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Mine was before I went to college I was a virgin. I knew I couldn’t go to college being a virgin phag. So I found some fat Laquisha on badoo. Face sub 5. Fat and way bigger framed than I could ever imagine(I’ll get to that). Before going to her house my friend gave me some muscle relaxers and we chilled at his house for a bit. Anyway drive and show up her house, she makes me climb into her window and I later found out this was the most ghetto neighborhood in the entire area. I climb in her window and this bitch frame mogs me to hell, I knew she was big from her pics but bitch lied about her height, she was 6 foot 3 basketball player and 300+ pounds while not being fat, literally had a small stomach and just built like a rhino. Anyways go to pull my dick out but the pills that my friend gave me are keeping my dick limp and almost turtling, she looks pissed because she thinks I catfished with my dick pics I’m a little fucked up from the pills so I don’t even care I make her suck my limp turtled dick, she started with a look of disappointment, but then my limp dick kept growing in her mouth and her facial expression legit began to change with each inch that it grew. The problem was she was dry at first, as soon as my dick got hard big and veiny she became wet(dick pill confirmed) and that’s when I smelled the bad pussy smell my first time in my life. She kept trying to sit on my dick and make me fuck her but I didn’t want to because of the bad pussy smell. So I just kept telling her to suck my dick and also she didn’t want to give me her ass that I kept asking multiple times for. The whole experience was just cringe af(why women don’t want to fuck virgins) and I went home felling retarded. But she still hit me up the next morning so I could come over again LOL.

Anyways my advice for youngins. Don’t take anything you haven’t taken before because you don’t know how it will effect erection. Don’t want limp dick.
 
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I couldnt get it up the first time with a girl cause she refused to blow me before hand, just starfishes. So we never even fucked.
 
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I couldnt get it up the first time with a girl cause she refused to blow me before hand, just starfishes. So we never even fucked.
Always have some viagra on you for those soft moments in life. I carry 5 pills in my wallet
 
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r/AskReddit tier post
 
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had some chick extorting me for $50, supposedly for Plan B, after fucking as she claimed to have forgotten a few of her pills that month. but at least I got to creampied her 4times.
 
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