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[Orbeck of Vinheim]

I pulled a muscle in my neck at the gym and now I can't look down without feeling pain. I am now forced to look up constantly, incapable of performing the notorious virgin walk.

If you wanna fix your posture, just pull the muscle in the back of your neck. It should be the one right next to your vertebrae. Do this and you will be able to posturemax without any effort,

 

[Deleted member 18879]

just hypertrophy and strain the muscles in your neck till your nerves get compressed theory