Birdcell Facial Analysis and why he's destined for a life of invoulantry celibacy

[Birdcell]

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Jfl at your cuck face , ahahahahaahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahah
You look like a gypsy whore

 

[Birdcell]

 

[Deleted member 15309]

Jfl at your cuck face , ahahahahaahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahah
You look like a gypsy whore

 

[Birdcell]

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[randomvanish]

Total FWHR:

wtf is that

 

[Korea]

wtf is that

The measurement from hairline to chin, divided by zygomatic width.

It helps with identifying if someone has adequate skull height & width.

Since birdcell is brachy skull, he was basically never going to win in this aspect.

 

[fruitgunpop]

What software/tool did u use to get these autistic measurements?

 

[rubybrrr]

TLDR: INDIAN MOGS THE SHIT OUT OF THIS GUY BY MARGIN.
BIRDCEL IS SUB-5. THE INDIAN IS MTN, CAN PUSH HTN IF HE WANTS

@Birdcell
LITTLE BITCH I SHOWED YOU MERCY AGAINST THE INDIAN, AND YOU TURN AROUND AND ACT LIKE THIS???? MOTHERFUCKER! DON'T WORRY AFTER THIS, YOU WON'T EVEN NEED TO KEEP YOUR ACCOUNT HERE, BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO BREAKDOWN YOUR UGLY ASS FACE, ANGLE FOR ANGLE, RATIO TO FUCKING RATIO YOU UNEVOLVED APE!!!!

Let's Go!!!

Starting with the front profile.

I WILL BE USING CAUCASIAN RATIOS AND ANGLES, ONLY BECAUSE GORRILLAS ARE TOO DANGEROUS TO MEASURE AND STUDY, AND YETIS AREN'T REAL.


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I'D PAY THOUSANDS TO SEE THE MOTHER OF A FACE LIKE THIS.

Ok ok...time to get started. (I'm using green because there will be a FUCK TON of numbers)

FWHR: 2.12
Midface Ratio: 1.06
ESR: 43%(DAMN NIGGA) .91 eyes apart.
Chin to Philtrum: 2.30 (My own Chin to Philtrum is 2.45. WHEN YOU SLEEP TONIGHT REMEMBER YOU GOT CHIN HEIGHT MOGGED BY A BLACK MAN.)
Mouth to Nose: 1.75 (This is extremely feminine and caused by a shit nose...and you'll never guess who has a shit nose)
Zygomatic to Bigonial Width: 86% (This looks good on paper, but now you can start to really sense the issue this causes in his face. NARROW ASS JAW FOR ZYGOS LIKE THAT BITCH)
Upper to Lower Lip: 1.13 (WOW)
Bitemporal to Zygos: 77%(THE IDEAL IS 88 - 99%. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN)
Facial 3rds: (TOP IS THE SMALLEST, YOUR MIDDLE IS THE LONGEST HOLY SHIT HOW DID THIS HAPPEN, BUT IT GETS WORSE. YOU'RE SMALLES BEING THE LOWER 3RD. GOD HATES YOU)
Total FWHR: 1.29(The ideal being 1.3 - 1.4. NO MM FOR YOUR SKULL BITCH)

NOW THAT I'VE ASSESED HIS FRONTAL, THE REAL SHIT IS IN HIS SIDE, AND DON'T WORRY I'LL BE DOING MUCH MORE THAN RATIOS. LIKE I SAID I'M BREAKING DOWN EVERY.FUCKING.FEATURE.

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FOR FUCKS SAKE.....ONCE AGAIN....I WANT TO SEE YOUR MOTHER.

Gonial Angle: 98.2° (Ideal is 110 - 124.9) (GOT DAMN LIL BOY YOU MAKE CAVILL LOOK NORMAL)
Nasofrontal Angle: 108.8° (Ideal 115-130) (Just one of the many ways you're deformed)
Nasal Angle: 82.6° (Ideal being 103-113) (SHIT!!!!!!!!!)
Nasolabial Angle 102.9° (Ideal being 90 - 98.5) (YOUR NOSE IS FUCKED...AND YOU'RE STUCK WITH IT)
IM DONE WITH YOUR NOSE, POINTLESS I CAN JUST LOOK AT THE SHIT AND TELL YOU IT'S DEFORMED.
Facial Convexity: 172.4° (Ideal is 165°) (Just WOW ALL THAT FORWARD GROWTH AND STILL UGLY)
Total Facial Convexity: 141.8° (Ideal being 136-139°)(OVER)
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YOU GET THE POINT HE'S FUCKING DEFORMED, THIS COULD'VE WENT ON FOREVER.

TIME FOR YOUR FEATURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Eye Area-
Canthal Tilt: Negative one eye Neutral in the other(CAN'T EVEN HAVE SYMMETRICAL EYES)
Canthus Definition: 404
Eyebrows: You did it, these are your only good features.
Eye Hooding: Too Much, can't see his lashes + his hooding is negative AND assymetrical.
Eyebrow Tilt: Neutral (Ideal is slight positive)
PFL to Height Ratio: 2.85(FUCK, I HOPE YOU DON'T CUM IN YOUR OWN EYE)

Overall a shitty unrecoverable eye area. Next is his "Nose".

Nose:
Shape: Potato
Bulbosity: All of it.
Nostril Show: Shows his acient ape ancestry well
Nose Bridge: Thanks for the runway

No comments needed or measurements need to be made. The naked eye can see this.

Mouth Area:
Lips: 404 once again, showing his heritage
Philtrum: Cart Titan LMAOOOO
Mouth Width: Made for sucking dick and bananas
Cupids Bow: 404
Lip Shape: 404
Lip Coloring: Same color as the rosacea on his nose

Chin/Jaw:
Anglularity: Nothing angular here just his SFS trying to show in it's full glory
Gonion: A PERFECT FEMALE CURVE FUCKKKKKK GIVE UP BITCH
Ramus: Average
Chin: You are recessed for a CAUCASIAN
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NOW THAT I'M DONE WITH THE ABOMNIATION....LET'S GET INTO MAKINITHAPPEN

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SEEMS TO BE A FAMOUS LITTLE FUCKER AROUND HERE....LET'S GET STARTED.

FWHR: 1.96 (Within the Ideal 1.8 - 2) A high FWHR in Indians looks just as bad as whites.
Midface: .96
ESR: 45% (This is technically fine, but then) .82 Eyes apart, this is what makes them close set even tho his Ratio is fine.
Chin to Philtrum: 2.55 (Great)
Mouth to Nose: 1.51 (This suprised the fuck out of me. Anything above 1.55 is for women)
Zygomatic to Bigonial Width: 87% (Good, but with a better Zygomatic Arch, he'd have hollow cheeks rn)
Upper to Lower Lip: 2.85(GOT DAMN)
Bitemporal to Zygos: 81% (They both have wide temples relative to their Zygos, causing break in harmony, BUT INDIAN IS CLOSER TO IDEAL)
Facial 3rds: Top is shortest, Mid is the 2nd longest, Bottom 3rd is the longest (A much more masculine distrobution, although, he needs a shorter mid face)

SIDE PROFILE TIME!!!!!!!!!!

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DON'T WORRY, I CAN ALTER THE MEASUREMENT TO ACCOMIDATE HIS POSE.

Gonial Angle: 122° (Ideal)
Nasofrontal Angle: 113.5° (~2 deg off ideal, fucked by his nasal bridge hump)
Nasal Angle: 108.2 (Ideal)
Nasolabial Angle: 94.1° (Ideal)
Facial Convexity: 167.5° (Near Ideal)
Total Facial Convexity: 138.7° (Walking on eggshells, but Ideal)

With a better bridge his nose would be relatively perfect.
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FEATURES TIME

Eye Area:
Canthal Tilt: NCT in one Eye Neutral in other (Same Flaw)
Canthus Definition: Downturned, but rounded edge(Near Ideal)
Eyebrows: Dense (Ideal)
Eye Hooding: UEE kept to minimum, enough to show lashes(Ideal)
Eyebrow Tilt: Slight Positive (Ideal)
PFL to Height Ratio: 3.22 (Ideal)

Above avg eye area. Needs PCT & Better Canthus to be truly ideal

Nose:
Shape: The tip is a bit too bulbous
Bulbosity: A lot
Nostril Show: Slight, but nothing crazy. Hollywood would force him to get a nose job thought.
Nose Bridge: One of his main flaws, atleast it is thin.

Decent to Below Avg Nose.

Mouth Area:
Lips: Upper one did 404 destroying the lips
Philtrum: Seems to be within the (11 - 14mm)
Mouth Width: Good
Cupids Bow: 404
Lip Shape: 404
Lip Coloring: Stays within the skin tone, but this is miniscule due to him not having much lips

Chin/Jaw:
Angularity: Not much, but it's V-Shapped
Gonion: Masculine and Jagged, could use more definition though^^^
Ramus: Somewhat tall and gives him a good gonial angle
Chin: Great protrusion without looking ogre like.
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THAT'S IT. (I love how ppl were mocking me 2 days ago yet I have 2 BOTB Threads in one day. Cry for a Greycel bitch)

Ight, I plan to stray away from making drama threads, but this needed to happen
@MakinItHappenReturn @Preston

I’ve been on these forums for a couple years and I have no idea who anyone is or what they look like I can’t imagine caring about another user on here . Fuckin losers

 

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