PS5 vs XSX mog battle!

[Over]

WHO WINS?

PS5:

• Engineers have confirmed that PS4 will have 10.28 inch long dick (1 teraflop = 1 inch)
• PS5 will be tall, athletic, mixed race console (white+black genes), but mostly White so PS5 is able to run JBW game in SEA
• Weak FWHR, compensating with tall skull and height
• has Demon Souls, Horizon 2, GT7
• Framecel

Xbox Series X:

• Engineers confirmed that Xbox will be packing a massive 12 inch schlong, so graphics will be a bit stronger here
• XSX will be wide high FWHR and angular aggressive console
• XSX is much shorter than PS5
• XSX will be full black nigger from Congo so there is no race halo going for Microsoft unfortunately, except for BBC fetishists
• Decent frame

3/4 side profile shot:

You can see forward growth is decent however FWHR is very bad, console is boneless and narrow

Xbox has wider skull and better frame

Unfortunately our contenstans are afraid to show full side profile pictures due to their subhuman chin probably.


Dick size comparison:

Spoiler

PS5 cock measuring 10.28 teraflops of inches:

Schlong of XSX massive 12 teraflops inches of GPU power:

Height comparison:

As you can see PS5 easily makes the minimal requirement of 6ft3 made by women. While XSX is a lot more prenatal T (wide skull) and shorter.

 

[Deleted member 2661]

Brutal height mog by PS5

 

[Deleted member 5694]

Sadly ps5 sacrifices it’s frame for that height

 

[Deleted member 3328]

I have PS4 but I don't really play vidya anymore

Maybe I will get one of these. Still haven't decided on which one. @Pietrosiek thoughts?

 

[Deleted member 5760]

Brutal JBW pill from PS5

 

[JackSparrow]

Ps5 looks like a twink.

 

[Nisse]

Not worth buying either one tbh just build a pc for the same price

 

[Gazzamogga]

I have PS4 but I don't really play vidya anymore

Maybe I will get one of these. Still haven't decided on which one. @Pietrosiek thoughts?

Always good to have tbh

One of my favourite things to do is play FIFA with the boys 2v2, 3v3, 4v4.

 

[Gazzamogga]

Not worth buying either one tbh just build a pc for the same price

Gaming PC = incel trait
Console = chad trait

 

[Oueyy]

Not worth to play video games a lot anymore.

 

[Deleted member 3328]

Always good to have tbh

One of my favourite things to do is play FIFA with the boys 2v2, 3v3, 4v4.

Yeah I have PS4 exactly for FIFA and NBA 2k

Going to get one of the new consoles on release tbh

 

[Deleted member 3328]

Not worth buying either one tbh just build a pc for the same price

Muh PC master race

 

[Pietrosiek]

I have PS4 but I don't really play vidya anymore

Maybe I will get one of these. Still haven't decided on which one. @Pietrosiek thoughts?

idk man. Idk which and if at all i will buy one of these

 

[Deleted member 5393]

Xbox Always mogs

 

[Nisse]

Muh PC master race

Bruh i have a ps4

 

[Andros]

When you're smashing gamepad's buttons, Chad is smashing Stacy

 

[Nisse]

Gaming PC = incel trait
Console = chad trait

No wonde i have a ps4

 

[Deleted member 275]

Gaming is boring. Is valve index cool? Might try that

 

[Deleted member 773]

Xbox SX $500

PS5 $800

 

[Deleted member 206]

Unless you have friends coming over and you are insecure about being judged you should get a good PC instead of this waste of money

 

[Deleted member 7125]

Xbox SX $500

PS5 $800

both 500$

 

[NaturalDisaster]

XSX who?

 

[Deleted member 7125]

XSX who?

It's chickenboo