Probably the New God Shampoo & Serum - GOAT HAIR SOFTMAXX INCOMING

[ActualMax]

Bryan Johnson (anti-aging freak and goat) emailed this out today to everyone on the Blueprint mailing list:

"Shampoo Contains:
- VEGF (Supports scalp conditioning with advanced peptide technology)
- Caffeine (Invigorates the scalp and improves hair vitality)
- Curcumin (Helps soothe a sensitive scalp)
- Menthol (Stimulates with a cooling sensation)

Serum Contains:
- sh-Polypeptide-86 (A biomimetic peptide that supports healthy-looking hair)
- sh-Polypeptide-59 (Helps refresh and condition the scalp)
- Copper Tripeptide-1 (Supports the appearance of stronger hair)
- sh-Oligpeptide-1 (Helps condition the scalp for a revitalized presence)"

Label looks like dogpiss, but looks legit, probably the goat looksmax shampoo and serum rn.

Edit: And not affiliated btw

 

[im.going.to.ascend7]

least obvious ad

 

[Cordlet]

Bryan Johnson (anti-aging freak and goat) emailed this out today to everyone on the Blueprint mailing list:

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"Shampoo Contains:
- VEGF (Supports scalp conditioning with advanced peptide technology)
- Caffeine (Invigorates the scalp and improves hair vitality)
- Curcumin (Helps soothe a sensitive scalp)
- Menthol (Stimulates with a cooling sensation)

Serum Contains:
- sh-Polypeptide-86 (A biomimetic peptide that supports healthy-looking hair)
- sh-Polypeptide-59 (Helps refresh and condition the scalp)
- Copper Tripeptide-1 (Supports the appearance of stronger hair)
- sh-Oligpeptide-1 (Helps condition the scalp for a revitalized presence)"

Label looks like dogpiss, but looks legit, probably the goat looksmax shampoo and serum rn.

Edit: And not affiliated btw

how much bryan pay you?

 

[asdvek]

this shit would make ur hair fall out

 

[straighthairflockz]

head and shoulders on top>>>

 

[JohnDoe]

Hi Brian, please buy an ad and don't make advertisement posts pretending to be a fan. The shampoo looks underwhelming to say the least as i'm assuming it will be quite expensive. The best "shampoo" is one with a very small amount of natural ingredients and nothing more.

 

[intovoid]

head and shoulders on top>>>

Head and Shoulders fucked up my hair until I switched it for Renpure

 

[straighthairflockz]

Head and Shoulders fucked up my hair until I switched it for Renpure

try poop next

 

[intovoid]

try poop next

I use cat piss as a leave in conditioner

 

[straighthairflockz]

I use cat piss as a leave in conditioner

TGATS MY BOY