Pseudo intellect cel

[Jason Voorhees]

You're scrolling like a domer hoping for some forum thread hyped for that one golden nugget of wisdom that'll finally ascend your worldview, and instead you get served a word essay that's basically Gravity pulls down, bro trust me It's the ultimate pseudo intellect trap, where every sentence drips with recycled facts like a leaky faucet of obviousness leaving you nodding along not because it's profound, but because who can argue with "the sky is blue"?

This is what I call a pseudo intellect. Or a
water-is-wet cel. He thrives on sounding smart without the sweat, stacking buzzwords like "paradigm shift" on top of basic bitch truths until you feel dumber for listening. In a world starving for real spice, they're the plain rice of discourse nourishing in theory but zero flavor zero masala. The lost despicable kind of user. I won't tag names but you already know who they are talking about

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@Jattgymmaxx @imontheloose

 

[imontheloose]

This gives off major copypasta vibes despite it just being Preston schizo ramblings.

 

[kababcel]

You're scrolling like a domer hoping for some forum thread hyped for that one golden nugget of wisdom that'll finally ascend your worldview, and instead you get served a word essay that's basically Gravity pulls down, bro trust me It's the ultimate pseudo intellect trap, where every sentence drips with recycled facts like a leaky faucet of obviousness leaving you nodding along not because it's profound, but because who can argue with "the sky is blue"?

This is what I call a pseudo intellect. Or a
water-is-wet cel. He thrives on sounding smart without the sweat, stacking buzzwords like "paradigm shift" on top of basic bitch truths until you feel dumber for listening. In a world starving for real spice, they're the plain rice of discourse nourishing in theory but zero flavor zero masala. The lost despicable kind of user. I won't tag names but you already know who they are talking about

What the hell does that even mean? Im too low iq for this Shakespeare shit

 

[perfection is law]

i worry that this is me sometimes

 

[Bryce]

I won't tag names but you already know who they are talking about

Me?

 

[SamosaChutneyCel]

My vision has gone worse since last year
I feel like I am faced with confronting my imminent mortality

My last wish before mt demise would be to spend a few hours having sex with a harem of blonde blue eyed nubile (18-20yo) snowmaidens and in the process a few get pregnant with my curry semen and hence my legacy lives on

 

[greycel]

Give examples

 

[Looks over NT]

why do @ranierean like that

 

[gymceltard]

Legit true bro

I wasted my entire youth in 4chan and incel forums like bodybuilding.com/misc, PUAhate, Sluthate, lookism, etc.

Now I’m a 30 year old incel with no job and no education who’s dropped out of university 3 times zoomers reading this leave this god forsaken shit community.

 

[looksmaxxed]

that's called being a neil degrasse tyson