Prom was fucking terrible

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I had about 7 beers before I got there, I was drunk for about 2 of the 5 ish hours that we were there. As soon as it wore off the whole thing was just shit. The music was awful, I didn’t speak to any girls, and worst of all I was sober.

It ended at like 10:30 and I was gonna go to an after party but nobody was hosting one. I ended up just walking around town with my friend group in the middle of the night. Then one of them decides to go limp and start crying, screaming “I’m gonna stab everyone” at the top of his lungs, and other bs like that. Then he just started vomiting over random people’s cars. I ended up having to call his parents, I was waiting around for like half an hour for them to arrive.

Basically I was just babying this nigga the whole night, and my dumbass really thought i would slay :feelskek:. It’s now like half 1 in the morning and im sat in my boiling hot bedroom sweating. What a fucking night Jesus Christ, this shit was not worth the anticipation :feelsrope:.

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Dnr
 
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uk?
 
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Not even a single molecule nigger kys and get penetrated
 
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No ass?
 
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I had about 7 beers before I got there, I was drunk for about 2 of the 5 ish hours that we were there. As soon as it wore off the whole thing was just shit. The music was awful, I didn’t speak to any girls, and worst of all I was sober.

It ended at like 10:30 and I was gonna go to an after party but nobody was hosting one. I ended up just walking around town with my friend group in the middle of the night. Then one of them decides to go limp and start crying, screaming “I’m gonna stab everyone” at the top of his lungs, and other bs like that. Then he just started vomiting over random people’s cars. I ended up having to call his parents, I was waiting around for like half an hour for them to arrive.

Basically I was just babying this nigga the whole night, and my dumbass really thought i would slay :feelskek:. It’s now like half 1 in the morning and im sat in my boiling hot bedroom sweating. What a fucking night Jesus Christ, this shit was not worth the anticipation :feelsrope:.

@MrCrig @catboy09 @Orion @dipenhydramine
fuck that, next time get high too, lasts longer
 
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Very sad

I hope there will be another opportunity to slay
 
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How do ppl even get so shitfaced lool
Idk man, everyone else had so much more than him (apart from me) and they were fine. He was about 15 beers and a bottle of vodka deep
 
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I had about 7 beers before I got there, I was drunk for about 2 of the 5 ish hours that we were there. As soon as it wore off the whole thing was just shit. The music was awful, I didn’t speak to any girls, and worst of all I was sober.

It ended at like 10:30 and I was gonna go to an after party but nobody was hosting one. I ended up just walking around town with my friend group in the middle of the night. Then one of them decides to go limp and start crying, screaming “I’m gonna stab everyone” at the top of his lungs, and other bs like that. Then he just started vomiting over random people’s cars. I ended up having to call his parents, I was waiting around for like half an hour for them to arrive.

Basically I was just babying this nigga the whole night, and my dumbass really thought i would slay :feelskek:. It’s now like half 1 in the morning and im sat in my boiling hot bedroom sweating. What a fucking night Jesus Christ, this shit was not worth the anticipation :feelsrope:.

@MrCrig @catboy09 @Orion @dipenhydramine
damn i really understand this

i hope your future parties will not resemble this one

i hope you get a slay next time
 
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damn i really understand this

i hope your future parties will not resemble this one

i hope you get a slay next time
Thanks bro, I think I got a few lined up this summer so hopefully they go a bit better than this one
 
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Oh man that shits actually tragic, i never went to prom
 
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He was about 15 beers and a bottle of vodka deep
What the fuck bro

Idk worst thing that happened to me when drunk is I threw up once that's it nothing crazy really
 
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What the fuck bro

Idk worst thing that happened to me when drunk is I threw up once that's it nothing crazy really
Yeah nothing really bad has happened to me while drunk, but I don’t usually get that bad. I can control myself
 
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Yeah nothing really bad has happened to me while drunk, but I don’t usually get that bad. I can control myself
True
Idk how do you even pass out from alcohol ppl just don't know when to stop
 
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Idk how do you even pass out from alcohol ppl just don't know when to stop
Yeah I can guarantee this nigga will not remember a thing tomorrow, he was just rolling round the floor and shit. He couldn’t even function
 
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I had about 7 beers before I got there, I was drunk for about 2 of the 5 ish hours that we were there. As soon as it wore off the whole thing was just shit. The music was awful, I didn’t speak to any girls, and worst of all I was sober.

It ended at like 10:30 and I was gonna go to an after party but nobody was hosting one. I ended up just walking around town with my friend group in the middle of the night. Then one of them decides to go limp and start crying, screaming “I’m gonna stab everyone” at the top of his lungs, and other bs like that. Then he just started vomiting over random people’s cars. I ended up having to call his parents, I was waiting around for like half an hour for them to arrive.

Basically I was just babying this nigga the whole night, and my dumbass really thought i would slay :feelskek:. It’s now like half 1 in the morning and im sat in my boiling hot bedroom sweating. What a fucking night Jesus Christ, this shit was not worth the anticipation :feelsrope:.

@MrCrig @catboy09 @Orion @dipenhydramine
Well it depends on ur rating I never went prom but if you are a social outcast like I was there is no benefit to going
 
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Well it depends on ur rating I never went prom but if you are a social outcast like I was there is no benefit to going
6”3 ltn, I wasn’t expecting anything that crazy, but I thought I’d at least talk to a foid
 
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6”3 ltn, I wasn’t expecting anything that crazy, but I thought I’d at least talk to a foid
Eh 6,3 are you in the uk?

not too bad college should be easier
 
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Yeah I am, hopefully college will be better though
Ohh at 6,3 easily

You’ll definitely slay by uni if you go jfl

Your probably just a late pubertycel so once you finish growing and probably look malnourished/malformed you’ll be alr esp at 6,3
 
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I had about 7 beers before I got there, I was drunk for about 2 of the 5 ish hours that we were there. As soon as it wore off the whole thing was just shit. The music was awful, I didn’t speak to any girls, and worst of all I was sober.

It ended at like 10:30 and I was gonna go to an after party but nobody was hosting one. I ended up just walking around town with my friend group in the middle of the night. Then one of them decides to go limp and start crying, screaming “I’m gonna stab everyone” at the top of his lungs, and other bs like that. Then he just started vomiting over random people’s cars. I ended up having to call his parents, I was waiting around for like half an hour for them to arrive.

Basically I was just babying this nigga the whole night, and my dumbass really thought i would slay :feelskek:. It’s now like half 1 in the morning and im sat in my boiling hot bedroom sweating. What a fucking night Jesus Christ, this shit was not worth the anticipation :feelsrope:.

@MrCrig @catboy09 @Orion @dipenhydramine
its okay bhai proms always shit
 

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