, idgaf about bitches anymore

(Cut to 10 days from now when I make another approaching thread :forcedsmile:)
The thing is you will get horny again and now that you have a resemblance of the real thing you'll never really be able to go back to edging/fapping ( at least that's how it was for me). That's why no matter what faggots on here bark about "muh slaying" having a gf who is genuinely into you and cares about you mogs long term instead of getting horny and going to escorts or slaying sweaty bitches from the club.
 
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The thing is you will get horny again and now that you have a resemblance of the real thing you'll never really be able to go back to edging/fapping ( at least that's how it was for me). That's why no matter what faggots on here bark about "muh slaying" having a gf who is genuinely into you and cares about you mogs long term instead of getting horny and going to escorts or slaying sweaty bitches from the club.
Eh, nah

It wasn't that much better than jerking off

And I can easily stop jerking off, I won't be hooked. I disagree
 
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You gave her 50$ for free.

I have nothing left to say
 
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I'll go step by step in detail

I was very nervous,

She texted me some way to find the staircase, I had already parked in the parking lot and couldn't find it at first

She texted it was across from some store and I figured it out

I was walking up the stairwell. And I had to piss, but I didn't wanna take a piss as soon as I walked in to her room

So I went to the corner of the stairwell and pissed on the wall :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

I walk around a few hallway, eventually finding her room number

I knock on the door, and she invites me in

She was slightly worse than her pics, a bit chubby, but not a catfish or anything, pretty close

She wanted to check my ID because I look young, I handed it to her

"have you ever done this before?"

Me: "no

Have you ever had sex before?

Me: "nope"

We both chuckle after my second response

I give her 190 dollars, (sent 50 for deposit already, 240 total)

She sucked me off, WITH A CONDOM???

Fuck dat nigga, I'm literally a virgin :feelswhat:

But she gets me hard, then asks if I want to fuck her

I said "I was just gonna do blowjob first then pay another 50 for round 2 with sex"

She kept sucking, then I changed my mind,

"Actually let's just have sex now"

She asks "what position"

I said missionary

So she positions herself, and basically puts my dick in her pussy herself

Then I pump for like 2 minutes max :ROFLMAO:

I kissed her briefly but it was not really enjoyable and kinda just made it harder to coordinate the pumps

So I stopped after trying twice and just thrusted my hips

It was nice, but not 240$ nice, I should have stayed home and jerked off

I busted in her (with condom) and then she got up and told me I can use the bathroom, I threw it in the trash and came back shortly after

I then made the mistake of giving her $50 for round 2

she tried to suck my dick but i was desentized and not on 55 days of nofap any longer :ROFLMAO:

It was soft as hell, she said, "its not working" or something idk it sounded better than that lol

So I said maybe I just need a minute

She laid next to me for a bit, and I asked

"I think I'm desensitized, could I get my 50 back and just head out"

She said "no babe I already got a new condom and blowed you" :feelswah:

So I waited a min and she tried again, I got hard and she asked if I wanna have sex again, I said "yeah let's do doggy"

She moved into position, and tried to put it in her, and I was SOFT AGAIN :feelswah:

she tried blowing me for a minute, then stopped and she said "I'm not enjoying this"

(Bitch it's not your job to be pleased :feelswhat:)

I said ok very quietly, (I was quiet asf the whole time :ROFLMAO:)

And just put my clothes on and left

WAS NOT WORTH IT, WAS AKWARD ASF, WAS NOT REAL SEX, AND ID HAVE JUST AS GOOD A TIME JERKING OFF

However sex is no longer some elusive grand prize that only chad gets, it was just okay, it wasn't super fun, it wasn't super different from jerking off

it's hardly even worth the hassle

my nofap streak is going sky high and I already care way less about sex, it was worth it, this was the best takeway I could get even though it wasn't that great of a time

Fucking blowjob with a condom tho, fuck that

I'm hitting 100 days nofap unless I fuck a real girl, my concern of getting addicted to hookers has been reduced to ash, not it, not it at all

don't do what I did, accumulate aura and maintain your streak

@svarddre
@isis_Bleach
@auramaxxer
@superpsycho
@User28823
Bruh :feelskek: “ can I have the 50 back”
 
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its always long stories but no pictures

org larpers and miracles done by God have much in common...
 
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I'll go step by step in detail

I was very nervous,

She texted me some way to find the staircase, I had already parked in the parking lot and couldn't find it at first

She texted it was across from some store and I figured it out

I was walking up the stairwell. And I had to piss, but I didn't wanna take a piss as soon as I walked in to her room

So I went to the corner of the stairwell and pissed on the wall :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

I walk around a few hallway, eventually finding her room number

I knock on the door, and she invites me in

She was slightly worse than her pics, a bit chubby, but not a catfish or anything, pretty close

She wanted to check my ID because I look young, I handed it to her

"have you ever done this before?"

Me: "no

Have you ever had sex before?

Me: "nope"

We both chuckle after my second response

I give her 190 dollars, (sent 50 for deposit already, 240 total)

She sucked me off, WITH A CONDOM???

Fuck dat nigga, I'm literally a virgin :feelswhat:

But she gets me hard, then asks if I want to fuck her

I said "I was just gonna do blowjob first then pay another 50 for round 2 with sex"

She kept sucking, then I changed my mind,

"Actually let's just have sex now"

She asks "what position"

I said missionary

So she positions herself, and basically puts my dick in her pussy herself

Then I pump for like 2 minutes max :ROFLMAO:

I kissed her briefly but it was not really enjoyable and kinda just made it harder to coordinate the pumps

So I stopped after trying twice and just thrusted my hips

It was nice, but not 240$ nice, I should have stayed home and jerked off

I busted in her (with condom) and then she got up and told me I can use the bathroom, I threw it in the trash and came back shortly after

I then made the mistake of giving her $50 for round 2

she tried to suck my dick but i was desentized and not on 55 days of nofap any longer :ROFLMAO:

It was soft as hell, she said, "its not working" or something idk it sounded better than that lol

So I said maybe I just need a minute

She laid next to me for a bit, and I asked

"I think I'm desensitized, could I get my 50 back and just head out"

She said "no babe I already got a new condom and blowed you" :feelswah:

So I waited a min and she tried again, I got hard and she asked if I wanna have sex again, I said "yeah let's do doggy"

She moved into position, and tried to put it in her, and I was SOFT AGAIN :feelswah:

she tried blowing me for a minute, then stopped and she said "I'm not enjoying this"

(Bitch it's not your job to be pleased :feelswhat:)

I said ok very quietly, (I was quiet asf the whole time :ROFLMAO:)

And just put my clothes on and left

WAS NOT WORTH IT, WAS AKWARD ASF, WAS NOT REAL SEX, AND ID HAVE JUST AS GOOD A TIME JERKING OFF

However sex is no longer some elusive grand prize that only chad gets, it was just okay, it wasn't super fun, it wasn't super different from jerking off

it's hardly even worth the hassle

my nofap streak is going sky high and I already care way less about sex, it was worth it, this was the best takeway I could get even though it wasn't that great of a time

Fucking blowjob with a condom tho, fuck that

I'm hitting 100 days nofap unless I fuck a real girl, my concern of getting addicted to hookers has been reduced to ash, not it, not it at all

don't do what I did, accumulate aura and maintain your streak

@svarddre
@isis_Bleach
@auramaxxer
@superpsycho
@User28823
Even alain delons ethnic grandson needs to pay an escort for sex broootal
 
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its always long stories but no pictures

org larpers and miracles done by God have much in common...
Why I would I larp about this weak ahh story
 
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If you were desentisized wouldn't you last way longer than 2 minutes
 
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at least you are honest about your experience bro.

Expensive ass prostitute…never worth it

Even regular sex isnt some crazy godly thing but at least if you are comfortable with the girl you can enjoy more and it doesn’t have a pricetag on it (except dinner and other things :feelswah:)
 
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See, I told you. They give you blowjobs with condoms on. You should have asked if she'd do it condomless. She was gonna charge you extra for it, but gotta say $240 is definitely overpriced for the experience you had but it's normal for escort rates. Though if you paid $240 you should at least have been able to get a blowjob without a condom. Obviously the sex is going to be mid since you've worn a rubber, it takes away the physical sensations. Condom sex is honestly worthless but sex is still sex, so you know what puss puss feels like somewhat. Regardless, you're a real man now. You're not a virgin anymore, and like you say, you're not putting puss puss on a pedestal anymore, so in a way it was kinda worth it. That said, I really think you should go and have your dick sucked without a condom, the sensation is gonna be much better.
 
Nah, I know pussy ain't some grand prize golden ticket type sheeit

I'll never crave it again, not khhv anymore, all 4 are dealt with, and behind me
I don't crave it despite being a dateless KHHV. Yeah I'm curious about the sensations but I know it's gonna be underwhelming. People hype up sex to insane heights so it is normal for everyone to go, "Eh... that was it?"

Regardless, I'm about to turn into a wizard this, I'm looking forward to that. 30 years without having fucked a woman.

Makes you think though, men are a doomed species. The hoops they go through just to have sex! Ha. Just pay some sloot and get the job done, innit. Without a condom of course..
 
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Bruh :feelskek: “ can I have the 50 back”
Yeah that bit was the only cringe part about the whole ordeal. Him not being able to get it up is normal, it's all nerves. But that... that just takes the cake. :ROFLMAO:
 
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If she had a cut in her lips its over
When OP wakes up tomorrow with a UTI even though he wore a condom.

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Truecel luck innit. :forcedsmile:
 
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I'll go step by step in detail

I was very nervous,

She texted me some way to find the staircase, I had already parked in the parking lot and couldn't find it at first

She texted it was across from some store and I figured it out

I was walking up the stairwell. And I had to piss, but I didn't wanna take a piss as soon as I walked in to her room

So I went to the corner of the stairwell and pissed on the wall :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

I walk around a few hallway, eventually finding her room number

I knock on the door, and she invites me in

She was slightly worse than her pics, a bit chubby, but not a catfish or anything, pretty close

She wanted to check my ID because I look young, I handed it to her

"have you ever done this before?"

Me: "no

Have you ever had sex before?

Me: "nope"

We both chuckle after my second response

I give her 190 dollars, (sent 50 for deposit already, 240 total)

She sucked me off, WITH A CONDOM???

Fuck dat nigga, I'm literally a virgin :feelswhat:

But she gets me hard, then asks if I want to fuck her

I said "I was just gonna do blowjob first then pay another 50 for round 2 with sex"

She kept sucking, then I changed my mind,

"Actually let's just have sex now"

She asks "what position"

I said missionary

So she positions herself, and basically puts my dick in her pussy herself

Then I pump for like 2 minutes max :ROFLMAO:

I kissed her briefly but it was not really enjoyable and kinda just made it harder to coordinate the pumps

So I stopped after trying twice and just thrusted my hips

It was nice, but not 240$ nice, I should have stayed home and jerked off

I busted in her (with condom) and then she got up and told me I can use the bathroom, I threw it in the trash and came back shortly after

I then made the mistake of giving her $50 for round 2

she tried to suck my dick but i was desentized and not on 55 days of nofap any longer :ROFLMAO:

It was soft as hell, she said, "its not working" or something idk it sounded better than that lol

So I said maybe I just need a minute

She laid next to me for a bit, and I asked

"I think I'm desensitized, could I get my 50 back and just head out"

She said "no babe I already got a new condom and blowed you" :feelswah:

So I waited a min and she tried again, I got hard and she asked if I wanna have sex again, I said "yeah let's do doggy"

She moved into position, and tried to put it in her, and I was SOFT AGAIN :feelswah:

she tried blowing me for a minute, then stopped and she said "I'm not enjoying this"

(Bitch it's not your job to be pleased :feelswhat:)

I said ok very quietly, (I was quiet asf the whole time :ROFLMAO:)

And just put my clothes on and left

WAS NOT WORTH IT, WAS AKWARD ASF, WAS NOT REAL SEX, AND ID HAVE JUST AS GOOD A TIME JERKING OFF

However sex is no longer some elusive grand prize that only chad gets, it was just okay, it wasn't super fun, it wasn't super different from jerking off

it's hardly even worth the hassle

my nofap streak is going sky high and I already care way less about sex, it was worth it, this was the best takeway I could get even though it wasn't that great of a time

Fucking blowjob with a condom tho, fuck that

I'm hitting 100 days nofap unless I fuck a real girl, my concern of getting addicted to hookers has been reduced to ash, not it, not it at all

don't do what I did, accumulate aura and maintain your streak

@svarddre
@isis_Bleach
@auramaxxer
@superpsycho
@User28823
>bragging about paying for sex
1754352700584
 

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